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Katie and Bridget log onto AOL as they re-watch the 90's rom-com: You've Got Mail! Just when you thought that AshleyMadison was bad, we're reminded of how people were electronically cheating in their relationships well beforehand! Come along as we meet Kathleen Kelly, a woman who owns her dead mother's bookstore, a brownstone (somehow), and has a boyfriend who is really gonna love Twitter one day. Her world gets rocked when Joe Fox, a multimillionaire, decides to open up a mega bookstore across the street from her shop. What the two don't know is that they've been AOL emailing and falling for each other this entire time. That would be cute if it ended there wouldn't it? WRONG! Joe forces Kathleen's store to go out of business, everybody breaks up with their boyfriend/girlfriend, and Joe realizes he's been emailing Kathleen - keeps it a secret from her - and then does psychological warfare to force her to hang out with him/start to like him AND SOMEHOW IT WORKS! ...We know. It sounds like a horror movie. But nope! It's a rom-com! Yay! Released in 1998, it stars Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks, Greg Kinnear, Parker Posey, Jean Stapleton, Steve Zahn,
Heather Burns, and Dave Chappelle.

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Katie and Bridget go to the Coco Bongo Club as they re-watch a very nostalgic movie: The Mask! Come along to Edge City (DON'T WORRY THIS MOVIE IS RATED PG!) where we meet Stanley Ipkiss, a grown man with stable income, a loving dog, and nice housing who is considered a "loser" because he "can't get a date"... Yup, what a loser! When he finds a mask floating in the city's toxic river he puts it on only to then transform into a chaotic cartoon character of a horny man. You thought that was crazy? Don't worry, we've also got the mob in this PG movie! Led by gangster Dorian who's out to rob banks, murder people, and possibly blow up his girlfriend Tina as well as his club (?). When Stanley's shenanigans get him wrapped up in all things felonies, it's up to The Mask (and arguably his dog Milo - who deserves a Dog-Oscar/Doscar) to save the day! Will Stanley be able to avoid jail time and get to make out with Tina? Is he also Cuban Pete, the king of the Rumba Beat!? Where he plays the maracas and goes Chick-Chicky-Boom Chick-Chicky-Boom!?! Released in 1994, it stars Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert, Peter Greene, Amy Yasbeck, and Richard Jeni.

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Katie and Bridget do a blood pact as they re-watch the movie: Practical Magic! It's a story about love, loss, witches, possibly vampires, FBI investigations, tequila, gardening, sisterhood... Honestly, the list goes on and on for this plot-packed movie. Come along as we meet sisters Sally and Gillian, two witches that get to live with their kooky aunts when their parents both die! Thanks Death Beetle! When they grow up they experience love and loss - one through the actual definition of that sentiment, while the other may or may not have been hypnotized by Dracula and subsequently held hostage by him. When they kill him/it, plot #57 takes place where they attempt to cover up the murder that ended up not really being a murder because then a couple scenes later there's a possession... And also an exorcism... AND ALSO ANOTHER LOVE STORY! ...Guys, this movie's got a lot going on okay!? Released in 1998, it stars Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Stockard Channing, Dianne Wiest, Goran Visnjic, and Aidan Quinn.

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Katie and Bridget get lost in the jungle as they re-watch the 80's movie: Predator! Come along as we follow a bunch of muscled, sweaty men (not Magic Mikes, unfortunately) who are traveling through the jungle in search of saving some hostages. What they don't know is that they are being hunted by an invisible being. Spoiler alert: it's the mofo Predator! When the men start getting killed off one by one they resort to blowing everything up, destroying the local ecosystem - via blowing everything up, and continuing to shoot guns even when their arms are blown off. But all that fails because what they really needed was mud! ...Just some mud! We've got Arnolds! We've got gratuitous violence! We've got Microsoft Paint CGI! We've even got a Predator that laughs at the end because why the fuck not! Released in 1987, it stars a cast of characters played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, Bill Duke, Jesse Ventura, Sonny Landham, Richard Chaves, and Shane Black.

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Katie and Bridget go and plant some flowers (since this movie doesn't have any) as they re-watch: Garden State! It's a movie that checks all the quirky bingo boxes INCLUDING having your star be Zach Braff! Come along as we meet Andrew, an emotionally stunted man who is traveling back to his home state of New Jersey for his paraplegic Mother's funeral! Oh did we mention that he had accidently caused his Mom's paraplegia? By pushing her when he was 9 years old and she accidently hit her neck? Then his Dad (who's also his psychiatrist) decided to send him away for years and years to boarding schools so they didn't have to live with him anymore? ...Yeah it's all kind of messed up! But when Andrew meets Sam, a woman who does not have brain damage but does have a pet semetary in her backyard, he discovers what it means to truly feel things again! Released in 2004, it was written and directed by Zach Braff who stars alongside Natalie Portman, Peter Sarsgaard, and Ian Holm.

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Katie and Bridget hire Quint from Jaws to keep watch over their surfing competition as they re-watch the inspirational movie: Soul Surfer! Based on the true story of Bethany Hamilton, who had her left arm bitten off by a shark while surfing and lived to tell the tale. Bethany's a competitive pre-teen who gets right back into surfing after her accident, but realizes that her life won't ever be the same. With the support of her parents - who may or may not be secret billionaires - she works towards getting herself back to competitive surfing with some strategic planning and lots of training. There's also Carrie Underwood... She's there too... Boy, she tries... Anyway! Will Bethany learn to reclaim all the surfing glory she once had? Is "wangle" a new word that we now will be using in our everyday vocabulary!? Released in 2011, it stars AnnaSophia Robb, Helen Hunt, Dennis Quaid, Carrie Underwood, Kevin Sorbo, and Lorraine Nicholson.

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Katie and Bridget enter a surf contest where everybody dies as they re-watch the movie: Blue Crush! It's a movie all about how hard work and perseverance will help you win the surfing contest... Even though our main character ABANDONS hard work to hook up with a random man and LOSES the surfing competition but still gets herself on the front cover of surfing magazine! ....!?!?!?? Listen, this movie clearly hit it's head on the reef, okay!? Come along as we meet Anne Marie, a pro hoe who yes, forgets about training for a surf competition because she meets a pro football player who gives her attention. Along with her friends Eden and Lena, they all work towards earning a living and helping to raise Anne Marie's younger sister Penny, a 12 year old who binge drinks on weekdays. Will Anne Marie be able to refocus and get her life back together before the tournament? Did the editor of this movie snort WAYY too much cocaine while working on it!? Released in 2002, it stars Kate Bosworth, Michelle Rodriguez, Matthew Davis, Sanoe Lake, Mika Boorem, and Faizon Love.

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Katie and Bridget break whales out of captivity as they re-watch the 90's movie: Free Willy! It's a story all about how unconditional love for an orphan and/or a kidnapped orca will lead to wholesome moments AND iconic Michael Jackson songs! Come along as we meet Jessie, an orphan who hates everyone and everything, except for his new bff Willy the killer whale. When Jessie gets a 12 year old job at the adventure park where Willy lives, they form a bond centered around shared trauma, fish, and angst. After Jessie discovers that the owners of the park are going to try to kill Willy for insurance money (this is apparently a real thing!!!), it's up to him and his adult friends to help bust Willy out and return him to his family - who have straight up just been living in ocean like ten feet away from the park this entire time. Will Willy be able to jump the jetty and make it back to his family in time? Did this movie actually shoot a giant mechanical whale over a child actor to get their money shot!? Released in 1993, it stars Jason James Richter, Lori Petty, Michael Madsen, Jayne Atkinson, August Schellenberg, and Michael Ironside.