Lauren Taylor Late Show : Climeconomy Comedy
This episode, which was produced over the course of the 20 day election results process, focuses on capturing a moment in time during one of the most stressful elections in our history. In order to make progress on climate change, it is imperative that Trump not have won the election. This sketch comedy aims to cover the high stakes emotion of the experience and was done to create a reminder that we never forget how fragile our democracy is. Half the country remains divided and this fundamentally has to shift in order for us to tackle the biggest existential threat we will face in our lifetimes.
The primary skit in the episode is the plane flight, but the main concept of the show and the goals of this entire podcast is best exemplified by the beat poem presented at a smoky jazz club in the beginning of the episode.
The Beat Poem by Lauren Taylor
Title: Why Climate Doesn't Have To Make Us Die
We cover climate change and comedy
When change is an anomaly
We seek to find solutions
from trickle down economy
Innovation can you save us from
this existential threat
We don’t need to have a planet
So hot it makes us sweat
You see Climonomics is our solution
Not just to reuse waste and curb pollution
But to baseline capitalistic means of distribution
So that all climate impacts are equal for every woman and every man
So that all may have access to living wage jobs
And the means to implement an evacuation plan
Climate change will cost us billions
From storm aftermath to infrastructure devastation
And we’re exhausted by McConnell’s block of all our legistlation
For decades they’ve used the term socialism back on us as a tool
To block our agenda to make the climate cool
We need new terminology to fight with a cohesive plan
Instead of letting them win using words they don’t even understand
So let me spell it out, it’s plain and super clean
Climacapitalism is a solution we can use
To make this planet green
It’s based on market freedom, that republicans can back
but adds a baseline living standard that can strengthen us against climate change attack
Climajobs can be the solution to raise our status quo
A solution to dying industries it’s time to let them go
But democrats truly need to focus incentives to bring jobs to these towns
It can’t be all talk as their cities burn down
We must put pressure on our businesses to make it here at home
To make products biodegradable instead of plastic and of foam
We need to convince farmers to go regenerative with their land
This can put C02 biosequestration IS THE PLAN
We have so many solutions already at our hand
The only thing we are missing is the implementation of unified plan
It can’t have a name that is already a loaded gun
If we don’t change our course they have already won
We need to spread the gospel of the green new deal
But it needs a new name that doesn’t make republicans squeal
It needs to be built on words holding far less contention
Like a stronger new American Jobs Plan where the words themselves offer infallible invention
Let us fight together to make a change in this nation
To be a leaders in this world for climate change innovation
If you can change one mind with your story that’s the solution
It’s how we can start now a Mother Earth revolution
The last part of the show covers the three pillars of climate change solutions. Climacapitalism, Climeconomy and Climapreneurism.