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Fruit Flies, Amazon, Stairs, and Chairs – Pure Podcast Mayhem!

This week’s episode is an absolute rollercoaster of random debates, weird hypotheticals, and hot NFL QBs. 🏈🔥

First, Happy Birthday David Bowie, but we’re tackling the real issues—Is it pronounced “Boh-ee” or “Bow-ee”? (Spoiler: we still don’t agree.) Then it’s onto fruit fly invasions and a round of Try Not to Say the Same Answer that we should have put a little more thought into.

We’re testing our brand knowledge by guessing companies’ original logos and flexing our movie knowledge with Guess the Movie from the Cast (yes, Mars Attacks made the list).

The chaos continues with:
🎬 Genius movie ideas that Hollywood needs to call us about
📦 Record-breaking number Amazon orders in 2024 – what did we even buy?
🏆 Hot Guy Draft – NFL QB Edition (brace yourself for some serious debates)

Plus, we rang in the new year, but the people in NYC are psychotic; and see if Chris can survive the American Citizenship Test (it’s not looking good).

And as always, Random Questions delivers absolute gold:

Are there more chairs or stairs in the world?

• When the pope dies… is it a promotion or termination?
• Kirby vs. Kirby – what happens if they inhale each other?
• Conjoined twin crimes – how does that sentencing work?

To top it off, we play Million Dollars, But…, write another 20-word story, and dive into Ask Reddit’s most pointless rules in society that we all still follow.

So come join us – grab a drink, sit back, and let the nonsense unfold! 🍻

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:32 – IS IT PRONOUNCED “BOH-EE” OR “BOW-EE”?
4:22 – OPENING QUESTION
8:50 – ATTACK OF THE FRUIT FLIES
11:13 – TRY NOT TO SAY THE SAME ANSWER
15:31 – GUESS THE COMPANY’S ORIGINAL LOGO
25:19 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE CAST
39:48 – GENIUS MOVIE IDEA
41:48 – NEW RECORD FOR AMAZON ORDERS
45:19 – HOT GUY DRAFT – NFL QB EDITION
51:21 – 20 WORD STORY
52:18 – NEW YEARS IN NYC
57:47 – AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP TEST
1:04:21 – MILLION DOLLARS, BUT…
1:09:26 – RANDOM QUESTIONS
1:20:55 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS A POINTLESS RULE IN SOCIETY WE ALL STILL FOLLOW?
1:27:39 – OUTRO

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Medusa’s Pubes, Best Buy Beef, and Appliance Brackets – Kicking Off the New Year!

Happy New Year! 🎉 It’s 2024, but don’t expect any “new year, new us” nonsense—we’re keeping the same chaotic energy. This week’s episode is packed with the most random (and hilarious) debates yet.

First up: Best Buy is heightist (seriously, what’s with those top-shelf TVs?), and we take a deep dive into the age-old question—what are Medusa’s pubes made out of? 🐍

We’re recapping the best and worst of 2024 so far, revisiting Christmas highlights, and drafting the best household appliances in a bracket showdown that somehow gets way too competitive.

Sports fans, we didn’t forget you—we’re ranking the Top 5 return TD leaders of all time and testing movie buffs with Guess the Movie from the Cast. 🎬

But that’s not all:
🤯 What if humans couldn’t lie?
💰 Which media franchises are worth the most (you’ll be shocked at #1)?
🌙 Chris shares his weirdest dreams (and yes, they’re as bizarre as you’d expect).

Plus, we’re diving into Ask Reddit’s greatest hits:

• What profession seems less impressive as you age?
• What’s something that annoys you but doesn’t bother anyone else?

Oh, and did we go viral? You’ll have to listen to find out. 🍻

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:36 – BEST BUY IS HEIGHTIST!
7:12 – WHAT ARE MEDUSA’S PUBES MADE OUT OF?
12:25 – NEW YEAR, SAME US
15:21 – 2024 RECAP
27:03 – CURRENT EVENTS
31:19 – TOP 5 RETURN TD LEADERS OF ALL-TIME
35:31 – CHRISTMAS RECAP
36:51 – HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE BRACKET
45:38 – GUESS THE MOVIE BASED ON THE CAST
55:54 – WHAT IF HUMANS COULDN’T LIE?
1:00:41 – 20 WORD STORY
1:01:39 – MEDIA FRANCHISES NET WORTH
1:05:13 – CHRIS’S DREAMS
1:08:28 – DID WE GO VIRAL!?
1:09:52 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT PROFESSION HAS BECOME LESS IMPRESSIVE THE OLDER YOU’VE GOTTEN?
1:19:06 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING THAT ANNOYS YOU THAT DOESN’T BOTHER ANYONE ELSE?
1:24:41 – OUTRO

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Santa’s on the Run & Die Hard Debates: A Very Pour Choices Christmas! 🎅🎄

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the holiday madness—and it’s not all candy canes and snowflakes. Kicking things off, Santa lands at #1 on the FBI’s Most Wanted List (seriously, what’s he hiding?), and we settle once and for all if Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

From there, it’s full-on holiday spirit:
🎁 Favorite Christmas gifts and wild Christmas scenarios
📜 A chaotic Dear Santa ad-lib letter you won’t want to miss
🎬 A Christmas movie bracket showdown (hot takes incoming!)

