The Hard2Watch Podcast

By: Captain LAMOTU
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  • The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun!

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Episodes
  • Humanity Is Hard2Watch (Or An H2Dub Sexual Education)

    Humanity Is Hard2Watch (Or An H2Dub Sexual Education)
    Jan 25 2025

    Human sexuality is a fascinating topic and it's high time our heros got to the bottom of it! Clamp your love toys to your desks boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are going balls deep into human sexual depravity today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    58 mins
  • Video Game Villainy The Trial Mario Mario

    Video Game Villainy The Trial Mario Mario
    Jan 18 2025

    For decades Mario Mario has been on a reign of terror across not only the Mushroom Kingdom, but the world. Today Captain LAMOTU brings his case against a former plumber turned psychopath before The Felonious Monk, the third leading judge in war crimes trials. Will Mario finally be brought to justice for his many crimes? Will Bowser and his children ever know peace? Will Luigi ever be able to get a mansion that isn't overrun by ghosts? Will the Princess ever see her stalker behind bars? Find out today and an especially hard hitting Hard2Watch Podcast.

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • A Libertarian Paradise Lost (To Bears)

    A Libertarian Paradise Lost (To Bears)
    Jan 11 2025

    Grafton New Hampshire, a small unassuming town is descended upon by an army of Libertarians...fire, death, destruction, diarrhea, and bears ensue. A modern American tragedy, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast.

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    1 hr and 50 mins

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Roasting Seagal

You can never have enough critiques of Steven Seagal and Cap and the Monk are definitely here to bring a critical eye to all of his shenanigans!

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