Episodes

  • The origins of Beaveman's horniness
    Nov 24 2024

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    Beaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV?
    Join us for our typical, idiotic conversation.
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • The Dream Suck
    Nov 17 2024

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    The Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help and she just says, "where did you have it last?" Yup, its just like that. Figure it our yourself.
    The good thing is, Nemo, aka comedian Mike Cotayo, finally has something to promote. Check the link. He is heading to the windy city. Also check out his guest spot on the the We Live Zombie Carnival podcast. Yeah, we promote other podcasts, cuz we the poop yo!

    Funny Man Mike Cotayo
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 2 Rocks a Day: A Veterans Tale
    Nov 10 2024

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    The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to having JD on the podcast, we are sorry to disappoint you. JD is working hard, covering useless D-bags who don't show up to work. He will be on soon. Thank you to our Veterans of every branch of service this Veterans Day and every day. Thank you to our active duty, and those who have gone before us. Never forget!

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    Fighting Blind: A Green Beret's Story of Extraordinary Courage https://mln2.marmot.org/GroupedWork/4e6c6dcb-1c84-0229-7dfd-86b39bb8523d

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • When you just want to podcast but your only option is a cupcake
    Nov 4 2024

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    It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (Mike Cotayo), have a typical conversation about pretty much nothing. Just catching up. The Swan brought along her token friend Cupcake to chime in periodically. Basically, he just stared at his camera image the entire time and lamented that we were not posting video to YouTube. Thanks for joining us and taking part in our weekly ritual of hanging with friends, that's you, the listeners.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Spooky-ish Stories 2024
    Oct 27 2024

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    The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try?

    Slaptail Nation picks and shows
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    Headliner November 2 show Calvon Brown @calvonbrown
    Featuring Brianna Blackburn @thatfunnygirlbri
    Host The Beaveman @john_beav

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    56 mins
  • Who's more head injured?
    Oct 20 2024

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    Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accident. The Swan has become more focused and manic. The Beaveman became even more morbid and dark. The brain is an amazing organ.
    You can truly see why the squad is so out there now. Who else would offer to surgically modify their friend, straighten their contracted arm, or bang a member with another members residual, protective layer? Only Gigi has not sustained a head injury, which makes you wonder, WTF is wrong with her if she didn't bonk her noggin?

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • We don't discuss politics on this show
    Oct 15 2024

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    We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us.
    What is most important to us, honestly, is to support the human race. Well, not Beaveman, he thinks we should all die out. Which makes sense, since he isn't one of us.

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • The Swan's Descent into Anger
    Oct 10 2024

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    On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible.
    The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of leaving the audience high and dry, the Swan and Beaveman interview a culinary expert. Or are they?

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    1 hr and 12 mins