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Katie and Bridget wake up on a beach in New Jersey as they re-watch the could-be-considered-Christmas-movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight! It's a movie all about how all of those government conspiracy theories ARE true and when in doubt just drive off to Canada! Come along as we meet Samantha, a 90's woman with amnesia who gets her memory back through some good old fashioned boob grabs that lead to car crashes - all casual! Alongside her private investigator Mitch, Samantha begins to regain her lost memory, becomes her former self again (named Charly), all while viciously murdering literally so many people. Oh there's also a terrorist subplot that involves chemical warfare, child kidnapping, and messing up Niagra Falls... It sounds like it doesn't make sense but we promise it all comes together when ya watch it! We've got fuzzy hats, great one liners, and gun galore in this, as Bridget would say: "female version of Die Hard". Released in 1996, it stars Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Yvonne Zima, Craig Bierko, Brian Cox, and David Morse.

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Katie and Bridget think happy thoughts as they re-watch the what-felt-like-80's-but-was-made-in-the-90's: Hook! Come along as we follow the ADULT Peter Pan, who has amnesia and is also kind of a dick now. When his two kids Jack and Maggie get kidnapped by Captain Hook, Peter has to get the real talk (but also has to mainly get kidnapped by Tinkerbell) to be taken to Neverland to find them! Once there he quickly bitches out on saving them and has to go through Lost Boys bootcamp to become the Peter Pan he once was/beat his amnesia - seriously this movie could have also been called Amnesia Island! Will Peter Pan earn the respect of the Lost Boys, learn to fly, survive for 3 days without food/vitamins, and ultimately save his children? Should Captain Hook just become a drag queen already so we can see some of those awesome wigs and outfits on the dance floor!? Released in 1991, it was directed by Steven Spielberg and stars Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins, Maggie Smith, Caroline Goodall, Dante Basco, Charlie Korsmo, and Amber Scott.

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Katie and Bridget give each other a swirly as they re-watch the 80's classic that helped to solidify the "Brat Pack": St. Elmo's Fire! It's a movie about how all those terrible people you went to college with continue to be terrible, even after college! Come along as we meet the weirdest friend group ever. First we've got Jules, a woman who may or may not have killed her step mother, that has a nervous breakdown and lies to all her friends for no reason. Next there's Kirby, a terrifying stalker who needs to be arrested, but instead gets to kiss the woman he stalks and then just walks away like nothing happened! Huh!? Then there's Kevin, an emotastic guy who steals quotes from prostitutes, complains about never getting laid, and then writes an article about The Meaning of Life that none of us get to read because it's probably trash. Speaking of trash - Here's Alec, a cheating boyfriend who went from Democrat to Republican (BARF) who's originally dating Leslie, an aloof girlfriend who should have just proposed to be in a throuple already because what the hell are we doing guys!? And last, but certainly not least... We have Billy, a sax playing maniac who needs an STD test STAT and Wendy, a girl who may wear Spanx but what she really needs to wear is some glasses, because wtf did she ever see in Billy!? Released in 1985, the movie stars Demi Moore, Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy, Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson, Ally Sheedy, Mare Winningham, and Andie MacDowell.

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Katie and Bridget put on their masks as they re-watch the out-of-context movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch! It's a movie all about how the spirit of Halloween isn't about costumes, candy, spooky things, or fun... It's about MURDER! Lots and lots of murder!!!??!?! Come along as we meet Dr. Challis, a man who likes slapping butts and making out everyone around him. When he gets thrust into a murder conspiracy involving Halloween masks, he sets off to a random small Irish town in the middle of California with Ellie - a woman who is totally not a robot, we swear. The two come across the iconic Conal Cochran, the town's cult leader/resident witch (ala season of the witch). His evil plan to, stay with us now: murder all the children in America via lasers and bugs given through Halloween masks that were augmented by a piece of Stonehedge that he stole all with the help of his AI humanoid robots *deep breathe in* is revealed and Dr. Challis has to fight to save them all from prankster death! We've got 80's sex scenes, random butts, and lots of death in this Halloween movie that features absolutely no Michael Myers! Released in 1982, it stars Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O'Herlihy, Michael Currie, and Nancy Kyes.

