Header 2

De: Edward Lee

Narrado por: Lucas Boyd

“What’s a header?”

Fifteen years ago, Travis Clyde Tuckton asked that self-same question to his ancient grandfather, and the answer came in a rampage of twisted bloodlust, missing persons, and the most macabre and indescribable act of vengeance that human consciousness has ever devised...

Now, in those same desolate woods, amongst dilapidated shacks behind whose rickety doors no one dare look, something even worse has come to curse the land of simple folk, a jubilee of murderous perversity and sexual abomination too hideous to describe. Only the courage of Travis Tuckton could ever begin to set things back to rights but, lo, Travis and his grandfather are long dead...

Ah, but their relatives aren’t! And it will be these stout-hearted men who shall rise to the occasion of the most horrific revenge in the history of the backwoods - an eye for an eye, a head for a head! Not even unearthed graves, molested corpses, abducted tots, and an unspeakable human monstrosity can thwart the might of right.

Join steadfast hayseeds Helton, Dumar, and Micky-Mack as they venture forth into a wretched mire of unadulterated horror, where the symbol of ultimate evil is not a psycho-killer, nor a demon, but the full-tilt rev of power tools screaming through the endless night...

Header 2

Where revenge is all in the mind.

©2011 David G. Barnett (P)2019 David G. Barnett

Haha Jesus

The most fun I’ve had with a book in a long time. Most I’ve ever laughed at one, that’s for sure.

I hope if you’re even looking at this it means you have an idea what you’re getting into. Good old Ed Lee really outdid himself on this one.

The fun sort of graphic and over the top offensive

A splatterpunk classic tastefully written for the hardened enthusiast. Narration delivers every offensive syllable, even when holding back laughter.

headers 2, its not p/c but thats what i liked about it.

funny and not for the woke types. this audiobook was a refreshing change from the woke p/c garbage so common now a days. thank you edward lee for a fun listen !

Nuthin’ is better than a header, yessir!!!!!

This is one of the most inventive and gross stories I’ve had the pleasure of listening to!

I thought Lucas Boyd was a fine narrator and had plenty of excitement in reading the story and handled the different characters really well!

I hope Necro releases Header 3 soon, all in all a highly recommended audible selection that you won’t soon forget!

Super boring. Disappointing.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s gross stuff here, but I just could care about any of the characters. They all suck, but none of them have that thing that makes you fascinated by them. Plus, this borderlines on smut more than extreme horror. There are scenes that are supposed to be “shocking” but really remind me of scenes from like Fourth Wing or Fifthy Shades, but the people are covered in shit. Very disappointing.