
F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy
Murder Daddy, Book 1
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Lance Lansdale
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SCOTTY
My boyfriend’s been trying to kill me for weeks. Well, I guess he's my boyfriend. I mean, we've never officially been introduced, but he's always standing in the shadows, watching me. That has to be a good sign, right? The first time I saw him, he was hunched down in my bushes, aiming a rifle at my heart, and he's turned up with a new weapon every night since. As fun as our silly little game of Murder Daddy may be, I’m getting tired of having to steal my stalker-slash-boyfriend’s affection by disarming him and using his weapons against him.
BRODY
I’ve got to get my head in the game. As my agency’s top assassin, I’ve killed my fair share of men. When Senator Levinson placed his son on my hitlist, I figured it would be a one-and-done. I was wrong. Every time our paths cross, he winds up getting the upper hand. The things he makes me do once he’s pried a gun or a knife out of my hand are downright depraved, and for some reason, I can't bring myself to stop it from happening. My wife tells me I need to just suck it up and get the job done. My wife’s boyfriend says I’m sweet on the guy, which is absolutely ridiculous. Even if I wanted to take advantage of our open marriage, I’m not gay. This man—this Freakshow—is completely unhinged, and the worst part is, I think I might be just as crazy as him.
F**ck, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy is a high-heat, over-the-top, absolutely UNHINGED, dual-POV, dark romcom that is equal parts insta-love and insta-lust. While one character is married, their marriage is open, and there's no cheating between them.
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I always thought of Silas Rush as my biggest rival on the track and a stuck-up loner off of it. He and his fancy pro career left our crappy hometown in the dust before high school even finished, and then I didn't think of him much at all. I was too busy trying to keep my little sisters from turning into addicts like our mom, and myself from turning into a rage-junkie like our dad. All while keeping food on the table. Now he's back, reminding me of all the things I don't have, just like he always did.
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- De Daniela Rivero en 08-28-24
De: Erin Russell
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Wreaking Havoc
- Demon Bound, Book 1
- De: Grae Bryan
- Narrado por: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Duración: 7 h y 19 m
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Sascha has always felt powerless, the weak baby of a cruel family. But that’s fine. He has his looks, his ample allowance, and a smattering of one-night stands to keep him busy. But when Sascha’s oldest brother offends the wrong people, Sascha finds himself in hiding with a target on his back. And when poking around in his temporary home leads to accidentally summoning the hottest demon Sascha could ever imagine, he has to ask himself: does he want to feel powerless anymore?
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I loved this one!
- De Rachel Emily en 05-09-25
De: Grae Bryan
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You're Not My King!
- An Extra! Extraterrestrial Standalone
- De: Eryn Hawk
- Narrado por: Darcy Stark, Zane Daniels
- Duración: 13 h y 52 m
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Throwing myself in front of my estranged sister didn't win me any brownie points. It did, however, grant me one alien abduction and a cozy cell on an actual-freaking-spaceship, where I'm being poked and prepped for relocation to some backwater trading planet, then sold to the highest bidder—how's that for a hero's reward?
De: Eryn Hawk
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Whiskey Neat
- Last Call, Book 1
- De: Mia Monroe
- Narrado por: Michael Dean, Nick J. Russo
- Duración: 7 h y 17 m
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Anyone who spends time with me knows two things. One: If I want something, I get it, which is how I end up back in my old college haunts, buying a dilapidated bar with my five best friends and staring down the barrel of an unknown future. Two: The idea of settling down makes my skin crawl, and that's how I made it to forty with zero serious relationships in the rearview mirror. At least I'm smart enough to hire the right people. Enter Salem Barlowe, the prettiest twink who ever twinked and my personal kryptonite.
De: Mia Monroe
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Simplicity
- Oakley's Crew, Book 1
- De: Nicole Dykes
- Narrado por: Tim Paige, Liam DiCosimo
- Duración: 4 h y 5 m
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There are several principles of landscaping, but my favorite has always been simplicity. I'm a go-with-the-flow and keep-it-simple kind of guy. Always have been. Always will be. It's how I do my job and how I live my life. Of course, as luck would have it, it only takes one job and one indescribably hot stranger to change everything for me. Because one thing Dutton Collins is not... simple.