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Katie and Bridget drink some blood as they re-watch ANNE RICE'S: Interview with the Vampire! It's a movie all about how emo men can get when they are undead vampires that live for centuries ruining lives! Spoiler alert: they get SUPER emo! Come along as we meet Louis, the original vegetarian vampire, who has his life ruined/saved by Lestat, a vampire that is just Tom Cruise basically. The two spend their vampire lives in a relationship (with no on screen sex) just to eventually adopt a young girl into their vampire family - ruining even more lives along the way! With lots of vampire drama, a friggon vampire troope of theater kids (god help us all), and potential vampire alligators, Louis finally gets his story out to Christian Slater... Oh did we not mention that's what the interview was all about? Yup! We're convinced it was going to be the true story of all the Hollywood vampires cause damn Tom Cruise, have you ever met a wrinkle before!? Released in 1994, it stars Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Kirsten Dunst, Antonio Banderas, and Christian Slater.

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Katie and Bridget go to Spooky Island as they re-watch the live action remake: Scooby-Doo! All your favorite characters from the original cartoon are here! They're still solving mysteries! Life is good! Oh wait, sorry they all just broke up with each other and nevermind now no ones friends anymore... HEY JUST KIDDING! 2 years later and life is all good again! Don't ask us what the point of that was - we surely don't know! When Mystery Inc. gets invited to Spooky Island, they must figure out what's happening to all the Spring Break college kids... Has anyone checked on Mark McGrath? Because he might have something to do with it. Through teamwork and Scooby Snacks, the gang discovers that no big deal there's just an island cult that's stealing souls, replacing humans with monsters, brainwashing, keeping a vat full of protoplasm heads, using robots, and kidnapping Mr. Beans... All somehow orchestrated by our old dog Scrappy Doo (RIP)! It's a movie you'd probably want to smoke a doobie beforehand to really enjoy; unless you can get a ticket onto that Spooky Island plane cause DAMN where's our invite!? Released in 2002, it features an all star cast including: Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini, Rowan Atkinson, and Isla Fisher.

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Katie and Bridget turn into mice as they re-watch a nostalgic favorite of theirs: The Witches! A movie that reminds us that witches are real, some are evil, yet most are just really enthusiastic about being in a witch sorority/getting to party at a hotel with their friends once a year. Come along as we meet Luke, a little boy for some of the movie - mouse for others, who is taught all there is to know about witches by his Grandma, a woman who will write a harsh Yelp review to defend her grandson. When they vacation at a seaside hotel they quickly realize they are in the presence of not only witches but also the Grand High Witch, the most dramatic woman you've ever met in your life who SHOULD have her own reality show! Her plan to turn all the children into mice is overheard by Luke, which leads him to get turned into a mouse and therefore has to pull an Ocean's 11 heist to defeat the witches. Will Luke have to stay as a mouse forever/also live in cool ass Lego houses that Grandma built him? Is Mr. Bean out for blood in the climax of this movie!? Released in 1990, it was based on the Roald Dahl book of the same name and features Anjelica Huston, Rowan Atkinson, Mai Zetterling, and Jasen Fisher.

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Katie and Bridget fight off aliens in Vegas as they re-watch the movie: Mars Attacks! It's a weird story all about how... Well... Mars attacks! Come along as we meet a ridiculously loaded cast of characters (that we just can't name all here because it would the length of a novel) who experience an alien invasion for the books. While first thought to be peaceful because of some dipshit's weird translating device (seriously who invented that!?), the aliens quickly make it known that they are really just here to kill everyone and cause chaos. But don't worry, it's not tanks that stop them... Or the military... Or even nukes... It's actually just a senile grandma and her yodeling album! We said it before and we'll say it again: THIS MOVIE IS WEIRD! Released in 1996, it was directed by Tim Burton and was based off of the trading card series of the same name from the 60's.