Episodes

  • 1122 RIZZO & JEFF'S 2024 SHOWMAGEDDON... WE MADE IT, SANS DUNKIN

    1122 RIZZO & JEFF'S 2024 SHOWMAGEDDON... WE MADE IT, SANS DUNKIN
    Nov 22 2024
    THE APOCALYPSE!! A dusting of snow and Asheville shuts down...Rizzo & Jeff aren't deterred...Paul Reiser met his wife at a comedy club...She was a cocktail waitress...Who cares...Wiz wit or wiz witout...The Hallmark Movie about the Kansas City Chiefs and Taylor Swift takes a trip to Philly to order cheesesteaks...Joe Biden is from Ireland now...The president welcomed the Boston Celtics to The White House to celebrate their championship and he told us the name The Secret Service has for him..."Celtic"...#showusyourhole...That is actually a pothole campaign for Kenosha, Wisconsin...The comments on the county Facebook page are insane...We had to read them...Where are you in your life where you dress as Michael Jackson and perform at a retirement community? Ask Grizzelda...She was the woman that put it down on the King of Pop...The KFC lickable wrapping paper has completely sold out...Lowes is hooking people up with full Thanksgiving dinners here in Asheville on Tuesday...We walked through how to curate the perfect fast food Thanksgiving dinner...A couple got pregnant in prison without even meeting each other...They would pass the stuff through the vent 5 times a day with saran wrap and then she would administer it...Hollywood is getting weird...We have determined that Martha Stewart is a call girl and Paul Rieser is a call boy? Or at least we think so...Ever been gummed? A senior citizen broke into his neighbor's house, and he was caught because he left his dentures behind...Dentures have a distinct code on them that identifies them with the individual...Do you have a middle-aged friend that needs to be told that they aren't going to make it as a musician? Thanks to PNC we found out that the 12 days of Christmas cost about 40K...A man was close to dying after being diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria on his butt...A Virginia woman pushed her husband to disembowel a pizza shop worker for botching her order...A man has not used shampoo in 8 years...Break out the sleds and while sledding, make sure to check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • 1121 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Class of 1939 BACKS IT UP, The McRib is BACK fat, Rizzo RAPS ELLEN and NC BE SHAMED... CLAY AIKEN is Invisable!

    1121 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Class of 1939 BACKS IT UP, The McRib is BACK fat, Rizzo RAPS ELLEN and NC BE SHAMED... CLAY AIKEN is Invisable!
    Nov 21 2024
    The Cataloochee ski slope lights are on, let's get Thursday going...A 97 year old woman wanted to relive her cheerleading years and put it down at her alma mater...A store opened that serves junk...Like legit junk...Erasers, broken trophies, bottle caps...If you are drowning at sea do you trust Matthew McConaughey...He tested the buoyancy of several doors on the gulf and he felt there was room for two on that door from the Titanic...The TV talk show circuit is getting worse by the day...Paul Reiser was a guest on a show talking about his marriage...Snooze...Then we get to The Family Feud talking about stripper poles and booty juice...Logan Paul sent a doppelganger to an interview who wanted to interview him about his cryptocurrency investments...Perdue has invented the Chiclucken...It starts with an herbed chicken nugget stuffing nestled against hickory-smoked chicken strips, resting between chicken “chorizo” butter and chicken cordon bleu dip – all inside a whole chicken...Speaking of chicken...KFC now has wrapping paper that you can lick...Ralph Macchio got a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame...Everyone seems to be getting one...As we expanded on the convo we realized Richard Karn is a hose liar...The hose he hocks suck...Wayne Knight can not find work since he lost a bunch of weight...Some people belong chunky...The McRib is BACK on 12/3...Are you a McRibber? North Carolina's native son Clay Aiken isn't happy with the current American Idol judges...We feel he is still salty about NC not voting for him for congress...Ellen DeGeneres has some good follow through...Of all the celebrities that said they would leave the US if Trump won, Ellen was the one that left...She moved with her wife to England...Adam Schefter is a complete liar...They asked him about the weirdest place he broke a story, and he made up that he did it while with a lady for the first time...Goo Goo Dolls "Iris" is now certified Diamond... Pizza Hut has a pizza with a whole frog on it in China...A dog sitter was busted for making Onlyfans video in the dog owners bathroom...A spider smuggler was caught with over 300 tarantula's under his vest at an airport...Feel free to be caught listening to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • 1120 Rizzo & Jeff (A Dallop of Dolly, Leno takes a HUGE Tumble and Winkler LOVES a Meercat)

