Today topics include the greatest Thanksgiving song, socializing with the US Marines, drunk dialing old buddies and what it’s like to be considered a celebrity in a small town Christmas parade.

The world seems somehow friendlier when it's seen through the eyes of Chris Rodell. Funnier, too."

Today we're talkin' Turkey, and all about the time I pretended for WDVE Morning Show ti be transvestite so I could spend time in Victoria's Secret in the local mall.

I trot out my plan to generate global news coverage by being the last undecided voter in America

Today's "Use All The Crayons!" podcast talks about Gideon's and their ubiquitous Bibles and how all the Bibles will benefit from an influx of exclamation points ... er ...

Exclamation points!!!!

Thoughts on Donald Trump's comments about Palmer's genitals

Four brief stories about Mister Fred Rogersin this week's 20-minute "Use All The Crayons!" podcast.

Take a Halloween trip to Colma, California, the city where the dead out number the living 1,000-to-1