De: Nicole Dykes
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Deadly Lineage
- Necromancer Tales, Book 1
- De: MJ May
- Narrado por: Declan Winters, Curtis Michael Holland
- Duración: 10 h y 51 m
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Shunned by most species and abandoned by their warlock fathers, necromancers are marginalized, feared, and reclusive. Erasmus Boone is different. His warlock father chose love instead of abandonment. Unusually powerful and talented, Boone embraced his necromantic abilities and managed to carve out an existence within a world that would rather he not exist at all.
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OK
- De Trarv211 en 05-01-25
De: MJ May
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The Stargazers of Copper County
- De: May Archer
- Narrado por: Michael Dean
- Duración: 1 h y 37 m
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There’s nothing wrong with admiring a work of art, or so I tell myself…even when the admiring is more like peeping out my bedroom window, and the work of art is the shirtless, sweaty, body of the man who’s been mowing my lawn once a week every summer for years.
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More please?
- De Bradly J. Gray en 03-31-25
De: May Archer
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Heist of Hearts
- A Novella Collection
- De: Alice Winters
- Narrado por: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Duración: 9 h y 40 m
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Nefarious Nights: Aiden, who protects a crime lord, ends up trading banter and kisses with the man he’s supposed to kill. Never Have I Ever Ridden a Bike: Owen’s penchant for opening packages propels him and his best friend (and hopeless crush) Lance into a race against time… and a pantsless bicycle ride?
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Excellent
- De S. Jones en 05-05-25
De: Alice Winters
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Savage
- Park Avenue Kings, Book 1
- De: Brooke Blaine, Ella Frank
- Narrado por: Sean Masters, Liam DiCosimo
- Duración: 7 h y 47 m
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Who are we? Nobody really knows. We’re seven powerful heirs to empires, ruling Manhattan from our thrones on Park Avenue. By day, we’re the elite, untouchable, and more connected than you could ever imagine. By night, we revel in the darkness of our secrets, pulling strings that make the city bow to our whims.
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Park Avenue from another side
- De Nova en 05-05-25
De: Brooke Blaine, y otros
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Garron Park
- From Nothing, Book 1
- De: Nordika Night
- Narrado por: Brandon Francis, Gabriel Michael
- Duración: 7 h y 8 m
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When Devon Sawyer desperately searches for his brother in the middle of the night, beaten and broken, he finds Maddox Kane instead. With his dad on his trail, he has no choice but to stand on his enemy's doorstep and let Maddox help. Maddox has never seen Devon this vulnerable. Living in Garron's trailer park means families dole out discipline on the regular and violence is a part of life, but something about how far Jim Sawyer takes it this time has Maddox unnerved.
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Perfect choices for Maddox and Devon!
- De Sandy Reads en 03-19-25
De: Nordika Night
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How to Hack a Hellhound
- Hellhounds of Paradise Falls, Book 2
- De: Shannon Mae
- Narrado por: Iggy Toma, Alexander Cendese
- Duración: 7 h y 24 m
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Getting kidnapped and held hostage in a human trafficker's basement was not on my bingo card. Getting rescued by a paranormal being was also not on my bingo card. (Apparently, I needed to trade in bingo cards.) The guy who took me may be dead, but I know there are more people behind the operation, and I plan to shut it down. If I need to get the help of one of the creepy glowing-eyed dudes to do it, I will. It turns out Liam is incredibly sexy and really good with technology, too. He may be great at hacking into computers, but I'm determined to hack my way into his life.
