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From actor Max Greenfield (fan-favorite “Schmidt” from television’s New Girl) comes a hilarious audiobook for every child who thinks they don't like to read books (and all the kids - and grownups - who do).
Words, sentences, and even worse, paragraphs fill up books. Ugh! So what's a reluctant reader to do? Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl) bring the energy and laugh-out-loud fun out for every child (and parent) who thinks they don’t want to read a book. Joining the ranks of favorites like The Book with No Pictures and The Serious Goose, this clever and playful read-aloud, adapted for audio, breaks the fourth wall and will have all listeners coming back for laughs again and again!
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- 01-26-23
Schmidt!!!
Idk if Schmidt is Max or Max is Schmidt but either way I’m loving it!
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- Maribel Caballero
- 01-18-22
Hilarious
I don't want to review this book! That would mean I finished reading the book that I don't want to read. It is awesome
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- Tonya Radel
- 05-26-22
My 8 Year Old LOVES This Book!
I have a very reluctant reader but he truly appreciates this story. And I appreciate the performance by Schmidt. I mean-‘Max! Well done!
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