The Distinguished Minecraft Humor Compendium
42 Essential Minecraft Jokes for Cyberspace, Overworld, Nether End More!
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The Distinguished Minecraft Humor Compendium is a collection of the 42 silliest and funniest gruesome and entertaining jokes you will find anywhere in the Minecraft universe. Whether you are in the classroom sharing with your friends or just want to see a loved one enjoy some good laughs, this concise collection of Minecraft jokes, mined from the outskirts of the universe, is the perfect companion to the game.
Silly Minecraft jokes:
- What do you call a small slime?
- What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
- What do Minecraft hipsters say? >
Find out the answers to these jokes when you listen!
Bonus: Includes 10 memes that will guarantee you will never stop laughing as you play the world's favorite game.
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