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Jonah and the Narwhal
- Land and Sea: A Shifter Series, Book 1
- De: Vinni George
- Narrado por: Declan Winters
- Duración: 5 h y 17 m
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When Jonah Steele hung a flyer in the local coffee shop advertising his services as a housekeeper, he didn’t expect the town’s hot doctor to hire him on the spot. He definitely didn’t think he’d still be working for the mysterious older alpha two years later. But something about Dr. Pictou keeps Jonah returning to the big house on the cliff, a bone-deep longing he can’t explain—and recently, it’s been making Jonah crave the good doctor in ways he shouldn’t.
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Loved
- De zaxmom en 04-04-25
De: Vinni George
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Once Upon a Christmas Song
- De: Mary Calmes
- Narrado por: Gary Furlong
- Duración: 3 h y 56 m
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Chris Gardner has a good life in New Orleans. He owns a club in the French Quarter, has a wonderful crew of people who call it home, loyal, caring friends, and even gets his kid fix by helping to take care of his chef’s daughter. What he doesn’t have is that special someone to share his days and nights with. He thought he did, once upon a time, but that man left to find fame and fortune, became a rockstar, and never returned. And that’s fine. Life isn’t a fairy tale. Now if only he could find a band to play music in his club at night, that would be a Christmas miracle.
De: Mary Calmes
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Flipping the Script
- Legacy Mechanics, Book 1
- De: Willow Dixon
- Narrado por: Iggy Toma, Tim Paige
- Duración: 8 h y 40 m
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After years of working my butt off, I'm finally living the life I always wanted. I have a job I love, friends who've become family, and I'm enjoying the freedom of being single. Then Sebastian, my childhood rival, moves back to town, and my perfect life is thrown into chaos. We've always hated each other, but now there's something else between us. Something wild and primal. Something that wants to make Sebastian submit as much as it wants to claim him.
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Hot, fun, and lots of rough play
- De Amber en 04-18-25
De: Willow Dixon
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The Forgotten Dead
- OutFoxing the Paranormal, Book 1
- De: Jordan L. Hawk
- Narrado por: Tristan James
- Duración: 5 h y 13 m
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Parapsychologist Dr. Nigel Taylor doesn’t work with psychic mediums. Until, that is, a round of budget cuts threatens his job and an eccentric old woman offers him a great deal of grant money. The only catch: He must investigate a haunted house with a man she believes to have a true gift.
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I usually love Hawk's works, but...
- De t en 04-27-22
De: Jordan L. Hawk
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy
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- Dynesha Dixon
- 05-05-25
Hilariously Unhinged
I haven’t laughed this much from a book in a long time. These two are a match made in hell! Both
unhinged, deranged, and psychotic.
Recently listened to the audiobook version and laughed even harder! The narrator did a phenomenal job bringing Scotty and Brody to life and matched them perfectly in my mind. Parts that originally gave me belly laugh when reading had me HYSTERICAL while listening! I can never recommend this book enough! Hope book 2 gets an audiobook as well!
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- Ashley
- 05-06-25
Awesome!!
A HILLARIOUS AND WITTY AUDIOBOOK!
I love and adore this so very much! I was having a blast listening to this audiobook.
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- Jamie
- 05-03-25
Unhinged perfection!
This audiobook was everything I wanted and more, the narrator could not have been any better and perfect to voice Scotty! I’ve read this twice but hearing every bit of this just hit so much harder!
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- LindsayReads
- 05-03-25
Fan-friggin-tastic!
While this book is a huge departure from We Burn Beautiful and The Househusbands Guide to Domestic Bliss, it still what has already become the telltale marks of Lance Landsdale for me: the way the couples interact and banter with each other, they all have somewhat of a lack of filter, and are all so unapologetically themselves. Plus genuine connections, both emotional and physical (but dang the spice is KICKED UP in this one!)
Scotty is absolutely unhinged in the most endearing way, and as twisted as his obsession is, I couldn’t help but root for him and his happiness from the first page.
And Daddy/Brody… aww Brody. So desperately confused and conflicted as he stumbles his way through this bi-awakening and new obsession.
