KJ and Ronono cross out some letters of the beautiful "I Have a Dream" speech by Martin Luther King Jr. and make silly stories from the text.

KJ and Ronono cross out some letters of an article about the history of baseball to make new, strange stories. Send us your "ross"! rossgnoutee@gmail.com

KJ Menlo and Ronono cross out some letters of a poem by Edgar Allan Poe and make brand new, much stupider things from that text. Send us your cross outs! rossgnoutee@gmail.com Remember to send us the original text, too. Keep 'Rossin!

KJ Menlo and Ronono cross out some letters of an ad for the "Facial Gym" and make brand new, much stupider ads for different products. Send us your cross outs! rossgnoutee@gmail.com Remember to send us the original text, too. Keep 'Rossin!

KJ Menlo chooses a story from the Craigslist writing forum and the boys cross out letters to make their own stories from the original text. Ronono brings back a character from episode 4 and KJ makes a story about the wonders of traets. Email rossg.noutee@gmail.com to submit your "cross out" (please include original text) and the guys might read it on the podcast show. The RULES: 1. You can cross out as many letters as you like, but you can NOT rearrange letters. 2. You can add any punctuation you'd like. 3. Have fun!

KJ Menlo and Ronono read a selection from Philip K. Dick's "The Crystal Crypt" and then cross out letters to make brand new stupid stories from that text. Also, KJ obviously hates Ronono's brother, Tim.

KJ Menlo and Ronono read a historical article about Washington, Pennsylvania and then cross out letters to make brand new stupid silly stories from that text. Also, the boys read a cross out story made by a fan from the text in episode 1.

Submit your cross out at rossgnoutee@gmail.com and the guys might read it!