Zuvok

Brides to Beasts, Book 1

De: Athena Storm

Narrado por: Tristan James, Meghan Kelly

I am Zuvok the Terror. Feared soldier of the Trident Alliance. And I will not do housework!

I relish the fury of combat. I love the adrenaline as I kill my enemies. Blood drips from my hands. Until I go too far.

So my commanders send me a foe that I never expected: my bride. A comely, curvy, human woman. A princess. She must be insane. She has to be if she agreed to be my mail-order bride.

But I don't want a bride. Zuvok the Terror will not be tamed. He will not be civilized! He will not hang balloon valances on windows with pastel-hued drapes. He will not dry dishes as she washes them! He will not sweep before he mops the floors!

But then, this tiny human woman does something more powerful than a killing blow from an Odex wielding a power-blade. She gets on her tip toes and wraps her arms around me, squeezing herself to me. She coos. And giggles. And kisses me on my nose. And my heart melts for her.

Zuvok the Terror? More like Zuvok the Terrier. Damn humans.

Contains mature themes.

©2020 Athena Storm (P)2020 Tantor

So bad it's good

The entire story sounds like it is read in the voices of Leela and Zapp Brannigan from Futurama. I could not stop listening.

zuvok the terror

I have to say, it' s a book you love or you hate! No middleway. The beginning was adjusting to the way the book is written. The first 3 chapters you need to let loose the way a lot of books are written. This one has a lot of Ironie and the way the princess is made alife by the narrator is very good. So please try it. I did not receive this book for free. I bought it.
Happy reading every one, Sidhaeg

fun read

loved the characters, plenty of humor and a great heroine. store line is interesting. loved it.

It's so bad but so good.

Well after seeing the reviews on how bad it was I had to see and i actually loved it. soooooo cheesy and hilarious. I don't think it was meant to be a serious Romance to begin with. But It really made me laugh and go I wish....
you either love it or you don't. I loved it and looking forward to more of this author.

Hilarious

I love Zuvok ❤️
His irreverent attitude makes me laugh. The story is pretty good and there are several likable characters. Unfortunately the female narrator has a weird inflection that gets irritating fast. But not a deal breaker for me cause I LOVE ZUVOK❤️

Rated highly for the vibes only. listen if it's free.

I don't feel Athena wrote this to be taken seriously at all, it is what it is and it does it fine. If you go into this expecting character development, yearning and tension filled romance, an interesting fleshed out plot, unique world building with thought provoking themes.... You're not going to get it lol. This is fun smut for the sake of it. The characters have no depth, 0 world building so the tone of this story is literally all over the place and the story is more shallow than a kitty pool but it's fun haha. This felt like a Futurama fanfic.


Tristan was a great voice for Zuvok! He had a horrible female voice but that's not uncommon with duel narrations and he does well enough to keep you listening. Very zapp brannigan coded. Meghan, although I liked the sound of her voice her cadence and inflections were so distracting. Sometimes she'd trail off into Jennifer Coolidge territory that somehow made this read horribly worse yet funnier at the same time. Her male voice is probably the worst I've heard on this app too... The sex scenes with this two... It's a cringy, irritating yet halarious experience.

fast pace plot

good verbage, and dirty talk but little plot and little real character development, very flat main characters

Hilarious and I loved it!

I'll agree with another reviewer, you are either going to love this or hate it. It is purposefully over-the-top with improbable and impossible situations; however the romance is cute, the plot is fast action, and the narrators (especially Tristan) make it laugh out loud funny! I absolutely love the corny and crude language because it just fits the characters.

My only issue is the forward chapter that does this very boring recap of the universe. It really doesn't matter because it just follows their little side of the story on one planet. Unfortunately I think when you listen to the sample this is all you get. I was able to listen to this first book because it was part of the Plus catalog. So if you can get it that way, give it a listen. I think I might have bought it anyway since it is on sale, which is what my plan is for the next book so I can laugh some more. Just go in knowing it is meant to be a silly romp.

It made me laugh

It made me laugh this story uses every word for lady bits. The last 15 minutes had me laughing. Male actor sounded like a voice over for an old time black and white detective movie. I dont know if it was the actor or if the sentence structure was just that stunted. It was free, very predictable, good enough.

Interesting

I enjoyed the story and the male narrator’s voice. I remember him from several other books. The interactions between the couple is cute.