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  • Episode 167: The Trials and Tribulations of an Aspiring Rapper Named Skiddles.
    Apr 15 2025

    Ever wondered what happens when a painfully awkward aspiring rapper named Skiddles visits a comedy podcast? Prepare yourself for one of our most bizarre and hilarious episodes yet.

    Skiddles—who claims to be "from the depths of hell" but is actually from northeastern Ohio—joins us in studio to showcase his questionable freestyle skills over AI-generated beats. What follows is a cringe-worthy yet utterly entertaining series of raps about everything from dripping on shorts to pizza delivery delays. The awkwardness reaches peak levels when we discover his mom is waiting outside in the car during the entire recording session. His signature phrase "You ever have one of those days..." becomes the setup for increasingly absurd freestyle topics, while his need to "quote" offensive lyrics to avoid "copyright issues" adds another layer of comedy gold.

    After Skiddles departs, we dive into our favorite Subway sandwich hacks (double-toasted flatbread is a game-changer) and explore some fascinating music discoveries. From The Plot in You's atmospheric metalcore to Babymetal's collaboration with Poppy, we share our unfiltered takes on current metal trends. We also discover "Finley," a short horror-comedy film about an inept killer doll that perfectly aligns with our taste for offbeat entertainment.

    The episode showcases our natural conversational chemistry while featuring one of the most memorable guest characters we've ever had. Whether you're here for the trainwreck freestyle session, food talk, or music recommendations, this episode delivers laughs from start to finish.

    Ready to experience the trials and tribulations of Skittles and our unfiltered reactions? Hit play now and don't forget to subscribe, share, and leave a review!

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    1 h y 8 m
  • Episode 166: Fat Strip Clubs & The Gabagool Gals
    Apr 7 2025

    Have you ever been laughing so hard in the shower that you had to tell Alexa to pause the podcast? That's exactly what happened to Jay this week while listening to our own show—a testament to the unpredictable hilarity that unfolds when we hit record.

    This episode takes you on a journey through our weekend adventures, starting with Jay's experience at a bridal show where he discovered mind-blowing cupcakes (pineapple upside-down cake in miniature form!) while showcasing his DJ business. What makes this conversation particularly compelling is Jay's refreshing take on competition in the wedding industry. Rather than trying to poach clients who already have DJs booked, he celebrates the talents of his fellow professionals, demonstrating that genuine respect for your competitors often yields more goodwill than cutthroat tactics.

    Meanwhile, Jay contemplates joining Mohawk Golf Club, breaking down the surprisingly reasonable cost-benefit analysis of membership fees versus pay-per-play options. The discussion reveals how these seemingly expensive memberships can actually be economical investments when you factor in all the included perks and networking opportunities with "the upper echelon of Tiffin."

    The absolute highlight of the episode arrives when we transform into "The Gabagool Gals"—two loud-mouthed, opinionated Brooklyn women with hot takes on everything from Disney remakes to Wendy's frosties. This improvised character comedy showcases our willingness to step completely outside our comfort zones, resulting in some of the most outrageous moments we've ever recorded.

    As we wrap up, we explore emerging artists like Pink Guy and Run The Jewels, sharing our enthusiasm for music that pushes boundaries. Throughout it all, our conversation returns to themes of business ethics, community support, and the importance of integrity—whether you're DJing a wedding or considering opening a "chubby guy strip club" called Chunky Dunks.

    Join us for laughter, wisdom, and absolutely no filter. Subscribe, share, and let us know which part had you laughing in the shower!

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    1 h y 21 m
  • Episode 165: Small Town Laughs: Weight Loss, Wrestling, and Controversial Dreams
    Apr 4 2025

    Two friends with absolutely no filter take you on a wild conversational journey through the everyday absurdities of life in small-town Ohio.

    This episode captures John and Jay at their uncensored best as they navigate topics ranging from serious business ventures to uncomfortably hilarious personal stories. John shares his ambitious journey toward purchasing a beloved local game store, revealing the surprising support he's found within the community banking system and downtown business network. His passionate commitment to preserving an important local establishment shines through as he details contingency plans and potential partnerships.

    The conversation takes several unexpected turns, including a candid discussion of their successful weight loss journeys - John proudly shares his 17-pound accomplishment while his co-host celebrates dropping over 14 pounds. Their mutual accountability system offers a glimpse into the genuine friendship that makes this podcast so engaging.

