Episodes

  • Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000"
    Oct 22 2024

    Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor.


    This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend texting him to inquire about "baddies" on Instagram.


    Mayowa takes us back to his university days, reminiscing about his Nintendo Wii and the joy of playing tennis on it. The gaming nostalgia continues when Koj introduces his Thrustmaster 3000 steering wheel and console, which sends the guys into a fit of laughter over its name.


    Next, they dive into the evolution of music-playing devices—from the Walkman to the iPod—reflecting on how music consumption has transformed over the years.


    The conversation then shifts to age-inappropriate relationships, with Koj sharing a story about his prom date attempting to ditch him to hang out with a Nigerian celebrity. The episode wraps up with a deep dive into the Netflix hit Love Is Blind, with Tmt and Mayowa offering their takes on the latest season’s drama.


    Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered commentary, this is an episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Episode 210: "Olodo from Africa #OFA"
    Oct 15 2024

    Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 210: "Olodo From Africa #OFA," the trio dives into funny topics that will have you laughing out loud, all while delivering their signature sharp commentary.


    This week, they kick things off with a discussion about Odumodublvck’s unreleased verse on Rema’s album, dissecting what could’ve been and why this lost track has generated so much buzz in the Nigerian music industry.


    Things take a personal turn when Mayowa shares an awkward story about a friend attending his birthday—just to eat—despite them not being on speaking terms. The guys break down the petty dynamics of friendship and how to navigate uncomfortable situations.


    Next up, Tmt shares his experience at RF Gardens in Lagos, a prime spot for live music, with great vibes and an amazing outdoor setting, making it a must-visit venue for anyone in the Lagos scene.


    They don’t stop there! The conversation shifts to Coldplay and other iconic bands that have left a lasting mark on global music, with insights into what makes them stand out.


    The episode wraps up with a deep dive into Nigerian entertainment: discussing Burna Boy, Speed Darlington, and Oxlade’s controversial interview where he claims the word “Africa” has racist origins, allegedly coined from "Afro" and "freaks."


    It’s another episode packed with hilarious stories, cultural commentary, and the sharp wit that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Don’t miss out—tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you listen to podcasts for all the laughs and insights!

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Episode 209: "APC - Animal People Congress"
    Oct 8 2024

    Submarine and A Roach is back with another hilarious episode of Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj. This week’s episode, titled "APC - Animal People's Congress," delivers plenty of laughs, insightful commentary, and unfiltered banter.


    The episode starts with a fun animal trivia game show parody hosted by Tmt, where the trio dives into ridiculous questions and hilarious answers. It’s the perfect lighthearted start to another classic Submarine and A Roach episode.


    Next, Koj reveals he got a raise, sparking a discussion about workplace culture and why none of the hosts are the type to brag about their achievements at work. This leads to a conversation about adding a "won't recommend" feature on LinkedIn, a humorous take on the job networking platform.


    The guys then switch gears to talk about traveling across Nigeria—they share the various states they've visited, discussing their experiences and memories. Of course, they couldn’t miss the chance to weigh in on the ongoing Wizkid vs Davido beef, delving into the Nigerian music scene and also how international sportswear brands can break into the Nigerian market.


    To wrap it up, they dive into a breakdown of the finale of HBO’s hit show Industry, offering their takes without giving away any spoilers.


    Tune in to Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast, for all the laughs, cultural insights, and entertaining discussions that keep listeners coming back week after week. Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get Podcasts.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Episode 208: "Things Fall Apart, The Banter Cannot Hold"
    Oct 1 2024

    Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in this week’s hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest comedy podcast!


    The episode kicks off with a cheeky listener comment suggesting that Tmt bears a striking resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson. This leads to a humorous exploration of Clarkson's controversies over the years, with Tmt attempting to ironically defend him based on his Wikipedia page—expect some witty banter and sharp commentary!


    Next, the trio dives into the latest antics of Mowalola and Ian Connor, recapping their shenanigans from the week.


    The guys also discuss the intriguing Vince McMahon Netflix documentary, sharing their takes on the captivating world of wrestling and entertainment.


    Joining the conversation is Idowu Kukoyi, the founder of Nigerian Pub Quiz, based in the UK. She leads a fun round of trivia featuring Nigerian culture and Submarine and a Roach, testing their knowledge and providing plenty of laughs along the way.


    Finally, they tackle the heated discussion surrounding David Oyelowo securing the adaptation rights to Chinua Achebe's classic Things Fall Apart. The trio examines the backlash from Nigerians who believe that authentic Nigerian stories should be told and starred in by Nigerians.


    Tune in for a perfect blend of comedy, cultural commentary, and insightful discussions in this week’s episode of Submarine and a Roach! Don't miss out on the laughter and engaging topics that keep our listeners coming back for more!

