I'm Probably Going to Hell for This!

De: Scott Moss

Narrado por: Jon Bolitho-Jones

What is it we all seek? Some sort of reassurance that there is an afterlife. What is it we rely on for that guidance to get us there? Religion. I realize I’m probably going to piss a few people off with this book, but what the hell, if there is a purgatory, I’m sure I’ll pay for it there. You see this book came about because of unanswered questions. Questions I’ve pondered for my 62 years on this earth (minus my time in diapers where thinking was completely optional). Religion in many ways is a guide to obtain answers, but it was never enough for me.

I was raised Catholic. You can all bless me now. Surviving a Catholic upbringing is a lot like surviving a repetitive hurricane. Just when you think you’ve got enough protection from the danger someone (Usually my Mother) throws a curve ball of Catholic guilt at you and you’re stuck trying to remember if it is a sin or not, whether it requires a confession, and the amount of shame you should feel. It’s like dodging the hurricane all over again. Depression runs a rough shot in the Catholic religion and trust me, I know why. Happiness is frowned upon. I have a hard time thinking that God thinks that’s the way it should be.

Although I am by no means an expert on religion. I find it to be a hindrance in my life. I do know that a lot of people get a lot out of the visit to the church on Sunday and I think that’s great. By no means do I think that everyone should follow my lead, I just want people to know that being a religious truant is not the end of the world. I have always felt that God watches over us. I also think that he (or She, oh that’s going to piss off some people) wants us to be happy. I can’t see a God that punishes people for eating a beef jerky on a Friday during lent and yet forgiving a murderer because he confesses his sin on his deathbed. Sorry, it just doesn’t work for me.

©2023 Scott Moss (P)2024 Scott Moss

Honest, Witty, and Insightful

If you've ever felt overwhelmed or even disillusioned by organized religion, this book is for you. The author’s candid storytelling and dry humor make serious reflections on faith, guilt, and spirituality accessible and entertaining. As someone who grew up with similar struggles, I found comfort in their perspective that happiness and questioning don’t negate belief in a higher power. It’s a book that challenges traditional ideas without being preachy or disrespectful. A must-read for those navigating their own spiritual journeys.

A Bold and Relatable Exploration of Faith

This book is a breath of fresh air for anyone who has ever wrestled with questions about religion and spirituality. The author's humor and honesty make it incredibly engaging, even as they tackle deeply personal and complex topics. Raised Catholic myself, I found the anecdotes about guilt and rituals hilariously relatable yet thought-provoking. The book doesn’t aim to sway your beliefs but rather encourages you to question, laugh, and reflect. Perfect for skeptics, seekers, or anyone looking for a lighter take on a heavy topic. Highly recommended!

Very funny. Really makes you think about the Bible and Christianity.

I enjoyed this book immensely. It’s so funny at times I almost drove my car off the road.

Refreshingly Unconventional and Deeply Human

This book brilliantly balances humor with genuine introspection. The author’s experiences with Catholic guilt, endless questioning, and an irreverent take on spirituality struck a chord with me. They don’t claim to have all the answers but offer an honest and relatable narrative for those seeking to reconcile religion with personal happiness. It’s thought-provoking without being heavy, humorous without being dismissive. A fantastic read for anyone curious about the intersection of faith, doubt, and individuality.