BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above!

Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn’t totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!

Dear Humans,

The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won’t run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time.

"No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year.

Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away.

Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because that’s what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still can’t believe his answer.

Halloween’s around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him?

Robo-Donald?

Zombie Donald??

Cyborg-Vampire Donald?!?

We already have racist psychopath Donald…although I assume all Donald retreads would have that.

Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.

Dear Donald Trump Jr.,

I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day.

Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to “get over it” the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him.

Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is as you dad’s cult rallies. He has been stirring up a hive of insane bees for 9 long years now. Did thou really thinkest the killer bees would never sting thee?

Thou shalt not blame Democrats for two registered Republicans trying to take out your dad in the last two months. Both assassins were registered as Republicans. This most recent one even voted for thy father in 2016!

It is not the fault of Democrats, who have always condemned violence and expressed gratitude that Donald is okay. It is the fault of Republicans, who see no problem in encouraging others to commit acts of violence, as your father did on January 6, 2021. As he did last week against Haitian immigrants. As he always does.

Hast thou not ever studied history? Being a fascist leader isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Thou might want to read to the end of what happened to Adolph Hitler in World War 2.

Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.

Those who live by the violent rhetoric, die by their own violent rhetoric.

Those who stand in the way of gun control, shall see their own family members die by guns not being controlled.

Here endeth the lesson.

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!

PS - Oh also, Jesus and I talked about everything that’s happened in the last week in this week’s episode. It’s been a lot.