Bonjour! A lot has been said already about the absolute trainwreck that is Madame Web – but we still have our fair share to offer as well. Lazy performances, confusing writing, and baffling ADR are just a few aspects worth discussing in yet another god-awful entry into the now defunct Sony-verse. So join us on our trip to the Amazon with our moms as we research spiders right before we all die as we talk about Mallie’s wrap gifts from working on the film, how 9/11 led to Ellen getting canceled, and Dakota Johnson’s one weakness: opening cans. All of that and more with returning Spider-gals Brandi Dewberry and Jenn Paulemon. Au revoir!

Madame Web stars Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O'Connor, Tahar Rahim, Mike Epps, Emma Roberts, Adam Scott, Zosia Mamet, José María Yázpik, Kerry Bishé, and Josh Drennen. Directed by S. J. Clarkson.

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We’re not quite done discussing the divide between liberals and conservatives this season, but this movie seems to be as 2020’s The Hunt has virtually nothing to say on the topic (other than having its characters shout buzzwords.) A swing and a miss from this Leftovers duo, Zobel and Lindelof managed to make a movie that’s all hype with no substance. But we still have a lot to say about this one, so take out your mouth gag and strap up as we discuss the film as well as do some classic dirtbag math, debate the guild pay for crisis actors, and ponder what it would be like if Legolas has Uzis instead of a bow. (Is anyone else getting some real Boss Baby vibes from this movie?)

The Hunt (2020) stars J. C. MacKenzie, Ethan Suplee, Macon Blair, Betty Gilpin, Emma Roberts, Hilary Swank, Justin Hartley, Ike Barinholtz, Amy Madigan, and Glenn Howerton. Directed by Craig Zobel.

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It’s the 13th of the month, and Longlegs only needs one more murder to complete his task! Will he succeed? Will Lee Harker stop him in time? Or will the devil claim another soul? Tune in this week to find out as we talk about one of the best horror films of 2024. Plus, we’ll discuss the annoyance of waiters singing happy birthday at restaurants, hotel room cuck chairs, and the most important question of all: what if Longlegs (and Mike Ehrmantraut) were on Con-Air? All of that and more if you LET US IN NOWWW!!!

Longlegs stars Maika Monroe, Nicolas Cage, Blair Underwood, Alicia Witt, and Michelle Choi-Lee. Directed by Osgood Perkins.

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