Season 3. Episode 7: “DOGE Days of Swamp-Slaying Shenanigans”

Buckle up, truth-seekers, for Season 3, Episode 7 of the Daily DOGE Report (Apr 15, 2025), where Caleb and Grace take you on a wild ride through the Department of Government Efficiency’s latest escapades! From wielding Elon Musk’s Grok AI as a high-tech loyalty detector at the EPA to declaring thousands of immigrants “deceased” in a bureaucratic game of whack-a-mole, DOGE is serving efficiency with a side of absurdity. We unpack disappearing messages, dodge-y data claims, and a Social Security plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t dream up—all while keeping it real for the Patriots. Grab your coffee and join us for a hilarious, head-scratching dive into the swamp’s stickiest stories!

Season 3, Episode 6: "DOGE’s Swamp Smackdown: Zombie Claims, Crashing Sites, and Musk’s Trillion-Dollar Dream"

Get ready to rumble, patriots! Caleb and Grace are back in Season 3, Episode 6, slinging truth bombs and freedom fries as they dive into DOGE’s latest swamp-draining antics from April 7th to 10th, 2025. The Department of Government Efficiency—Trump and Musk’s bureaucratic bulldozer—is swinging hard: axing 108 shady contracts (farewell, $14K leadership trust falls and $5.2M “unspecified” mysteries) for a cool $70M saved, selling off 13 dusty federal buildings (sorry, GSA ghosts!), and busting unemployment scams where toddlers and 115-year-olds raked in millions. They’re boasting $140B in total savings, but X’s rumor mill says $270B—someone’s calculator’s smoking! Oh, and the SSA website? Crashed harder than a liberal’s dreams after untested updates—oops! With Musk eyeing a $1T deficit cut by May, this ain’t your grandma’s government glow-up. It’s a wild, pixel-pushing, taxpayer-saving rodeo—saddle up for the laughs and the lowdown!

Season 3, Episode 5: "DOGE’s Swamp-Slaying Spree: Tapes, Pineapple Juice, and DEI Drama"

Buckle up, patriots! In Season 3, Episode 5, Caleb and Grace plunge into the swamp to unpack DOGE’s latest chaos from April 4th to 7th, 2025. The Department of Government Efficiency—born from a Trump-Musk bromance and armed with a sunset date of July 4th, 2026—is swinging its efficiency axe hard. They’ve digitized 14,000 magnetic tapes (goodbye, 1970s vibes!) to save a million bucks a year, axed 63 contracts worth a potential $124 million (but really saved $39 million—math, anyone?), and said “no thanks” to wild grants like $250K for Benin’s pineapple juice empire and dragon fruit dreams in Senegal. Oh, and they’ve tossed DEI criteria out of Foreign Service Officer reviews—because apparently “avoiding gendered adjectives” isn’t peak diplomacy. With savings claims jumping from $140 billion to $151 billion in days, the numbers are spicier than the scandals. Is DOGE draining the swamp or just stirring the pot? Tune in for laughs, gasps, and a taxpayer’s fever dream—where the only thing not getting cut is the sass!

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