In this episode, we dive into the world of collections, from an astonishing personal collection of 55,000 vintage dresses to Kristen's own array of coffee mugs and Haunted Mansion memorabilia(And Alyssa's lack thereof). Join us as we discuss Kristen's favorite collections, the thrill of estate sales, and our polyester filled visit to the 55,000 Dresses sale. We explore the peculiar charm of vintage shopping, the impracticality of our finds, and how these collections bring joy (and a bit of clutter) into our lives. Plus, get an inside look at the weird world of dress hunting and the freinds(?) we made along the way.

In this episode, we recount our night at the historical Queen Mary in Long Beach CA, an experience that promised ghostly encounters but delivered a magic show instead. Join us as we discuss the historical significance of the Queen Mary, our outfits for the event, and our high hopes that were ultimately dashed by a theatrical séance lacking in actual paranormal activity. From expensive tickets to unmet expectations, we delve into every detail of our evening, including the hilarious moments of trying to spot ghosts and the overall disappointment. Will we ever return to the Queen Mary for another event? Listen to find out!

Ever wondered what happens when we're let loose on our own? Join us for a recap of our solo shenanigans! From Sacramento's scarce goth hideouts and a Victorian funeral dessert party to a nearly impossible cornfield maze and a hilariously bad pirate dinner show. We'll dish on overpriced Costco desserts disguised as Victorian delicacies, sensual vampires, and the world's most random Disney parade. Whether it's debating the best Victorian funeral class dessert or navigating a maze armed only with bad sense of direction and stubbornness, this episode is packed with random tangents and awkward moments.

Halloweekend Adventures: From Delusion to Disappointment

Join us in our latest episode as we delve into our Halloween madness, starting from the moment Halloween merch hits the shelves in July. We recount our cherished tradition of 'Halloweekend,' the ultimate spooky celebration packed into one weekend. Sadly, this year left us questioning if we're outgrowing some of our favorite haunts. From braving the infamous 'Delusion' interactive play to a lackluster experience at Knott's Scary Farm, we're left yearning for something new. We also share tales from Roger's Garden, a cult favorite among Instagrammers, and highlights like Cinespia at Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Tune in to uncover our full weekend escapade and get ready to share your own spooky suggestions for next year! 00:00 Introduction to Halloweekend 00:56 The Origins of Halloweekend 01:50 Preparing for the Big Weekend 02:24 The Stress of Hosting 03:58 The Alyssa Itinerary 05:28 Travel and Arrival 07:49 McDonald's Breakfast Tradition 10:26 First Activity: BJ's Spooky Pazookie 20:59 Evening Event: Delusion 33:33 Roger's Garden Experience 41:06 Finding Joy in Public Embarrassment 41:29 Navigating Society's Expectations 41:48 Goth Life Adjustments 42:18 Cinespia: Movies at the Cemetery 43:57 The Challenges of LA Driving 45:42 Cinespia Preparation and Experience 55:23 Goodfellas Cafe Adventure 58:30 Nose Plugs and Not Scary Farm 01:12:33 Reflecting on Halloween Activities 01:15:03 Looking Forward to Next Year

Buckle up dawgs, it’s a long one. Join us for our long winded recap of our first real friendship trip to Salem. From navigating travel nightmares, including lost luggage and bad airport food, to exploring Salem's rich history and mystic charm, our trip had it all. We dive into our detailed itinerary, hitting must-visit spots like the Witch Museum, ghost tours, and infamous Hocus Pocus locations. Take a behind-the-scenes look at our enchanting witch photoshoots, unexpected fortune-telling experiences, and the joy of crafting a $300 broomstick. Perfect for anyone wanting to experience Salem's charm, history, and vibes through the eyes of unwell people!

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Join us as we navigate through technical difficulties, the chaos of buying a Run Disney race, and training mishaps. From Halloween scares and Southern California heatwaves to spontaneous McDonald's trips and emotional lows, this episode covers our emotional and physical Run Disney journey. In this episode we cover our shopping sprees, movie theater mishaps, and the soul sucking heat all while prepping for our race. For any would-be runners, we reveal the reality of these events, tackling everything from dehydration and blisters to surprise licorice gifts and supportive crowd encounters. Will we brave another race after surviving this? Listen to find out!

Join us in our latest podcast episode as we dive deep into the world of seasonal goths. We explore what it means to embrace the gothic lifestyle, even if it's just for a season, primarily from late August to the end of October. We share personal stories, like meeting a peculiar relative with a tale of Victorian gothic charm, and delve into the nuances of seasonal versus dedicated goth cultures. We also discuss our own experiences balancing goth aesthetics with everyday life and our love for Halloween. Expect candid introspection, playful banter, and a few surprising admissions about our own goth tendencies!

Our sound still sucks, our video is still worse, but we are once again immaculate. Join us as we talk at length about our adventure to the Hollywood Bowl to watch the Barbie movie. With injuries, last-minute Diet Coke stops, an unfortunate bus ride, and an unexpected vomit incident this episode is cursed. We navigate parking nightmares, the allure of the McRib and the antics that led us to a night of fun(?) and unexpected challenges. Will we ever return to the Hollywood Bowl after this? Tune in to find out!