Episodes

  • Episode 260 – Kieran’s Car Break-in and Fake Pandas – We Only Do One Take Podcast
    Sep 26 2024

    In this episode of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Kieran shares the shocking story of his car being broken into while his roommate casually watched! Meanwhile, Turch expresses his frustration with Spotify’s ridiculous 15 audiobook limit and takes us down memory lane with the worst Silicon Valley inventions like Juicero and Hidrate. Also, more wild theories and proof that pandas aren't real! Don't miss out on this hilarious, action-packed episode!

    #Podcast #WeOnlyDoOneTake #CarBreakIn #SpotifyRant #AudiobookLimit #TechFails #PandasArentReal #Juicero #Hidrate #ComedyPodcast

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode 259 – Guitar Store Drama, Soccer Rage & Pizza Finance – We Only Do One Take Podcast
    Sep 15 2024

    In Episode 259 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch goes off about guitar store staff who won't let you try guitars and vents about trimming his plants. Kieran and Turch also share their frustrations over the Australian soccer team losing to weak opponents, Kieran gives some questionable financial advice about not buying Dominos pizza on a “pay later” option, and we watch footage from the Melbourne protest against making weapons. Plus, we end with some good ol' dad jokes! You won’t want to miss this hilarious episode!


    #Podcast #GuitarStoreRant #SoccerRage #PizzaPayLater #MelbourneProtest #DadJokes #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #Episode259 #FunnyPodcasts #RantsAndRaves #PodcastLife

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 258 – Infinite Money Glitch & Peeing Outside – We Only Do One Take Podcast
    Sep 6 2024

    In Episode 258 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch goes off on how people are still living in fear of COVID and the hilarity of men peeing outside. We dive into bizarre news from Japan, including the government’s plan to encourage women to move to the countryside and have babies. Plus, we take a closer look at the viral Chase Bank 'infinite money glitch' TikTok trend that’s actually bank fraud, and Turch shares the best joke ever with Kieran. Don’t miss this jam-packed episode full of rants, news, and laughs!

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    #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #COVIDRant #TikTokTrend #BankFraud #JapanNews #FunnyPodcast #NewEpisode #InfiniteMoneyGlitch


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Episode 257 - Father's Day Hijacking and the Open Plan Office Scam - We Only Do One Take Podcast
    Aug 29 2024

    In Episode 257 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch unleashes a rant about how his Father's Day is being hijacked by his dad and father-in-law. We also dive into why open plan offices are a total scam, laugh along with Kieran’s best dad jokes, and watch a guy hilariously explain why inflation is ‘great’ because everything costs double. Plus, the boys react to proud fat people demanding chairs without arms and give a sneak peek at their upcoming country album. Tune in for laughs, rants, and some questionable life advice!

    #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #FathersDay #OpenPlanOffices #DadJokes #InflationHumor #FatPride #CountryAlbumTease #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #RantsAndLaughs

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 256 - Bins, Bots, and Bad Jokes - We Only Do One take Podcast
    Aug 22 2024

    In Episode 256, Turch goes off on the government for spending money on thinner plastic bins—what's next, paper straws for garbage? Kieran brings the bizarre tale of self-driving Waymo cars in San Francisco, keeping residents awake with their endless honking duels. Plus, the shocking story of a fugitive from a 2004 murder case found working as a police officer.

    We also dive into some dad jokes penned by Turch himself and endure the 50th episode of Jack Savich's dreadful podcast, "Guitar of Consciousness," featuring his sister as they awkwardly discuss business.

    To top it all off, we watch in disbelief as Joe Biden's economic policy expert struggles to explain how the economy actually works.

    #Podcast #Comedy #GovernmentRant #Waymo #TrueCrime #DadJokes #JoeBiden #Economy #GuitarOfConsciousness #JackSavich

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 255 - Gas Bills, Olympic Absurdities & 11,000 Chicken Wings?! - We Only Do One Take Podcast
    Aug 15 2024

    In Episode 255 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch and Kieran dive into the outrageous cost of natural gas and their shocking gas bills. They then take a hilarious look at the bizarre sports featured in the Olympics and explore the quirky ways Orthodox Jews navigate Shabbat laws. Plus, we venture into the weird and wonderful world of hobby horsing, discuss a wild news story about a Chicago woman who stole 11,000 boxes of chicken wings over 18 months, and wrap things up with some of Turch's famously terrible dad jokes. Don’t miss this episode filled with rants, laughs, and some truly crazy stories!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Episode 254 – A Look Into A LOLCOW – We Only Do One Take Podcast
    Aug 9 2024
    Today we look in to Jake Savich. Jake is our LOLCOW. He is a the Creator of Guitar Of Consciousness, Facilitator @ Access Consciousness, an Energy transformation guitar wizard and an International speaker. And he is super weird. We do a deep dive into him!
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Episode 253 – Holiday Stories – We Only Do One Take Podcast
    Jul 18 2024
    Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories. Kieran goes to Bowen And Trump gets shot. All this and more!
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    1 hr