    1120 Rizzo & Jeff (A Dallop of Dolly, Leno takes a HUGE Tumble and Winkler LOVES a Meercat)
    Nov 20 2024
    Let's start your day with a dollop of Dolly...Dolly Parton has a new eau de toilette...Hearing Dolly really uplifts our spirits...There is a guy going around to Target and hanging in the greeting card aisle and dumping his trauma on folks...Meet crack dad...A daughter wonders why her dad's crack is out whenever he is working on the car...That was Opening Audio today...Maybe some folks are just meant for final destination...Folks on a cruise were listening to the Titanic theme song play through the speakers, and then the ship started to tip sideways...What has gone on with the talk show circuit lately...The days of Sally Jessy, Phil Donahue and even Maury are over...We now get Henry Winkler talking about being peed on by meerkats...Trump has chosen Dr. Oz to run medicaid and medicare...Yesterday we talked about the feds raiding Diddy's cell and taking notes and papers to his lawyers...The judge declared that they would be destroyed...Jake Paul and Mike Tyson drew in 108 million viewers worldwide...The son of a couple that lives in The Villages in Florida was arrested for what officers called "jiggling his junk" to other people that live there...The minute you enter The Villages your clothes seem to explode off of your body...We need to check in on Jay Leno...He tumbled down a 60ft mountain hitting several rocks on the way...Half of his face is black and blue...He broke his wrist and he lost a fingernail...BTW, he was staying at a Hampton Inn...Naked Dr. Dave...A naturist doctor is under investigation for being nude at his office...There is a video of him walking around with co-workers like nothing is going on...How would you fair if this was your doctor? A substitute bus driver dropped off more than 40 school children in the dark at a cemetery because he was frustrated...Asheville will really not see snow, as is the rumor...A man is suing Netflix over the awful experience from watching the fight on Friday...Lets pull a Denton...Roblox is giving parents control of their kids Roblox account...You can modify the time they use it and block private messaging...There should be no parental control when it comes to listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • 1119 Rizzo & Jeff Show WW3... AHEM WHOOPI and UNCLE RICHIE meets The NOTORIOUS P.I.G.

    1119 Rizzo & Jeff Show WW3... AHEM WHOOPI and UNCLE RICHIE meets The NOTORIOUS P.I.G.
    Nov 19 2024
    Everyone ready for Uncle Richie the confirmed bachelor to show up for the holidays? Let's get the show going with Opening Audio...A woman has a pizza trick where you flip the pizza upside down...Then smack it against the wall and flip it right side up...It gets rid of the grease...A pig named Notorious P.I.G. was not compliant when he was trying to be wrangled...Another annoying wacky voice guy...A guy ordered Popeye's Chicken as Popeye...Steve Urkel channeled his inner R&B soul for the cover of his new memoir...What a trio of grannies we have...One is 93 and works at McDonalds every day...Another grandmother was pulled over and admitted to having cocaine...And the final grandmother is a world class powerlifter...We are boring...The boil water advisory has been lifted...Evander Holyfield wants to fight Mike Tyson...He wants to "run it back"...Diddy claims federal agents raided his cell and took notes to his lawyers among other things...WWW World War Whoopi...Whoopi tried to use politics to ruin a bakery in New York and it isn't going in her favor...The bakery has done record sales...A woman is going viral because she pulled up to a drive-thru wanting a small fry but the worker was using the restroom and told her she would have to wait...A woman was arrested because when she left home to take her other child to the doctor her 10 year old walked in town to the store...She was arrested 5 hours later for reckless endangerment...That is our Listener Court today...Rizzo took the win...Let the kids roam free...Jeff Bezos backs the development of fart vaccines to help save the planet...They say livestock is responsible for 14% of the greenhouse gas emissions...Have you already put up your Christmas tree? Well then you are a narcissist...If listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show makes you a narcissist, then so be it!!
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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • 1118 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: Moranis Watch, Danny Devito's Workout Routine and Urkel is HUNG & WE GOT ROSIE BACK!!! Hold Please...