    When the topic shifts to a recent local wrestling event that Jay DJ'd for, listeners get treated to hilarious behind-the-scenes insights into the indie wrestling world - from Thunder Dick's entrance music to wrestlers changing costumes in shared spaces. Their metal music review segment captures authentic first reactions to bands like Wage War and Otep, complete with impromptu comparisons to movie soundtracks.

    Perhaps most memorably, Jay recounts an awkward dream involving his wife and John's brother that sparked real-world conversations - demonstrating the hosts' remarkable willingness to share even their most embarrassing moments. Through it all, their distinctive brand of humor and honesty creates an experience that feels like joining two friends for an evening of unscripted entertainment.

    Subscribe now to experience the uncensored comedy and real conversations that have listeners coming back every week!

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    1 h y 9 m
  • Episode 164: From Happy Gilmore to Gunther: A Chaotic Journey Through Pop Culture
    Mar 24 2025

    Ready for a rollercoaster ride through the weird, wonderful, and occasionally NSFW corners of pop culture? Buckle up as this episode takes you on a lightning-fast journey across wildly diverse topics that somehow all connect through the hosts' infectious enthusiasm and unfiltered commentary.

    The Happy Gilmore 2 trailer serves as our jumping-off point, with deep speculation about Christopher McDonald's role as the iconic Shooter McGavin and fond reflections on Adam Sandler's refreshingly authentic public persona. From there, we time-travel through nostalgic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles memories, including the often-forgotten female turtle from "The Next Mutation" series, before discovering some hilariously inappropriate parody videos that showcase the raw, unfiltered nature of early internet humor.

    Music takes center stage as we proudly introduce our band Disengage and share new tracks, then dive into reviews of Bless the Fall's metalcore sound and ABBA's surprisingly consistent comeback music. Perhaps the highlight comes when we unearth recent releases from Gunther (yes, THAT Gunther of "Ding Dong Song" fame), marveling at his continued commitment to his unique artistic character and the unexpected staying power of his distinctly European dance music style.

    The episode wraps with excited reactions to newly released Mortal Kombat 2 images and reflections on how the franchise has evolved across different media formats over the years. Throughout it all, our conversation remains genuine, spontaneous, and completely uncensored – just like catching up with friends who share your passion for pop culture's strangest corners.

    Whether you're nostalgic for 90s movies, fascinated by internet culture, or just enjoy hearing authentic reactions to everything from mainstream blockbusters to obscure European techno, this episode delivers pure entertainment with zero filters attached.

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    1 h y 14 m
  • Episode 163: Weight Loss Journeys, F-Bombs & Swedish Metal
    Mar 18 2025

    "You like racy shit, you like problems going on? You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right f***ing place." With this bold introduction, John and Jay set the tone for another unfiltered journey through their world where nothing is off-limits.

    What begins as a birthday celebration for John quickly evolves into a poignant reflection on shared birthdays with loved ones who have passed. The raw emotion that surfaces demonstrates the authentic connection these hosts build with their audience - they're not afraid to be vulnerable alongside their trademark humor.

    Their weight loss journeys take center stage as they celebrate successes and share practical advice about finding "accountability buddies," managing calorie intake, and focusing on the right nutritional elements. "You Can't Rush Greatness" emerges as their new mantra, applying to both fitness goals and life in general. John's 65-pound weight loss journey provides inspiration while maintaining realistic expectations about the process.

    Music lovers will appreciate the second half of the episode where John and Jay conduct impromptu reviews of recent musical discoveries. Their $5 album finds from Whatnot reveal unexpected gems like Swedish doom metal band Serpent Omega, pop artist Fletcher, and Styx's overlooked 2021 album. Their genuine enthusiasm and knowledgeable commentary showcase their deep appreciation for diverse musical genres.

    Between the personal stories, health discussions, and musical exploration, the hosts create an atmosphere that feels like joining old friends for unscripted conversation. Their chemistry is undeniable, their opinions unfiltered, and their passion contagious.

    Ready for a podcast that doesn't pretend to be something it's not? Subscribe now and join John and Jay for weekly doses of authenticity, humor, and musical discovery. And if you have band suggestions, reach out - these self-proclaimed "students of the game" are always eager to expand their musical horizons.

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    1 h y 14 m
  • Episode 162: Eurotrip: A Musical Journey Through Eurovision 2025...Yes..More Music!!
    Mar 11 2025

    Ready for a musical adventure that spans continents, genres, and internet rabbit holes? Join John and Jay as they plunge headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of Eurovision 2025, sampling entries from across Europe that range from hypnotic techno bangers to emotional ballads.

