My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!
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Sierra Kline
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Eden Redd
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Jon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived.
Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want and party how they want.
When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away.
My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! is a fun sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, some cursing, cotton candy, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a witch and there might be a giant monster somewhere in there. This story is for mature listeners, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters!
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- WSmith
- 10-10-20
Very enjoyable book
I liked this story and look forward to seeing more of Jon and the pirate crew. The narrator isn't my all time favorite, but does a decent job.
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- richard johnson
- 08-27-21
Eden & Sierra are an unstoppable duo!
The entire M.G.A.P.E. series is amazing! So well written and incredibly, sensually read! I can't wait for Book 5!
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- Jeff
- 09-26-21
Great first book
This was a great first book to this fun series. Plenty of action and luvin to keep things interesting. The narrator did a great job with all the characters. Can't wait to see where it goes next. Highly recommended.
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- donald d. liles
- 04-30-21
love it
im on book 4 cant wait for the next one. wish all of her books were on audio
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- LordRichter
- 04-08-22
Love the VO
First time listening to Sierra Kline and loved their performance. I wish the books we're longer for the price but still a great read.
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- John
- 11-22-21
good mix of action and romance and surprising turn
when I first saw this book I was hesitant about listening to this book but I was greatly surprised at the flow at which it carries it moves a little quick but the action and romance in my opinion are done really well
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- Daniel
- 06-24-21
good start
good start to a series. i day check it out for yourself. on to the next one.
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- Diva Denise
- 11-26-20
I Love pirate Elves
This is a great story, I'm having so much fun listening to these books. The story is really good and the narration is also.
Nice character development as the MC started out as a real stiff but the Elves get him loosened up pretty well.
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- Allison Artis
- 08-19-20
Great book
I enjoyed the story can’t wait for the other ones to come out on audible
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- Chris Adler
- 09-23-20
A fun and sexy adventure with pirate elves!
Fun story, great writing, action, adventure, and an x-rated romp with a group of hot pirate elf women. What more could you ask for? Eden Redd delivers again!
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