    1118 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: Moranis Watch, Danny Devito's Workout Routine and Urkel is HUNG & WE GOT ROSIE BACK!!! Hold Please...
    Nov 18 2024
    Queen Latifah starring in a reboot of Showgirls? Well in our heads...That kicked off the show Monday...Arnold Schwarzenegger bopped the nanny...We forgot about that...He made a love song...A woman in her wedding vows said that she would let her husband go to Detroit Lions games whenever he wants...Ya...Good luck man...Terry Bradshaw has hits? A cop loves to come on and tell stories about criminals and he references Terry Bradshaw tracks...Just go for it Jeff Goldblum...Maybe just attempt it...Jeff wanted to be a mime growing up...We contend that would have been a good gig for him...Steve Urkel had to change pants on the later seasons of Family Matters because of his junk...He has a new memoir and he also stated he was jealous that "the big guy" got invited to Diddy parties but he didn't...Potable and drinkable water could be back by tomorrow night...Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy...Diddy is accused of obstructing justice from behind bars...He is working on ways to influence the jury pool among other things...Why does People Magazine have someone to specifically follow around Rick Moranis and let us know what he is doing? BTW he went out and took a stroll in NYC over the weekend...That's it...That's the story...We recapped the Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight...Was it rigged...Was it not...But it was all polished off with a little Mike Tyson tush...Hold Please! We thought that Rosie O'Donnell had blocked us and we were no longer friends on TikTok...We sent her a private message and she accepted us back...Hi Rosie...Rosie has accepted our friend request on TikTok and we found out she is getting hip surgery for squirrels and putting together 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzles...A granny ordered an $11 tuna fish sandwich on an airplane, and when she refused to pay for it because it was soggy, they escorted her off the plane with armed guards...There are feral emu's named Thelma & Louise running around South Carolina...A woman ran the NYC Marathon absolutely hammered...Danny DeVito stays fit by jumping up and down on a trampoline for 15 minutes...Let's hope while he's doing it that he's listening to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • 1115 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Rosie Goes PRIVATE, Whoopi gets PRIVATE & We Meet KITTY

    1115 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Rosie Goes PRIVATE, Whoopi gets PRIVATE & We Meet KITTY
    Nov 15 2024
    Rosie has gone private...Our weekly Rosie O'Donnell ramblings have ended due to Rosie making her TikTok private...There is an artificial intelligence granny that you can use to handle scammers that call you...The granny kept one on the phone for an hour and ten minutes...We want the joy this one man had...Him and his wife had to drop a fecal sample to the doctor and all they had was a birthday gift bag and he found it beyond hilarious...Whoopi likes to be eaten from time to time...Her words...For her 69th birthday she got a wheel of cheese with her face on it...Some of these old Diddy clips from TV show appearances now feel uncomfortable...We found a clip of him with 3 teen boys...One they couldn't wake up and his suggestion was sticking a toy helicopter down the kids pants and turning it on...We tell you about the seniors all the time...A 94 year old woman sings Etta James during the day and thinks she is a Vegas Showgirl, and at night she is a part of a cheerleading squad...Martha Stewart's prison inmate is blowing the whistle on her about their time in prison...The woman is the Boston Cocaine Queenpin, and she says Martha promised her a million dollars...Elon Musk is working on a starship that can get you from New York to London in 30 minutes...KFC is suing Churches Chicken over the use of "Original Recipe" ...Mike Tyson has lost it...In talking with a 10 year old reporter, he let the kid know that when you die you will just be dust...A woman freeze dried her cat named Kitty Kitty...It was born in 1992...A man shot another man for basically saying his dog looked malnourished...What do they want to give Pam Anderson? We played a clip of her new movie and Charles wanted to figure it out so badly...There is talk she should get an Oscar for her performance..."Holiday Touchdown" A Chiefs Love Story is coming and Andy Reid is going to be in the film...A secret service agent used The Obama's Hawaii mansion to get it on with his lover...A woman posed as a nurse in a hospital for months...The Oxford word of the year voting is out...We voted for SLOP...What is not SLOP is this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 1114 Rizzo & Jeff talk to Viral Helene victim Lisa & discuss STARS who are in DESPERATE NEED of Money!!!

