• Episode 98: Grand Dong Train: No Survivors
    Oct 16 2024

    Riding that dong train. Ripping though the night. Coffee stains on my heart.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Episode 97: Did You Just Wiggle His Mustard?!
    Sep 25 2024

    School is in session, and we're drinking together again!

    Cheese sauce, rowdy tenors, chaperones, and catching up on ransomware.

    Until next time! <3

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    58 mins
  • Episode 96: Did you miss us??
    Aug 7 2024

    Well, it's been a hot minute (months), but we are back and in peak condition (we are rusty). Nothing has changed (everything is different), and we love administrators (we do not, in fact, love administration. Actually, and extra big FU Tony because, well, fuck you tony). We discuss the olympics, Mormons, bad substitutes, secondary instruments, and we do a bunch of drinking.

    Also, we've been lying about something for months. Listen to find out!

    Cheep cheep, MFs!

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Episode 95: The Case of the Whipping Dicks
    Mar 20 2024

    Reread the title. Listen.

    *Clink*

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    50 mins
  • Episode 94: Yes, You Can Talk About Weenis, but You Can't Talk About Penis
    Mar 6 2024

    At long last. We have returned.

    A whole host of technical issues plague the beginning, but once we get going it's just like riding a bicycle ("We do not ride our friends at school.")

    Hooray!

    Cheep, cheep!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Episode 93: Oh, Girthy Tree, Oh Girthy Tree.
    Dec 20 2023

    We are OBSESSED with JP's christmas tree. And more Orbeez (we get to play with real ones)! Special guest Bob returns.

    Many, many listener mail and secretary reports!

    Tippy cowyay!


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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Episode 92: Spitting is Survival
    Dec 6 2023

    F*ck, hang on.

    Orange frog masterplan, professional musicians' drinking habits, faculty bingo, searching for students, and the NYSSMA conference.

    Drink up, it's December!


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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Episode 91: The Tony in Chief
    Nov 29 2023

    Enter through a balloon arch into a world of fancy orange glasses. We taste weird beers, win awards for emails, rooms, and get our picture taken with Tonys.

    JP reads a student hate note, Pepper tolerates toxic positivity, and Flynn has a brush with bigotry.

    We also launch our first contest!

    Secretary reports, and too much swearing.

    *clink*

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    1 hr and 45 mins