Space Hysteria

Dark Sci-Fi Horror Comedy with Vampires

De: Ava Lock

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

A Haunted Spaceship, a Desperate Family, and a Vampire Go to Space...

Captain Ruby Harlow and her father get a killer deal on a pre-owned spaceship with a dark past. Determined to leave a dying earth for the final frontier, she and her wife overlook the ship’s lousy attitude, quirky decisions, and nasty bat infestation. Their troubles escalate when a bloody ghost begins tormenting their brand-new fembot while the rest of the crew remains oblivious to the haunting. Despite mysterious problems with the ship, the captain leads a glorious launch.

Later, with the entire crew frozen in cryo, the malfunctioning spaceship strays off course, then suddenly wakes everyone too soon. Trapped without the possibility of returning to hypersleep, Ruby and her crew face the chilling realization that their journey will stretch across many years, with only a mysterious comet as their potential destination.

It was supposed to be a fun adventure, but the bloody ghost, snarky fembot, and creepy doctor are just too much for Bob. Back on Earth, Ruby’s father was already having adjustment problems. He’d been a popsicle too long and thawed to discover a world that left him behind. It does’t help that his daughter married a woman while he was frozen—lesbians! How is he supposed to handle that? After being frozen and thawed, again, the endless isolation of deep space starts taking its toll on his poor, old brain. After a seizure, Bob becomes increasingly hostile and paranoid. Consumed by grandiose delusions, he’s convinced that the ship’s doctor is none other than Dracula himself. It sounds crazy, but he might be right, and proving it will push him to the brink of madness.

In Space, No One Can Hear You Slay!

(It Might Get Gay... Yeah, It’s Gonna Get Gay)

Is the lesbian captain really trapped in space with bloodthirsty vampires?
Was Bob chosen by God to be the vampire slayer?
Or will stay hidden in the closet with his inner demons, becoming the monster he fears most?

Like Dark Science Fiction Humor? Scary Scifi Ebooks? Funny Nostalgia?

Get ALL that and More in This Hilarious Sci-Fi Fantasy Romp with Vampires.

Prepare for the boundaries of reality to blur as the entire crew turns against each other. At first, you’ll enjoy a fun sci-fi nostalgia book loaded with iconic character references from Star Trek, Star Wars, and Alien. But then, the journey into space takes a dark turn, stressing an LGBT family that was already in crisis. You’ll experience a thrilling descent into madness as Bob’s mind slowly unravels. You’re heart will break for Ruby and her wife—but nobody will save you. So, brace yourself for the inevitable vampire hunt that feels a lot like The Shining on a spaceship.

“A delightfully spooky and hilarious sci-fi horror comedy.” ★★★★★

“Made me laugh while, at the same time, reminded me that this book still belongs to the horror genre. I enjoyed it way too much.” ★★★★★

“100% recommendable sci-fi horror comedy.” ★★★★★

WARNING: Expect Dark Humor and Zero-Gravity Blood in this Chilling Sci-Fi Horror Comedy Novel

It’s funny, but it’s also dark and scary. The sexy fembot is literally a whore, so expect those kinds of jokes. There are definitely vampires, for real vampires, so it’s gonna get bloody. Put on your big-girl panties, buckle up, and get ready for a chilling thrill ride you won’t soon forget. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll scream. And in the end, Space Hysteria will leave you breathless!

Disclaimer: This book is intended for mature readers. It contains explicit violence, sexual content, dark humor, and themes suitable for adults.