In this episode:

We try to come to terms with Jordan Ott being named the new head coach of the Michigan State Suns, and what it may mean for the franchise.

We break down our thoughts on the organization, and grapple with the existential dread we face as middle-aged Suns fans with no titles in our history and no clear path for the future.

We discuss some recent trade rumors and other Suns news, like Ryan Dunn winning the Dan Majerle Hustle Award.

We put our GM hats on to play the new hit game, "I desperately need Kevin Durant, that old injured bum."

In this episode:We list 5 dealbreakers on the next Suns head coach.

We play “Hit the Homer,” a game where Ryan hears KD trade machine ideas and tries to guess which team the person who made each one roots for.

We discuss “Why the hell would you trade Kevin Durant?” and Logan compares him to a Birkin bag for some reason.

We offer rapid fire takes on everything from Chris Quinn (good) to basketball astrology (bad).

Cold Pickle Nachos has the hottest takes on the Phoenix Suns. Enjoy irreverent basketball banter, in-depth analysis, wacky Suns-related games, and instant reactions to trades, signings, and rumors.

Times are tough for Suns fans. But when the chips get stale; when the cheese gets cold; when there are pickles where the jalapeños should be…we will be there to call it out. Because Suns fans deserve only the finest nachos, this city deserves an NBA championship, and YOU deserve a podcast that cares…way, way, way too much…about all things Phoenix Suns.