    The journey begins with a hilarious exploration of "Brody Quest," connecting Adrian Brody's Oscar speech to the meme culture that immortalized him online. But that's just the appetizer. The main course is a delightful sampling of musical curiosities that have captivated millions – those oddly addictive 10-hour loop videos on YouTube that somehow keep people coming back. From the "Pikachu Song" to "Crab Rave" and the unforgettable "Amazing Horse," the guys break down what makes these simple, repetitive tracks so bizarrely compelling.

    When the conversation shifts to metal music, things get both heavy and thoughtful. The pair challenge common misconceptions about the genre, arguing that beneath the aggressive sound lies deep philosophical exploration rather than the "satanic" stereotypes often assigned to it. Their analysis of bands like Infant Annihilator reveals the technical prowess and artistic vision behind extreme music, even when it's presented with a wink and a nod.

    A surprise church invitation leads to a candid discussion about personal beliefs and the uncomfortable feeling of being pressured into religious environments – showing that this isn't just a music show, but a window into authentic human experience. Whether you're a Eurovision fanatic, a metal enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates genuine conversation that goes wherever curiosity leads, this episode delivers.

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    1 h y 12 m
  • Episode 161: Internationally Known...Domestically Infamous...John and Jay
    Mar 7 2025

    What happens when two unfiltered friends discover a Norwegian film about a man in a dog costume? Pure podcast magic. Our conversation takes a deep dive into "Good Boy," a disturbing psychological thriller that left us equally fascinated and disturbed – complete with a twist ending that transforms it from quirky to horrifying in seconds.

    We're celebrating our unexpected global reach as listeners from Japan, Germany, Ukraine, South Africa, and beyond tune in to our uncensored conversations. Something about our particular brand of chaos seems to transcend language barriers, and we couldn't be more thrilled about it. Thanks to everyone listening from around the world – we're genuinely surprised and grateful that our random bullshit has international appeal.

    Metal enthusiasts will appreciate our extended deep dive into some standout bands and tracks. From Killswitch Engage's collaborative masterpiece featuring both Jesse Leach and Howard Jones on the same track (an epic moment for longtime fans) to Spirit Box's haunting, drum-and-bass infused heaviness, to Otep's groundbreaking female-fronted brutality. Our passionate discussion showcases why these artists continue to captivate us years or even decades after our first introduction to them.

    We also share stories from our previous jobs – from Jay's adventures delivering to vending machines (and perhaps liberating some soon-to-expire sandwiches) to frustrations with on-call work that doesn't properly compensate for your time. These relatable workplace experiences connect us with anyone who's ever dealt with unreasonable employers or entitled customers.

    Whether you're here for the crude humor, music recommendations, or just to feel like you're hanging out with friends, this episode delivers our signature unfiltered conversation with no topic off-limits. Thanks for joining our growing community of listeners – we may have no idea what we're doing, but we're having a damn good time doing it.

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    1 h y 14 m
  • Episode 160: The Misadventures of Everyday Life: A Comedy Special!
    Feb 25 2025

    Immerse yourself in a laugh-filled journey through the latest episode of "It's Every Day with John and Jay." This week, the hosts unpack a range of relatable topics that span from the intricate challenges of navigating modern workplace dynamics to reminiscing about transformative family vacations. Highlighting the emotional burdens witnessed in their personal experiences, they tackle the uncomfortable reality of feeling unappreciated in the workplace.

    The conversation then takes a turn towards heartfelt nostalgia with entertaining tales from their childhoods, focusing on the thrill and chaos of family vacations. Listeners are treated to amusing anecdotes that reveal the joy hidden within our everyday lives. They also celebrate memorable visits to iconic sports venues, sharing the satisfaction that comes with reliving those precious moments.

    Tune in as John and Jay reflect on the hobby of baseball card collection, juxtaposing it against the pressures of adult responsibilities. They engage listeners in a broader discussion about how technology has transformed relationships in their fantasy football leagues and the impact it has had on personal interactions in today’s digital age.

    This episode encourages you to engage and share your own experiences, bridging connections with the hosts and other listeners as they venture through the ups and downs of everyday life. Don't miss out on this exciting exploration—be sure to subscribe, share your thoughts, and keep the conversation going!

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    1 h y 6 m
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