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Like most people, Karly’s Thanksgiving is a little different this year. Thanks to a trotting plague sweeping the nation, many have opted to responsibly stay home and refrain from putting their family members at risk.
Karly’s family is celebrating over video chat instead, which is great, but after a frozen microwave dinner, Karly ends up feeling as though she’s only had half a Thanksgiving. This prompts her to head to the grocery store for a traditional holiday meal of her own.
It’s here that Karly meets Bindle, a sexy, sentient cranberry sauce who promises to give her the full Thanksgiving experience. They embark on an erotic lesbian encounter, but soon realize that gratitude is something worth practicing all year round!
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human-on-cranberry sauce action and hardcore lesbian food love.
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