Episodes

  • No Not Him, The Other One, Joe Bandelli
    Dec 18 2024

    The year is 2024. Joe Bandelli found Hector in the woods. He was dead.

    Have you ever had mustard pizza? What gifts would you give horror figure if you had them in a pollyanna? Is giving Ghostface batteries for his voice box helping him kill or a generous and thoughtful gift? Is Pat a big whodunit fan? What's your favorite horror movie dealing with cabins in woods? Is The Mahoning Drive-In Theater the GOAT? Do you know any Hectors? What is Marlon Wayans best character? Should Enrique had been allowed to watch Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood as a kid? If you were trapped in a cabin in the woods, would you leave or stay and fight? Would you change a tire while begin chased by a killer in the woods? Do you just love to have fun or does everything have to be mean something? Do you have a crush on Channing Tatum?

    Check out Joe Bandelli and his new film, Another Cabin in the Woods Movie.

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    53 mins
  • Another Cabin In The Woods Movie
    Dec 17 2024

    The year is 2024. Enrique and Hector were chillen at some random house, talking to some girls. He hasn't seen Hector since he went to pee.

    How was your Halloween? Did you do anything cool? Spooky? Does Luke Bryan know that his face is a corn maze? Did you know that "rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes my baby feel a lil frisky"? Have you ever been to the Lincoln Hill Haunt in Manayunk? Frightland in Delaware? Is Ghostface too easy of a costume? Are cheesy, goofy movies good? Is "the cat out the box"? Would you be friends with Hector, and why? Would you have a wedding in the woods? Why is there always a single hot girl randomly in a friend group? is "Jay" the go-to name to call Hispanic men when you can't pronounce their name?

    Shoutout to Joe Bandelli for early access to Another Cabin In The Woods Movie. Check it out on Tubi.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Paranormal 102
    Nov 18 2024

    The year is 2024. Turns out that the cold spots were in fact ghost and not Enrique leaving the windows open.

    Are ghost miserable? Are they projections or are they really here in some form? Have you experienced any of these hauntings? Why does Pat pronounce "human" as "uman"? What are your ideal ghost hunting supplies? Is there really science behind ghost hunting? Are you afraid of a Ouija board? Are you worshipping the Devil or just playing a children's toy? Will Enrique ever play with one? Would you run if you ever experienced a ghost while hunting them?

    Thank you for listening! Enjoy!

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Paranormal 101
    Nov 18 2024

    The year is 2024. The crew is experiencing some cold spots and they're not sure if it's paranormal, or if Enrique has the window open.

    Have you seen Terrifier 3? Did you have trouble with the opening scene? Would you go on a date to see Terrifier 3? Have you ever had a paranormal experience? Do you believe in ghost? Did you know some of the lore behind ghost stories? If you died in the plague, would you eat bread and water or pepperoni pizza as a ghost? What are your thoughts about residual hauntings? Are you a skeptic or non-believer? Have you seen any ghost hunting shows? Why does Julia hate Ghost Adventures so much?

    Thank you for listening! Enjoy!

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Smile 2
    Nov 10 2024

    The year is 2024. Everybody is smiling at us for some reason.

    What would your ideal Horror Presidential ticket be? Did you know John Cramer was in the transitional housing business? Have you seen Saw The Musical? When will Julia ever see Alien? Who's having a better year - original movies or remakes? Is the movie rating unnecessary? Why don't parents let their kids see Rated R movies? Should more films be Unrated? Does the rating system ruin a theater experience. Have you seen Smile 2? Lady Raven or Skye Riley? With that kind of money, would you see a therapist 7 days a week? Is drinking water a good stress reliever? Was Skye Riley's management team shitty? Shoutout Enrique's mom!

