Ever wondered what happens when a painfully awkward aspiring rapper named Skiddles visits a comedy podcast? Prepare yourself for one of our most bizarre and hilarious episodes yet.

Skiddles—who claims to be "from the depths of hell" but is actually from northeastern Ohio—joins us in studio to showcase his questionable freestyle skills over AI-generated beats. What follows is a cringe-worthy yet utterly entertaining series of raps about everything from dripping on shorts to pizza delivery delays. The awkwardness reaches peak levels when we discover his mom is waiting outside in the car during the entire recording session. His signature phrase "You ever have one of those days..." becomes the setup for increasingly absurd freestyle topics, while his need to "quote" offensive lyrics to avoid "copyright issues" adds another layer of comedy gold.

After Skiddles departs, we dive into our favorite Subway sandwich hacks (double-toasted flatbread is a game-changer) and explore some fascinating music discoveries. From The Plot in You's atmospheric metalcore to Babymetal's collaboration with Poppy, we share our unfiltered takes on current metal trends. We also discover "Finley," a short horror-comedy film about an inept killer doll that perfectly aligns with our taste for offbeat entertainment.

The episode showcases our natural conversational chemistry while featuring one of the most memorable guest characters we've ever had. Whether you're here for the trainwreck freestyle session, food talk, or music recommendations, this episode delivers laughs from start to finish.

Ready to experience the trials and tribulations of Skittles and our unfiltered reactions? Hit play now and don't forget to subscribe, share, and leave a review!

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Have you ever been laughing so hard in the shower that you had to tell Alexa to pause the podcast? That's exactly what happened to Jay this week while listening to our own show—a testament to the unpredictable hilarity that unfolds when we hit record.

This episode takes you on a journey through our weekend adventures, starting with Jay's experience at a bridal show where he discovered mind-blowing cupcakes (pineapple upside-down cake in miniature form!) while showcasing his DJ business. What makes this conversation particularly compelling is Jay's refreshing take on competition in the wedding industry. Rather than trying to poach clients who already have DJs booked, he celebrates the talents of his fellow professionals, demonstrating that genuine respect for your competitors often yields more goodwill than cutthroat tactics.

Meanwhile, Jay contemplates joining Mohawk Golf Club, breaking down the surprisingly reasonable cost-benefit analysis of membership fees versus pay-per-play options. The discussion reveals how these seemingly expensive memberships can actually be economical investments when you factor in all the included perks and networking opportunities with "the upper echelon of Tiffin."

The absolute highlight of the episode arrives when we transform into "The Gabagool Gals"—two loud-mouthed, opinionated Brooklyn women with hot takes on everything from Disney remakes to Wendy's frosties. This improvised character comedy showcases our willingness to step completely outside our comfort zones, resulting in some of the most outrageous moments we've ever recorded.

As we wrap up, we explore emerging artists like Pink Guy and Run The Jewels, sharing our enthusiasm for music that pushes boundaries. Throughout it all, our conversation returns to themes of business ethics, community support, and the importance of integrity—whether you're DJing a wedding or considering opening a "chubby guy strip club" called Chunky Dunks.

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Two friends with absolutely no filter take you on a wild conversational journey through the everyday absurdities of life in small-town Ohio.

This episode captures John and Jay at their uncensored best as they navigate topics ranging from serious business ventures to uncomfortably hilarious personal stories. John shares his ambitious journey toward purchasing a beloved local game store, revealing the surprising support he's found within the community banking system and downtown business network. His passionate commitment to preserving an important local establishment shines through as he details contingency plans and potential partnerships.

The conversation takes several unexpected turns, including a candid discussion of their successful weight loss journeys - John proudly shares his 17-pound accomplishment while his co-host celebrates dropping over 14 pounds. Their mutual accountability system offers a glimpse into the genuine friendship that makes this podcast so engaging.

When the topic shifts to a recent local wrestling event that Jay DJ'd for, listeners get treated to hilarious behind-the-scenes insights into the indie wrestling world - from Thunder Dick's entrance music to wrestlers changing costumes in shared spaces. Their metal music review segment captures authentic first reactions to bands like Wage War and Otep, complete with impromptu comparisons to movie soundtracks.

Perhaps most memorably, Jay recounts an awkward dream involving his wife and John's brother that sparked real-world conversations - demonstrating the hosts' remarkable willingness to share even their most embarrassing moments. Through it all, their distinctive brand of humor and honesty creates an experience that feels like joining two friends for an evening of unscripted entertainment.

Subscribe now to experience the uncensored comedy and real conversations that have listeners coming back every week!

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