FMK Me, Daddy is absolutely the dark rom-com that will have you laughing out loud, getting hot under the collar, and all up in your feels. Plus the not so subtle (iykyk) hits about the next book, which is also gonna be fun!
Kevin did an awesome job with the narration, especially for Scotty! Love when a rereading/listen is still a 5⭐️ read!
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- Bonnie Dodds
- 04-30-25
Unhinged in the best way
Is the humor in this book a bit deranged? Probably. But I laughed out loud from beginning to end.
Are the main characters unhinged? Definitely. Yet, they are so ridiculously adorable, I fell in love with them. They each have their issues, but they support each other entirely and without judgment.
If you do have issues with DUBCON this might not be your jam, but while things start out as DUBCON, the consent becomes clear in the end (at least to me.)
Barb is #lifegoals!
My only issue is with the narration, Brody and Scotty sounded too alike for me, so I’d get confused about whose POV I was listening to, but thankfully I had read the book already.
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- E. Bierman
- 04-29-25
PERFECTION!
“Who knew murder kink was a fetish?”
“I love how I don’t know if I want to **** you or k*** you. You make me just as crazy as you, and I don’t want it to stop.”
Narrator Kevin Earlywine is absolute PERFECTION! I can't imagine anyone else as Scotty & Brody.
This is one of the most fun books I’ve ever read in my life! It’s hilarious & over the top ridiculous! And underneath all of that silliness, is a rollercoaster of FEELS! There is so much love & care & mending of heartbreaking emotional trauma. I’m absolutely in love w/ Brody & Scotty aka Daddy & Freakshow!
I don’t want to spoil much, but I gotta say that their game of Murder Daddy to break down each other’s walls of fear is PRICELESS!
This was my first Lance Lansdale book and I've been HOOKED ever since! I seriously had the best time reading.
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- Aimee
- 05-08-25
Soooo crazy!!
But I loved every second of it! I loved this book when I read it and it's even better with Kevin's narration. He does an excellent job for both Brody's and Scotty's voice.
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- GnomePatronus
- 04-27-25
Perfectly unhinged fun
This was such a fun book!! While I wish I would have read it sooner, honestly, the audiobook was so freaking good that I’m actually glad I waited!! Sometimes the universe knows exactly when to hand you a chaotic masterpiece.
This book was NOTHING like I expected and somehow everything I didn’t even know I needed?? Absolute menace energy. Now the hard part: do I wait (horrible idea) for the rest to become audiobooks, or do I eyeball devour the series immediately? Because there’s no version of reality where I’m not finishing. I’m too far gone.
Also, this was my first time listening to this narrator and WHY was he such a perfect little menace?? His delivery, the snark, the way he leaned all the way into the madness—I couldn’t stop laughing. It was like he grabbed the book’s unhinged vibes by the throat and just ran with it. I hit play and boom, it was over in a blur of smut, murder plans, and Scotty being my new emotional support chaos goblin.
I need more Scotty in my life, immediately. No notes.
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- Eugenia Baños
- 04-29-25
A must listen
I read the book when it came out , but listening to the audio is another level. I enjoyed it as much as the first time, even more.
The narrator is new to me, but it has been a discovery, the narration takes you into the story. He interprets the characters very well, especially Scotty. He gives the special point that the character needs.
It is a must listen for all fans of the author and for newcomers who want to hear a romance between the two characters that will make you spend a few hours of fun, becoming your bubble of happiness..
Hopefully we will have the rest of the books in the series on audiobook narrated by the same narrator.
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- ciscokitty
- 04-26-25
Unhinged Scotty and Brody are The Best
Read this book first but having it read to me was a total different experience. I could hear the angst in both the main MC’s. The trauma. I missed that the first time around. Good job Kevin Earlywine on your narration.
I absolutely adore this story and was so excited it came out in audio.
Scotty and Brody are so unhinged and hilarious.
Fee cracks me up, especially at the end with her exhibition. She just gives no f’s.
You’re introduced to Tatum and Abi who book two is about.
If you want unhinged characters with humor and great side characters this book is it.
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