    Thank you for listening. Enjoy.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • SPOOKY SZN - Halloween Recommendations
    Oct 28 2024

    The year is 2024. Halloween is amongst us in South Jersey/Philly and The Crew is here to prepare you for it with some recommendations:

    TV Specials: Shawn and Gus of the Dead | Halloween is Grinch Night | The Treehouse of Horror | Heeeeere's Lassie | Mad Monster Party? | (Regular Show) Camp of Horror | Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular & Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy | (King of the Hill) Hilloween | Not Even Close Encounters | The Haunting of Hill House | Midnight Mass | Red Rose | The Devil's in the Details... and the Upstairs Bathroom | Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, Creepshow | Horror Hosts (Joe Bob, Svengoolie, Elvira, Stella) | Yang Trilogy (Psych)

    Halloween Day movies: Scooby Doo on Zombie Island | Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman | Hubie Halloween | Scream | Fear Street Trio

    Classics: Halloween (1981) | Candyman | Final Destination

    Vampires: Salem's Lot, Vampires, From Dusk til Dawn, Twilight | Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Fright Night (1985), Van Helsing, Underworld, Blade, Dracula Untold, Dracula 2000 | The Last Voyage of the Demeter, Vampyr, Blood for Dracula, Bram Stokers Dracula, Vampire's Kiss

    Slashers: Evil Dead 1 & 2 | Hatchet, Creep, Scream 5 & 6 | Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Madman (1981)

    Modern Movies: Smile & Talk to Me, Blink Twice & Strange Darling, Skinamarink | Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor, Dashcam | Late Night with the Devil, Barbarian, The Pope's Exorcist

    Personal to us: Grave Encounters | Deadstream | Ghostwatch | Lisa Frankenstein | The Blackwell Ghost | Carnival of Souls | Shawn of the Dead | The House in Between | I Know What You Did Last Summer | House on Haunted Hill (Vincent Price) | Bad Ben Series | The Collingswood Story | Lake Mungo | The Thing (1982) | The Thing (2011) | Werewolves Within | Trick or Treat | Tales of Halloween | All Hallows Eve | VHS | Nope

    Honorable Mentions: Casper & Casper Meets Wendy, Hansel & Gretel & Double, Double Toil and Trouble | Under Wraps, Halloweentown, Don't Look Under The Bed, Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire, Phantom of the Megaplex | Night of the Demons (1988)

    Podcasts: Mile Higher | Lights Out | The Lore Lodge | La Mano Peluda | Case 63 | Radio Rental | The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings | Scare You To Sleep | Welcome to Night Vale | Heart Starts Pounding | Area 215 | Legends of Philadelphia | Here for the Boos! | CreepCast | Lore

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • SPOOKY SZN: Abigail Saw The TV Glow With Some Strangers
    Oct 17 2024

    The year is 2024. The crew is witnessing a weird 3 free movies a week era in their life. Will it last?

    Have you seen I Saw The TV Glow? What do you think about this kind of horror? Is this elevated horror? Should the director make a Matrix movie? Should this have been a tv series? Have you seen Abigail? Should they have advertised this as a normal vampire instead of a ballerina vampire? Is Melissa Barrera saving cinema? Is Enrique just smitten with Melissa Barrera? Is she a bigger crush than Channing Tatum is? Did Abigail fall short? Have you seen The Strangers: Chapter 1? Was this better than the original? Did you know this was a remake? Reboot? Requel? Do you know who the killers are? Was it very obvious? Would you survive this situation?

    Thank you for listening! Enjoy!

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • SPOOKY SZN - Cuckoo
    Oct 10 2024

    The year is 2024. Enrique has realized that the crew is acting differently once German men play a flute. Weird.

    Is Enrique and Julia weird? Are we always off to a horrible start? Is it okay to talk about Halloween in August? Do you like iHop? What are your thoughts about pumpkin flavored items? Is it all semantics? Have you seen Cuckoo? What do you think about weirdness in horror? Did this gross you out? Was the dad an asshole? Is this movie a little too all over the place? Where is the goo going?

    Thank you for listening! Watch Cuckoo and enjoy!

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    1 hr and 45 mins