Meet the dumbest billionaire in the world. She knows nothing about money and they just gave her one billion dollars. With one very important caveat. In Chapter #1, she...

• 00:00-4:29: randomly gets given the deal of a lifetime
• 4:29-7:01: gets waterboarded
• 7:01-8:46: buys houses and boats and horses and soaps
• 8:46-10:29: buys a better, hotter, cooler version of herself
• 10:29-11:15: gives gold plated gifts to friends and family
• 11:15-12:14: travels and dines
• 12:14-14:08: does good
• 14:08-14:51: receives an unexpected visit
• 14:51-17:18: makes new friends (14:51-17:18)
• 17:18-18:43: goes viral and gets banned from professional tennis
• 18:43-20:40: spent money keeping up with her main Bs
• 20:40-22:22: maybe...overspent a little?
• 22:22-25:09: worked on not dying w/ Bry
• 25:09-25:53: tried to watch Love is Blind w/ Lonnie
• 25:53-27:39: got a wake up call about going broke
• 27:39-29:34: realized she had a big problem
• 29:34-30:48: thankfully, was offered help...

OPEN TABS

• Siri add to cart: villa
• Siri add to cart: vibrator
• Washing delicates w/ Lonnie
• Siri add to cart: jet
• Not dying w/ Bry
• Doing kid stands w/ Bry
• Cringe w/ Lonnie
• Austerity w/ Lonnie

BASIC BITCH APPENDIX

• What is Jo Malone?
• What is Below Deck?
• Who’s the guy dreaming about sushi?
• Who is Regina George?
• What is Love is Blind?

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