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F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy

Murder Daddy, Book 1

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F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy

De: Lance Lansdale
Narrado por: Kevin Earlywine
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SCOTTY

My boyfriend’s been trying to kill me for weeks. Well, I guess he's my boyfriend. I mean, we've never officially been introduced, but he's always standing in the shadows, watching me. That has to be a good sign, right? The first time I saw him, he was hunched down in my bushes, aiming a rifle at my heart, and he's turned up with a new weapon every night since. As fun as our silly little game of Murder Daddy may be, I’m getting tired of having to steal my stalker-slash-boyfriend’s affection by disarming him and using his weapons against him.

BRODY

I’ve got to get my head in the game. As my agency’s top assassin, I’ve killed my fair share of men. When Senator Levinson placed his son on my hitlist, I figured it would be a one-and-done. I was wrong. Every time our paths cross, he winds up getting the upper hand. The things he makes me do once he’s pried a gun or a knife out of my hand are downright depraved, and for some reason, I can't bring myself to stop it from happening. My wife tells me I need to just suck it up and get the job done. My wife’s boyfriend says I’m sweet on the guy, which is absolutely ridiculous. Even if I wanted to take advantage of our open marriage, I’m not gay. This man—this Freakshow—is completely unhinged, and the worst part is, I think I might be just as crazy as him.

F**ck, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy is a high-heat, over-the-top, absolutely UNHINGED, dual-POV, dark romcom that is equal parts insta-love and insta-lust. While one character is married, their marriage is open, and there's no cheating between them.

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Hilariously Unhinged

I haven’t laughed this much from a book in a long time. These two are a match made in hell! Both
unhinged, deranged, and psychotic.

Recently listened to the audiobook version and laughed even harder! The narrator did a phenomenal job bringing Scotty and Brody to life and matched them perfectly in my mind. Parts that originally gave me belly laugh when reading had me HYSTERICAL while listening! I can never recommend this book enough! Hope book 2 gets an audiobook as well!

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A HILLARIOUS AND WITTY AUDIOBOOK!

I love and adore this so very much! I was having a blast listening to this audiobook.

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Unhinged perfection!

This audiobook was everything I wanted and more, the narrator could not have been any better and perfect to voice Scotty! I’ve read this twice but hearing every bit of this just hit so much harder!

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Fan-friggin-tastic!

While this book is a huge departure from We Burn Beautiful and The Househusbands Guide to Domestic Bliss, it still what has already become the telltale marks of Lance Landsdale for me: the way the couples interact and banter with each other, they all have somewhat of a lack of filter, and are all so unapologetically themselves. Plus genuine connections, both emotional and physical (but dang the spice is KICKED UP in this one!)

Scotty is absolutely unhinged in the most endearing way, and as twisted as his obsession is, I couldn’t help but root for him and his happiness from the first page.

And Daddy/Brody… aww Brody. So desperately confused and conflicted as he stumbles his way through this bi-awakening and new obsession.

FMK Me, Daddy is absolutely the dark rom-com that will have you laughing out loud, getting hot under the collar, and all up in your feels. Plus the not so subtle (iykyk) hits about the next book, which is also gonna be fun!

Kevin did an awesome job with the narration, especially for Scotty! Love when a rereading/listen is still a 5⭐️ read!

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Unhinged in the best way

Is the humor in this book a bit deranged? Probably. But I laughed out loud from beginning to end.

Are the main characters unhinged? Definitely. Yet, they are so ridiculously adorable, I fell in love with them. They each have their issues, but they support each other entirely and without judgment.

If you do have issues with DUBCON this might not be your jam, but while things start out as DUBCON, the consent becomes clear in the end (at least to me.)

Barb is #lifegoals!

My only issue is with the narration, Brody and Scotty sounded too alike for me, so I’d get confused about whose POV I was listening to, but thankfully I had read the book already.

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PERFECTION!

“Who knew murder kink was a fetish?”

“I love how I don’t know if I want to **** you or k*** you. You make me just as crazy as you, and I don’t want it to stop.”

Narrator Kevin Earlywine is absolute PERFECTION! I can't imagine anyone else as Scotty & Brody.

This is one of the most fun books I’ve ever read in my life! It’s hilarious & over the top ridiculous! And underneath all of that silliness, is a rollercoaster of FEELS! There is so much love & care & mending of heartbreaking emotional trauma. I’m absolutely in love w/ Brody & Scotty aka Daddy & Freakshow!

I don’t want to spoil much, but I gotta say that their game of Murder Daddy to break down each other’s walls of fear is PRICELESS!

This was my first Lance Lansdale book and I've been HOOKED ever since! I seriously had the best time reading.

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Soooo crazy!!

But I loved every second of it! I loved this book when I read it and it's even better with Kevin's narration. He does an excellent job for both Brody's and Scotty's voice.

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Perfectly unhinged fun

This was such a fun book!! While I wish I would have read it sooner, honestly, the audiobook was so freaking good that I’m actually glad I waited!! Sometimes the universe knows exactly when to hand you a chaotic masterpiece.

This book was NOTHING like I expected and somehow everything I didn’t even know I needed?? Absolute menace energy. Now the hard part: do I wait (horrible idea) for the rest to become audiobooks, or do I eyeball devour the series immediately? Because there’s no version of reality where I’m not finishing. I’m too far gone.

Also, this was my first time listening to this narrator and WHY was he such a perfect little menace?? His delivery, the snark, the way he leaned all the way into the madness—I couldn’t stop laughing. It was like he grabbed the book’s unhinged vibes by the throat and just ran with it. I hit play and boom, it was over in a blur of smut, murder plans, and Scotty being my new emotional support chaos goblin.

I need more Scotty in my life, immediately. No notes.

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A must listen

I read the book when it came out , but listening to the audio is another level. I enjoyed it as much as the first time, even more.

The narrator is new to me, but it has been a discovery, the narration takes you into the story. He interprets the characters very well, especially Scotty. He gives the special point that the character needs.

It is a must listen for all fans of the author and for newcomers who want to hear a romance between the two characters that will make you spend a few hours of fun, becoming your bubble of happiness..

Hopefully we will have the rest of the books in the series on audiobook narrated by the same narrator.

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Unhinged Scotty and Brody are The Best

Read this book first but having it read to me was a total different experience. I could hear the angst in both the main MC’s. The trauma. I missed that the first time around. Good job Kevin Earlywine on your narration.
I absolutely adore this story and was so excited it came out in audio.
Scotty and Brody are so unhinged and hilarious.
Fee cracks me up, especially at the end with her exhibition. She just gives no f’s.
You’re introduced to Tatum and Abi who book two is about.
If you want unhinged characters with humor and great side characters this book is it.

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