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  • 315: Peeping Prime Racks

    315: Peeping Prime Racks
    Jan 29 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: Mar 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22

    0:00 Voicemails, Girl who sold her ribs, TikTok is back
    15:38 Michael’s stolen rollerblades, Trevor [eed in women’s restroom
    30:44 Urinals for your home
    36:10 Elon Musk salute, Melania Trump hat
    44:35 Mark Zuckerberg taking a peek
    50:38 Theo Von falling out of chair, The White House
    1:04:50 Jake Paul lifts Mike Tyson, Drake sues Kendrick
    1:10:37 Drake vs Lil Wayne
    1:12:54 Off start to the year, Bow and arrow, Riding horses
    1:16:32 Joggers for cranking
    1:22:30 Trevor’s Instagram idea
    1:25:10 Sock Talk - Weird Hub stuff
    1:29:26 Secret Sock Talk - Sniffing underwear

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 314: 1000 Guys in One Day

    314: 1000 Guys in One Day
    Jan 22 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: Mar 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22

    0:00 Watching Sports Live, 22 and Divorced
    8:25 Los Angeles Fires, Inmates Fighting Fires
    30:17 What We Took When We Evacuated
    34:30 Michael’s Gym Injury, TikTok and RedNote, Countries You Can’t Fly To
    46:37 1000 Guys
    1:15:09 Consumer Electronics Show, Space Out Competition
    1:19:47 A Break From Work, Nut Naps, Michael’s Abstinence
    1:27:13 Michael’s Dream, Beat Bobby Flay, Trevor’s Credit Card
    1:36:50 Hammered On the Job
    1:39:55 Sock Talk - Hooters Girl DUI
    1:45:22 Secret Sock Talk - Best Position to Lose V Card

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • 313: Breast and Manifest

    313: Breast and Manifest
    Jan 15 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
    Huntington, NY: Mar 27
    Providence, RI: Mar 28
    Boston, MA: Mar 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
    Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
    Seattle, WA: Mar 14
    Eugene, OR: Mar 15
    Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
    Detroit, MI: Mar 22

    0:00 Michael’s Mustache, Trevor’s Cat
    6:22 Timothee Chalamet & Kylie Jenner, 2025 Goals
    16:04 Michael’s January 6th Anniversary, Reading, The FBI Top 10 List
    28:15 Michael’s Spiritual Ceremony
    34:06 No Hub in North Carolina
    36:56 Michael’s New Years Trip, Trevor’s Miami New Years
    53:05 10 Years in LA, Airport Food & Drink
    56:31 Mr. Beast Proposal Video, High School Prom-posals
    1:07:56 Consumer Electronic Show Products
    1:16:53 Skip Bayless, Joy Taylor, Beast Games
    1:36:01 Sock Talk - I Give the Meanest Hickeys
    1:38:48 Secret Sock Talk - Hotel Cuck Chair

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • 312: Forgot What a Woman Felt Like

    312: Forgot What a Woman Felt Like
    Jan 8 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

    0:00 Public Restrooms
    5:38 Employee Outfits, Skibidi Toilet
    14:51 Toilet Seat Covers
    17:05 The End of TikTok
    29:43 Billionaire Agendas
    33:27 Prenups
    37:23 2025 Goals, Stopping to Smell the Roses, Allowing Yourself Rest
    58:20 Forgot What a Woman Felt Like
    1:03:12 Mistaken For an Author
    1:06:31 Craziest Prenups
    1:09:19 Sock Talk - Chik-fil-A Number 1 Date Spot For Men
    1:15:27 Secret Sock Talk - My Boyfriend Was Sleeping With Pros During Our Situationship

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • 311: Shot Directly Into the Sink

    311: Shot Directly Into the Sink
    Jan 1 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
    Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

    0:00 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank, Self Criticism After Shows,
    8:17 Guessing What The Nutcracker is About
    18:30 Megan Fox Breaking Up With MGK, Clever Trevor and Silly Goose
    20:23 Celebrity Crushes Growing Up,
    22:28 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank Revisited
    24:10 Mazda Drives Through Dealership Door
    27:12 Red Bank New Jersey Girl Criticizes Boyfriend
    35:51 She’s a 10 but She Hates Standup
    40:58 Back on the Bus
    42:57 Instagram Question From Fan: Who’d Be Top and Who’d Be Bottom?
    45:59 Instagram Question From Fan: Most Random Compliment Ever Received?
    48:51 Instagram Question From Fan: Dream Arena That You Would Want to Perform At?
    49:58 Best Leftover Foods, Trying Something Different Off the Menu
    54:14 Dream Place For a Session
    1:00:14 Sock Talk - Texted a Photo of My Body, Girl Ghosted Me
    1:04:52 Secret Sock Talk - I Woke Up to My Boyfriend Cranking

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 310: Who Busts First on the Tour Bus

    310: Who Busts First on the Tour Bus
    Dec 25 2024
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
    Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

    0:00 Full Grown Human Beings on Bunk Beds, Hot and Bothered on the Bus
    5:28 SKIMS, Hawk Tuah Going to Jail, Growth Spurts
    8:27 Night Terrors
    18:07 Girlfriend for the Day, Julia Roberts, Artistic Girls
    22:25 Not Enough Space and Privacy For a Good Sesh
    26:53 Dreams, Suction Cup Toys, Being Somebody’s First
    32:48 Obvious Marketing Concepts, Rebrands
    39:35 Shriveling up on Stage, Jack’s First Time On Stage
    46:02 Football
    53:47 Michael Jackson
    1:00:16 Sock Talk - Are You Going to Watch the Birth of Your Future Kids?
    1:06:42 Secret Sock Talk - Pooping in Pants During SAT to Make a Point to the Teacher

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • 309: This Might Ruin the Tour

    309: This Might Ruin the Tour
    Dec 18 2024
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
    Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

    0:00 Tickets to Our Livestream Jan 23 Now Available!
    2:15 Louis’ Lunch Cheeseburger Review
    16:55 Favorite Burgers
    19:48 Pickles, Food Trucks, Ice Cream Truck Kidnappers
    24:38 Highly Insecure, Neel Ghosh Is in on the Burger Bit
    33:22 Trevor’s Risky Session on the Bus, Chipotle Orders, Sweet Green
    43:46 Tomatoes Are Fruits, The Moon Isn’t a Star
    48:54 Rollerskating Rizz, Meeting People IRL
    54:43 We Love the Tour Bus
    58:26 Sock Talk - My Girl Did It With Barry Keoghan
    1:02:25 Secret Sock Talk - My Daughter Calls Her Unicorn Stuffed Animal a Dirty Name

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 308: Burlington Throat Factory

    308: Burlington Throat Factory
    Dec 11 2024
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    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls
    13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets
    17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter
    22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus
    28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop
    35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast
    47:03 Burlington, Vermont
    52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets
    1:01:19 Portland, Maine
    1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire
    1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet
    1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s
    1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here

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    1 hr and 9 mins