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The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]
Featured Article: The Best Urban Fantasy Audiobooks
Urban fantasy is a melting pot that borrows all the best elements from our favorite genres to create truly unique worlds where anything is possible. With components of paranormal, noir, suspense, mystery, thriller, romance, and (of course) fantasy, these stories are vivid and colorful, bursting with magic while remaining rooted in city settings we know and love. These titles range from romances and historical dramas to gritty noir mysteries, but they all have one thing in common: the perfect blend of reality and realms beyond, offering a sweep-you-off-your-feet story that will make your own world melt away.
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Night Fall
- A Secret Histories Novel
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 17 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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For centuries, ancient Pacts have kept the Droods out of the Nightside, but now the Droods see the Nightside as a threat to the whole world. They march into the long night, in their armour, to put it under their control. All too soon, the two sides are at war....
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Enjoyed the story
- By Kaz on 06-28-18
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Night Fall
- A Secret Histories Novel
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Series: Secret Histories, Book 12, Nightside, Book 12.5
- Length: 17 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 06-15-18
- Language: English
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The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Gideon Sable, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Christopher Walker, Henry Kramer, Holly Adams, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Gideon Sable is a thief and a con man. He specializes in stealing the kind of things that can't normally be stolen. Like a ghost's clothes, or a photo from a country that never existed. He even stole his current identity. Who was he originally? Now, that would be telling....
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Incredible Performance and Storytelling!
- By Michelle on 04-28-25
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The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Gideon Sable, Book 1
- Narrated by: Christopher Walker, Henry Kramer, Holly Adams, Peter Holdway, Scott McCormick, Terence Aselford, John Kielty, Rob McFadyen, Kay Eluvian, Rayner Gabriel, Jenna Sharpe
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 09-01-21
- Language: English
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Which Witch?
- Holy Terrors Mysteries, Book 3
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Tim Bruce
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Talented actress Diana and young bishop Alistair, her partner in crime-solving and supernatural sleuthing, face the terrifying curse of the Scottish Play in this witty, creeptastic paranormal mystery from New York Times bestselling British fantasy author Simon R. Green.
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Which Witch?
- Holy Terrors Mysteries, Book 3
- Narrated by: Tim Bruce
- Series: A Holy Terrors Mysteries, Book 3
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 08-05-25
- Language: English
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The Man with the Golden Torc
- Secret Histories, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Stuart Blinder
- Length: 17 hrs and 9 mins
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The name’s Bond. Shaman Bond. Actually, that's just his cover. His real name is Eddie Drood, but when your job includes a license to kick supernatural arse on a regular basis, you find your laughs where you can....
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Great story, disappointing narration
- By Stephanie Harper on 12-12-21
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The Man with the Golden Torc
- Secret Histories, Book 1
- Narrated by: Stuart Blinder
- Series: Secret Histories, Book 1
- Length: 17 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 11-30-21
- Language: English
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The House on Widows Hill
- The Ishmael Jones Series, Book 9
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Set high on top of Widows Hill, Harrow House has remained empty for years. Now, on behalf of an anonymous prospective buyer, Ishmael and Penny are spending a night there in order to investigate the rumors of strange lights, mysterious voices, and unexplained disappearances....
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Jeeze
- By Chicken1 on 03-28-22
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The House on Widows Hill
- The Ishmael Jones Series, Book 9
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Series: Ishmael Jones Mystery Series, Book 9
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 11-01-20
- Language: English
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Deathstalker Destiny
- Deathstalker Series, Book 5
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
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Owen Deathstalker has a prophecy to fulfill. Just as the espers foretold, Owen tumbled an empire and witnessed the end of everything he believed in. All that's left to do is die. But Owen has a few more scores he'd like to settle before his borrowed time is up....
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The end sucks
- By Daniel on 01-21-19
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Deathstalker Destiny
- Deathstalker Series, Book 5
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Series: Deathstalker Series, Book 5, Deathstalker, Book 5
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 01-03-19
- Language: English
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Deathstalker Honor
- Deathstalker Series, Book 4
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 24 hrs and 11 mins
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Owen Deathstalker became a hero after the great rebellion against the tyranny of Lionstone XIV. But he and his compatriots have no chance to enjoy their victory before they are launched into conflict again - this time among factions quarreling over who will replace the deposed Empress....
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Darkest before dawn
- By Matt Bahl on 08-20-24
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Deathstalker Honor
- Deathstalker Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Series: Deathstalker Series, Book 4, Deathstalker, Book 4
- Length: 24 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 11-06-18
- Language: English
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Deathstalker War
- Deathstalker, Book 3
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 22 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Fate had made Owen Deathstalker a rebel hero in an empire choked by tyranny. Embracing his warrior lineage for the sake of freedom, he stoked the flames of revolution....
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just wish they had the whole series
- By jim mendez on 06-01-18
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Deathstalker War
- Deathstalker, Book 3
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Series: Deathstalker, Book 3, Deathstalker Series, Book 3
- Length: 22 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 12-26-17
- Language: English
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Agents of Light and Darkness
- Nightside Series, Book 2
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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John Taylor works in the Nightside - the gaudy, neon noir, secret heart of London, where it's always three in the morning, where gods and monsters make deals and seek pleasures they won't find anywhere else....
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The watered down Constantine episode
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 05-10-24
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Agents of Light and Darkness
- Nightside Series, Book 2
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Series: Nightside, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 01-25-22
- Language: English
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Deathstalker
- Deathstalker Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 22 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Owen Deathstalker, last of the infamous warrior Clan, always considered himself more of a writer than a fighter, preferring his history books to making any actual history with a sword....
