Episodes

  • carson gets hit in the balls | Episode 72: Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy (w/ Dom Maduri)

    carson gets hit in the balls | Episode 72: Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy (w/ Dom Maduri)
    Nov 15 2024

    carson gets punched in the balls in this episode
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • oh my god i will vote | Episode 71: Tiffany Blews

    oh my god i will vote | Episode 71: Tiffany Blews
    Nov 2 2024

    oh my god i will vote
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • the megalopolis episode | Episode 70: We Were Doomed from the Start (The King is Dead)

    the megalopolis episode | Episode 70: We Were Doomed from the Start (The King is Dead)
    Oct 25 2024

    we talk about megalopolis for so long in this one. and other things. i think we talk about the song for a combined 2 minutes
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • i just gotta be me!!!!! | Episode 69: Of All the Gin Joints in All the World (w/ Dom Maduri)

    i just gotta be me!!!!! | Episode 69: Of All the Gin Joints in All the World (w/ Dom Maduri)
    Oct 11 2024

    if half your album is bad, the album is bad. we forgot this was episode 69 somehow. god has abandoned us
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    56 mins
  • carson is indestructible | Episode 68: Heaven's Gate

    carson is indestructible | Episode 68: Heaven's Gate
    Oct 4 2024

    you should listen to this episode as many times as it takes to match how many concussions carson has gotten
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    56 mins
  • we are legally contract killers | Episode 67: City in a Garden (w/ Ian Joshua Riley)

    we are legally contract killers | Episode 67: City in a Garden (w/ Ian Joshua Riley)
    Sep 27 2024

    ian is back and we talk about a lot of things including the song!!!!!!!! qui gon jinn
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • is gen alpha cooked? are we cooked? | Episode 66: "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today" (w/ Maddie Caffrey)

    is gen alpha cooked? are we cooked? | Episode 66: "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today" (w/ Maddie Caffrey)
    Sep 22 2024

    maddie joins us once again to talk about the blueprint for FOB's best straightforward pop-punk songs and also say hawk tuah more times than should be reasonable for a podcast like this
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • one of us drank 400mg of caffeine before this episode | Episode 65: Roxanne

    one of us drank 400mg of caffeine before this episode | Episode 65: Roxanne
    Sep 14 2024

    on this episode most closely resembling law enforcement, Carson and Dawson discuss a pretty bad cover for about 8 minutes total and talk about a bunch of other stuff for the rest of the time. can you blame us
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    1 hr and 3 mins