
500 Funny Quotes for Women
Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
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Stan Hardy
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Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!
Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Women could be a perfect choice!
Here are what this book will offer you:
- 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for Women
- A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes
- An easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!
- Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!
- A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues
- Wisdom and inspiration while being amused
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- Karen S
- 06-18-21
Funny quotes
I only listen to this for a few minutes at a time. But the quotes are fun to hear. It is not a book I could listen to for a half hour at one time.
The narration was excellent.
I received this book at my request and have voluntarily left tis review.
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- Bonnie L. Smith
- 10-11-23
Funny and amusing
I really enjoyed this. I much needed laughter!! Made my day brighter and work go by smoothly
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- Amanda
- 06-06-21
A lot of humor
i’m not sure I would want to read this book cover to cover. I think it would become tedious then, and that would take away from the humor. There were actually a lot of quotes in here that were clever or funny. I enjoyed it when I just dipped into it occasionally. But narrator did a great job.
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- thegreatone
- 05-14-21
My wife and daughter love it
Both of my girls liked this one. They both got a real good kick out of it
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- Rose Wilson
- 06-09-21
I am very pleased to listen that audible.
I usually hate funny books. Purchased this as a gift and listened to it (out of curiosity) before giving it away, and surprisingly I found it very funny!
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- Rayne Marie
- 05-13-21
I love quotes
I love the accent too! Listen a bit at a time. Love the Virginia Wolfe quotes.
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- Alex Patton
- 06-09-21
This audible will enable you to unhesitatingly.
This book is a great addition to any library. It is entertaining for all ages and really ideal for someone looking for light listening and a pick me up.
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- Jennie Peterson
- 06-09-21
Such An Important Audio Book!
These are really funny! A great collection. Makes me want to put together a little routine for the next empty nesters get together.
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- Valerie M.
- 06-03-21
Need some smiles today?
I love it! Who doesn’t need more laughter? We all do! This audiobook is what we all need!! Thank you !
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- Karen Stewart
- 05-12-23
Chuckles
It was fun listening to 500 Funny Quotes for Women. It was good medicine to laugh.
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