    1114 Rizzo & Jeff talk to Viral Helene victim Lisa & discuss STARS who are in DESPERATE NEED of Money!!!
    Nov 14 2024
    The eating guinea pig convo from yesterday seemed to continue this morning before we got to Opening Audio...A woman purchased an electromagnetic force field on Temu to help against snow piling up on her windshield...There is always a drunk guy on the plane...On a recent flight a man HAD to sing Sweet Caroline on the plane and get everyone to sing along...Can someone tase him? Is Steve Harvey putting plants on The Family Feud? It's certainly starting to feel like it...We don't talk about elder love enough...Not "we" as in Rizzo & Jeff, because we are obsessed with it...But we as a collective...The Golden Bachelorette chose Chock Chapple over Guy Gansert...Chock me all day baby...CARTWRIGHT!! The Muppets are in trouble...The Church of Scientology wants to take over the studio where the Muppets are filmed...No worries...John Mayer is coming in for the save....Maybe...The first sight of possibly any snow could happen 2/1/25...There might be none at all...The world's highest paid actor is Adam Sandler...He earned $73 million...A man was found dead inside of a Planet Fitness tanning bed...He had been there for 3 days...Revenue is down for Papa Johns...We investigate why...Some former workers say the chicken smells like cat food and the salami sits out for weeks...Just dip it all in the garlic butter sauce...Al Roker wants and needs his hush puppies...Roker got the hush puppies back on the menu at Red Lobster...If you hear a tummy rumbling on the 3rd hour of the Today Show, it's him...We spoke to a woman named Lisa who was just cut out of her driveway from Helene by locals just looking to help...We will not forget about the people still affected here...Mark Zuckerburg has a new awkward song that he remade...It was Lil Jon's "Get Low" and man was it brutal...Now Jason Kelce & Steve Nicks have a Christmas song out now...America's most used password is "secret"...The sweater vest fashion from the 90's is back...What never goes out of style is The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Check out our Thursday edition of the show!!
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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • 1113 Rizzo & Jeff (WEIRD RESTROOM GUY & GOAT CHAT SANDWHICHED BETWEEN EATING GUINEA PIGS)

    1113 Rizzo & Jeff (WEIRD RESTROOM GUY & GOAT CHAT SANDWHICHED BETWEEN EATING GUINEA PIGS)
    Nov 13 2024
    Getting hot this morning with sausages and frozen nuggets for you to kick off the show this Wednesday...As we kicked off Opening Audio Rizzo went between a weird public restroom guy and Pee Wee Herman...Is there a place in town where we can spin a Lazy Susan full of sausages to sample? A man messed up a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune that had to do with sampling sausage...Do you like dino nuggets? We heard a song that taught us the history of nuggets and then dino nuggets...25 of the 43 monkeys are still on the loose in Yemassee, SC...That's not their big problem...Yesterday there was a macaroni spill on a highway there...It was described as a "sea of macaroni"...Well I'll be a monkey's uncle...Drew Barrymore is now the close talker...On her show she got super close to Martha Stewart and Martha shoved her back...Britney Spears will make her final 20k a month child support payment to Kevin Federline this Friday...Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce had their homes broken into a few weeks ago when they were at an away game in New Orleans...Searches for Wicked.com have exploded over the past few days after Mattel accidentally put it on the back of their dolls...A man went through drastic measures of faking his own death to meet up with a woman in Uzbekistan...Double passports...Hard drives wiped out...You name it...Be careful of the bombing whoopsies there Ryan Borgwardt...We talked to David Burke who runs an organization called Operation Thanksgiving Blessings and is cooking 5000 Thanksgiving dinners for Western North Carolina the day before Thanksgiving...Would you eat a guinea pig? A restaurant in NYC is selling them for $110, and there is a waiting list to get in...Btw the head is the best part they say...John Krasinski is People's Sexiest Man Alive...What about Mel Brooks? My Little Pony, Transformers and Phase 10 have made it into this year's Toy Hall of Fame...Avoid showing your tush to people when the supermoon arrives this week and just focus on listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 35 mins