Well. It’s going to be a hard November for any listeners who don’t like Wicked, we’ll say that. Bella says we only have one hour because her brand new girlfriend can’t see us podding. Ivana was enchanted by herself in long, blonde ringlets. In terms of New Years…. That’s something everyone is talking about. Meanwhile, Beyoncé dares to ask the question, “You know Christmas?” Bella kink shames proudly. Ivana would be the tallest nun in the world. Bella went to Buffalo for a $20 snippet of Defying Gravity and now Ivana understands about Cynthia Erivo. The snippet gets played twice and no, the girls did not cut it out.

Our pod makes it’s triumphant return. Within moments, Bella is singing Wicked. Noor says Ivana has bad habits. Bella’s update is that she interviewed literal Lady Gaga and people are saying that real journalism is back. Ivana’s updates will come in weeks. And just know, they are hard and mighty. Bella has a neural link with Ivana and Ivana has one with Dua Lipa. The girls went to SWEAT Tour and it was even funner than they imagined. The comp het master doc gets brought up. The “B” in LGBTQ stands for Bella. From now until November, the pod is on official Wicked watch. Ivana and Bella are yin and fucking Yang. And THAT will never change!

Produced and edited by Noor and Ivana

After two weeks of Bad Audio, the girls are lezzing out with Producer Noor and little Pepper. In honour of soccer summer coming to a close, Ivana is gonna get together a team of queers so good at soccer that we win. Bella will be the mascot. When Ivana was a little girl, she remembers watching Sex and the City and wondering why everyone wasn’t more horny for Charlotte. Dyke Halloween is going to a party and there’s two Jo Calderones. One short, one tall. Ivana’s sister is NOT a sir. But Bella WAS living her non-binary tea at the Habbo Hotel. And with Our Pod, if it’s not one thing, it’s the other.

Produced by: Noor

Well, well, well. Mercury retrograde strikes the Our Pod studio once again, forcing us to release a short episode this week. But still, the girls are back and they have a whole new outlook. After all, when something is lost (i.e. half an episode), something else is found (i.e. Bella’s weed pen). Not to be a sex pest but, Bella was disappointed when Ivana didn’t sleep under her weighted blanket. If you want to know what Bella looked like in the dress she wore to a wedding this weekend, go to Instagram right now and type in “graciebon.” You’ll know when you see her. When it comes to Chappel Roan, all Ivana really has to say is it goes back to Greek times. And it’s really important for Bella to have a crush because crush fuels earth. Or at least two girls like us….

The girls are 9 joints deep but still lucky, grateful, thankful and abundant. Ivana’s special interest snack is just: banana, crunchy peanut butter, chocolate chips. We don’t have to dwell on it. But big rice cakes are not Ivana’s culture at all so she needs to visualize them. Bella saw about 14 hundred movies this weekend. Oklahoma is essentially having a level-5 twister every day but what Ivana can’t figure out is why that actress was blonde. How everyone remembers Paul Blart for the Segway, everyone will remember Bella for the scooter. Channing Tatum technically saw the ourpod studio and he said he’d love to kick back there. Bella shaving her legs is her Charlize Theron shave head moment. And the girls implore you to make sure that your SPIRIT is leading your way through Letterboxd…

Take a load off! We’re outside today and it’s 5’o’clock somewhere. This is the authentic episode because when it comes to having a blue check mark and meeting your favourite podcasters, authentic and organic is best. Kind of something very iconic about when Bella met Kelly Clarkson is that Kelly Clarkson had a shaved side head. Like a lesbian! Bella hates the phrase “girls, gays, and theys” because she says it’s self-congratulatory. Ivana hates the phrase because Bella says so. Umbrellas as a concept…. Queer. Bella’s not telling you to rate ourpod 5-stars but Ivana is, because it takes NOTHING to give two girls 5-stars. Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick after all. And the Girl Who Left Bella Out Of The Yearbook makes her triumphant return to the pod….

Edited & Produced by Noor

The list is angry today and the girls are going rogue with this episode. We’re coming to you completely unedited, raw and real and wearing temporary tattoos. First things first, when hot girls wear little glasses, it’s a bit “my culture is not a costume” and Bella can say that because she is legally blind in one eye. Ivana will miss her sister when the grid goes down but Bella won’t be taking Ivana to her homestead. Love Island and Lord of The Rings get equal amount of time. After everything that’s gone on with Julia Fox and Bella this year….. now LESBIAN? Hello. She is so everywhere, she is so Julia. And you know who else is everywhere? Mother Gaia. Bella was worried her sister cyber bullied a strong, non-binary singing group. One day, the girls will receive celebrity treatment of receiving a complimentary bread and cheese plate….