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Episode 207: "Mowalola's Trad Wedding"
    Sep 24 2024

    Join Mayowa and Koj in this hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a range of entertaining topics and insightful commentary!

    The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about the origins of Mayowa's latest nickname, "Mr. Mayowa," which he absolutely hates. This leads to a funny story about his little cousin Bolu, an 18-year-old university student who only calls him "Uncle Mayowa" when he's about to be cheeky.

    As they delve into their weeks, Mayowa shares his exciting time spent with Tiwa Savage, prompting Koj to reminisce about meeting the star back in 2010 (or was it 2009?).

    The conversation then shifts to the recent ShxtsNGigs podcast debacle, where they provide commentary on Fuhad and James’ actions and reactions following their appearance on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant Podcast.

    In a fast-paced segment, they touch on various topics including fatphobia, career insights, and a political discussion featuring Remi and Bola Tinubu.

    The episode takes a curious turn as they ponder the rumors of Mowalola dating Ian Connor, both refusing to believe it's possible.

    Finally, the duo wraps up with a discussion about Diddy's recent arrest, their strategies for repaying a staggering 400 million Naira debt, and some theories about why TMT is missing from this week’s episode.

    Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, engaging conversations, and the comedic insights that only Submarine and a Roach can deliver!

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Episode 206: "Bobi and Hedges" ft Femi Awoniyi
    Sep 17 2024

    In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights.


    1. TMT’s New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT’s latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs along the way.


    2. Road Rage Stories: Each host recounts their wildest road rage episodes, offering a blend of outrageous moments and comedic relief as they compare their experiences behind the wheel.


    3. Elon Musk’s Recent Online Behaviour: The group dissects Elon Musk’s latest antics on social media, exploring the billionaire’s unpredictable online presence.


    4. Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl: They dive into Kendrick Lamar’s exciting selection at the possible exclusion of Lil Wayne to perform at the Super Bowl, discussing it's impact on hip-hop and the significance of the performance.


    5. A Ton of Other Insane Topics: As always, the episode is jam-packed with spontaneous discussions and side-splitting humour that will keep listeners entertained from start to finish.


    Tune in to Submaroach Episode 206 for a wild ride filled with laughs, insights, and plenty of surprises. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • Episode 205: "Deadbeat Dads, Social Climbing Beggars & The Nigerian Political Class"
    Sep 10 2024

    Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics!


    In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how those experiences might have steered him away from becoming a beggar or Nigerian politician.


    The trio delves into their childhood memories, discussing the homes they grew up in and their sleeping arrangements. Koj’s surprising revelation causes concern for Mayowa and TMT.


    Listen in as they interview a self-proclaimed deadbeat dad to understand the mindset and circumstances behind being a deadbeat parent. The episode also addresses some spicy and unfounded criticism, leading to a heated discussion.


    Finally, the hosts compare Nollywood movies on Amazon Prime Video versus Netflix, debating which platform offers better Nigerian cinema.


    Tune in for a mix of laughs, insightful discussions, and entertaining stories on this episode of Submarine and a Roach!

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Episode 204: "House Hunting in Lagos"
    Sep 3 2024

    Join Koj and TMT in this dynamic episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a whirlwind of engaging topics and hilarious tales!


    The episode kicks off with a wild text TMT received in response to his IG story, sparking a conversation about dating and perceptions. The guys reflect on previously trying to book Kolamide, who was on a wild chase to retrieve his lost AirPods in Lagos.


    Koj shares his BBQ adventures, while Kolamide recaps his busy weekend, from hosting a real estate event to shooting This Week Tonight. TMT walks us through his week, including the funnies around an oversold Vogue Boys event.


    TMT voices his dislike for reggae music, and they hilariously dissect the lyrics of “we’ll share the shelter of my single bed,” questioning the appeal of such an arrangement.


    The discussion shifts to apartment hunting tales in Lagos, with TMT recounting his experience house hunting alongside Odunsi The Engine. TMT also shares a funny story about his father’s appearance on City People’s "Top 10 Ibadan Big Boys" and the uproar it caused at his school.


    The crew explores Gen-Z hypergamy, inspired by Odunsi’s remark that Gen-Z boys crave guns more than anything. Koj and Kolamide explore the potential of turning incels into political assassins and the role of Gen-Z girls in advocating for political and infrastructural changes.


    The podcast takes an unexpected turn with a deep dive into denim, as TMT discusses his latest obsession with a pair of jeans. Kolamide then drops a surprising bombshell about meeting two women who had previously been involved with TMT, leading to a discussion on dating and meeting new people.


    Kolamide also shares his journey as a comedian, and the episode wraps up with a discussion about Chidinma Adetshina’s victory as Miss Universe Nigeria.


    Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, unexpected twists, and thought-provoking discussions!

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    1 hr and 57 mins