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So much fun!
- By Arc-Angle Gabe on 02-27-18
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Deathstalker
- Deathstalker Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Series: Deathstalker, Book 1, Deathstalker Series, Book 1
- Length: 22 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 10-31-17
- Language: English
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Live and Let Drood
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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In Green’s action-packed riff on everyone’s favorite superspy, Eddie once again finds himself at the center of supernatural intrigue....
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Weird. . .
- By Jessica on 09-07-12
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Live and Let Drood
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Series: Secret Histories, Book 6
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 06-05-12
- Language: English
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Something from the Nightside
- Nightside Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Taylor is the name, John Taylor. My card says I'm a detective, but what I really am is an expert on finding lost things. It's part of the gift I was born with as a child of the Nightside....
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If you like Harry Dresden, try this one.
- By NerdyNikki on 02-21-22
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Something from the Nightside
- Nightside Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Series: Nightside, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 01-18-22
- Language: English
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Deathstalker Legacy
- Deathstalker Reborn Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 22 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Owen Deathstalker sacrificed everything to topple a corrupt empire and usher humanity into an age of peace and prosperity. However, the peace that the Deathstalker bought with his life is quickly coming to an end....
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Space Soap Opera
- By NJCoqui67 on 03-19-24
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Deathstalker Legacy
- Deathstalker Reborn Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Series: Deathstalker Legacy, Book 1
- Length: 22 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 08-27-19
- Language: English
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Murder in the Dark
- An Ishmael Jones Mystery
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
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Ishmael Jones and his partner Penny have been despatched to assist a group of scientists who are investigating a mysterious black hole which has appeared on a Somerset hillside. Could it really be a doorway to another dimension, an opening into another world? Find out....
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Gildart Jackson's performance draws you in.
- By Paula on 01-08-20
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Murder in the Dark
- An Ishmael Jones Mystery
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Series: Ishmael Jones Mystery Series, Book 6
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 01-07-20
- Language: English
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Haunted by the Past
- Ishmael Jones, Book 11
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Matthew Brenher
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
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Lucas Carr went to Glenbury Hall, an old country manor house turned hotel. He signed in at reception, took his key, and went upstairs to his room. But he never got there. Somehow he vanished along the way, with not a single clue to suggest what might have happened to him.
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Narrator fail...what happened to Gildart?!
- By AM on 04-07-23
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Haunted by the Past
- Ishmael Jones, Book 11
- Narrated by: Matthew Brenher
- Series: Ishmael Jones Mystery Series, Book 11
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 02-28-23
- Language: English
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Once in a Blue Moon [Dramatized Adaptation]
- The Forest Kingdom Saga, Book 5
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Andy Brownstein, Andy Clemence, Bradley Smith, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 52 mins
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Twice upon a time, Prince Rupert and Princess Julia saved the Forest Kingdom. They have earned the right to live happily ever after. But there’s a blue moon on the rise.....
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The Ending they deserved...
- By Kindle Customer on 01-29-23
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Once in a Blue Moon [Dramatized Adaptation]
- The Forest Kingdom Saga, Book 5
- Narrated by: Andy Brownstein, Andy Clemence, Bradley Smith, Casie Platt, Christopher Graybill, Christopher Scheeren, Christopher Walker, Colleen Delany, David Coyne, David Jourdan, Elizabeth Jernigan, Eric Messner, Eric Singdahlsen, Evan Casey, full cast
- Series: Forest Kingdom, Book 5
- Length: 16 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 11-15-21
- Language: English
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Drinking Midnight Wine
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dikran Tulaine
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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It figures. Just when Bradfordian bookshop clerk Toby Dexter finally works up the nerve to talk to his secret crush, she darts into an open door. Toby follows, and in that second, everything changes....
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A strong and interesting story
- By William D. Barnett on 06-21-23
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Drinking Midnight Wine
- Narrated by: Dikran Tulaine
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 04-01-21
- Language: English
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The Dark Side of the Road
- Ishmael Jones Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Ishmael Jones is someone who can't afford to be noticed, someone who lives under the radar, who drives on the dark side of the road. He's employed to search out secrets, investigate mysteries and shine a light in dark places. Sometimes he kills people....
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Turned into a slasher horror novel
- By Kara on 03-01-19
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The Dark Side of the Road
- Ishmael Jones Mystery Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Series: Ishmael Jones Mystery Series, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 11-13-18
- Language: English
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Into the Thinnest of Air [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Ishmael Jones Mystery, Book 5
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Laura C Harris, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
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Dinner at an ancient Cornish inn leads to one baffling disappearance after another in the latest intriguing Ishmael Jones mystery....
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Into the Thinnest of Air [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Ishmael Jones Mystery, Book 5
- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Laura C Harris, Todd Scofield, Dawn Ursula, Nora Achrati, Harley Gordon, David Jourdan, Tracy Olivera
- Series: Ishmael Jones Mystery Series, Book 5
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 10-30-20
- Language: English
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Deathstalker Rebellion: Being the Second Part of the Life and Times of Owen Deathstalker
- Deathstalker, Book 2
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 22 hrs and 47 mins
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Owen Deathstalker - outlawed, with a price on his head and the blood of a mighty warrior lineage in his veins - had no choice but to embrace a dangerous destiny....
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Very little Deathstalker
- By @tone0189 on 01-22-18
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Deathstalker Rebellion: Being the Second Part of the Life and Times of Owen Deathstalker
- Deathstalker, Book 2
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Series: Deathstalker, Book 2, Deathstalker Series, Book 2
- Length: 22 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 11-28-17
- Language: English
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