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Pimpmaster Cringles arrives from a rival club up north and threatens to take over Club Round Table from Pimpmaster Arturius in this special holiday poem.
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Short, Funny and Erotic
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Xmas in rap
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Seriously, you can’t help but laugh while listening to this series.
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