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Mike Ma
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“At a glance, Mike comes off like a 1980s teen movie bully on downers.” (Playboy Magazine)
“Mike Ma bragged about crashing a White House press conference.” (The Huffington Post)
Now, you can listen to his long-awaited first book. Harassment Architecture has been described as an almost plotless and violent march against what the author calls the "lowerworld". Written in many small to medium sized chapters, it's the story of a man who aims to usher in collapse. He's sick on his surroundings, bound by them, but still seeking the way out.
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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- Tulu Twessa
- 09-24-19
Taketh suck from this font of magic...
An endless tap of wisdom, power, and Lordly Chaos. This is the sound of royalty, this is the noise of mass extinction, this is the fire within and without. Born from fire, born into fire. Let the world resound to the marching feet of acceleration. Transcend. Ascend. Burn it all down.
This book is completely unique. Mike's words are powerful fanfare of the holy Archangel, and Shazam's delivery is the knife's edge of madness.
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- Connor Darland
- 12-05-19
A Quintessential Read for Men Aged 15 to 35
This book is more than just relatable. It will pull out your innermost desires and feed them a 16 oz bison ribeye, basted in grass-fed butter and garlic, served with a tall glass of raw milk.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-06-20
Based
Based. "Based on what?" you may ask, certainly not on a vegan diet or gluten diet.
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- Zane
- 05-06-20
Read At Your Own Risk
In a world where people have become powderkegs, Mike Ma has written a lit match.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-05-22
Entertaining read and listen
If you want a funny and thought provoking book, this is your best bet. His second book “Gothic Violence” is so far also a good buy.
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- David
- 03-07-22
a just and loving God
start eating raw meat and drinking raw milk and raw eggs and contemplate, nay bring about the cleansing fire to come, the holy flames of all encompassing destruction.
also contemplate the lyrics to Dies Irae
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- griff
- 09-27-19
Godforsaken Applebee’s
Started this work with cardio and sitting in Applebee’s and finished eating raw meat and contemplating the science of thicc girls. Mike and Shazam’s production are top notch and I eagerly await the next art work.
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- Fissel
- 03-30-21
A literary masterpiece
When future generations (if there are any) look back laughingly at the clown world epoch we find ourselves living through, this will be one of precious few literary works worth remembering.
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- Dakota
- 06-15-20
Get Outside of Your Head
This masterpiece by Mike is a total game changer, it's the tip of the iceberg that you need to hear to make you want to dive deeper. This book is definitely something that you'll want to go back to time and time again, with a new appreciation every time.
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- Abraham T
- 04-12-21
Great
I’m going to kill myself everyday for the rest of my life.
Very good book tbh.
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