But we’re not stopping there—
🔔 Can you blind rank Christmas traditions without offending grandma?
🎅 Is believing in Santa good for kids, or just a setup for disappointment?
🧸 Chronologically sort top-selling Christmas gifts from the past decades.

And of course, Ask Reddit hits us with the tough questions:

• What do you hate about Christmas?
• White lights or multicolor on the tree?
• Real or fake tree?

Grab your eggnog, get cozy by the fire, and let’s unravel the best (and weirdest) parts of Christmas. 🍻

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:45 – SANTA IS #1 ON FBI’S MOST WANTED LIST!
12:57 – IS DIE HARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE!?
34:29 – CHRISTMAS SCENARIOS
37:51 – FAVORITE CHRISTMAS GIFT
40:30 – DEAR SANTA (AN AD LIB LETTER)
44:54 – CHRISTMAS MOVIE BRACKET
48:39 – BLIND RANKING CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS
51:20 – IS THE BELIEVING IN SANTA GOOD OR BAD?
55:50 – WHY WE STOPPED BELIEVING IN SANTA
1:01:04 – PUT THESE TOP SELLING CHRISTMAS GIFTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
1:05:08 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT CHRISTMAS?
1:15:49 – ASK REDDIT – WHITE OR MULTICOLOR LIGHTS ON A CHRISTMAS TREE?
1:18:48 – CHRISTMAS TREE PREFERENCES
1:21:30 – OUTRO

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From Poisonous Grapes to Greatest Touchdowns: A Hilarious Holiday Mix!

Get ready for a jam-packed episode that blends holiday cheer, random debates, and total nonsense! This week kicks off with a beer conundrum— Is a fruity sour similar to a chocolate stout?—as we dive into this week’s Pour Choices.

From there, we’re tackling life’s most random questions:

🍇 How many grapes would you eat when each bite is a chance of death?

📺 Can you guess the top 10 TV shows of all time?

🌨️ How about the top 10 snowiest cities in the U.S.?

It wouldn’t be the holidays without Christmas dad jokes and a debate over the top 10 Christmas songs of all time—let the chaos ensue! 🎄 Plus, we’re drafting the greatest touchdowns ever and spilling the tea on athletes’ weird pregame rituals.

The fun doesn’t stop there:

Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin? Who said it?

Things you can say about your _____, but not your spouse 😳

Hilarious stories of how spousal fights began.

We’re also answering wild Ask Reddit questions, debating whether a song needs words to be considered a song, and attempting to write yet another 20-word story.

Whether you’re here for the drafts (pun intended), debates, or pure randomness, this episode is guaranteed to make you laugh, think, and maybe even question your love of grapes. Grab a drink and join us! 🍻

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
5:10 – FRUITY SOUR = CHOCOLATE STOUT
6:38 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
8:56 – STOLEN IDENTITY
13:54 – HOW MANY GRAPES WOULD YOU EAT?
15:54 – GUESS THE TOP 10 TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME
21:18 – WHO SAID IT – HOMER SIMPSON OR PETER GRIFFIN?
24:03 – GUESS THE TOP 10 SNOWIEST CITIES IN THE U.S.
32:18 – CHRISTMAS DAD JOKES
36:20 – ATHLETES PREGAME RITUALS
39:30 – HOW THESE NBA TEAMS GOT THEIR NAMES – SOUTHWEST DIVISION
44:13 – GREATEST TOUCHDOWNS DRAFT
48:48 – THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT YOUR _____, BUT NOT YOUR SPOUSE
51:05 – THAT’S WHEN THE FIGHT BEGAN
54:57 – TOP 10 CHRISTMAS SONGS OF ALL TIME
1:02:30 – MORE JOBS OR VEHICLES IN A LIFETIME?
1:05:27 – 20 WORD STORY
1:06:23 – RANDOM $H!T
1:12:28 – DOES A SONG HAVE TO HAVE WORDS?
1:14:47 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU REMIND YOURSELF OF WHEN THINGS GET HARD?
1:19:32 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ARE SOME UNWRITTEN RULES?
1:28:17 – OUTRO

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"From Ants to Christmas: Wild Debates and Hot Takes!"

Strap in for another wild episode of chaos, laughs, and debates! 🐜 Chris is back with an ant follow-up (yes, still ants), and David’s getting called out for being an @$$hol3—surprise, surprise.

We’re diving into post-Thanksgiving recovery, debating everything from $3x toys vs. fireworks to rollercoasters vs. horror movies, and putting our geography skills to the test with Guess the State from the A.I.-Generated Image.

The gloves come off in the ultimate showdown: Disneyland vs. Disney World 🏰, while we sprinkle in some Christmas hot takes guaranteed to ruffle some feathers. We also try our hand at creating a 20-word story, tackle some hilarious rounds of Would You Rather, and share how we’re finally getting into the Christmas spirit. 🎄

But wait, there’s more:

Jerry Jeudy’s old tweets 🤦

Pacific Division NBA team name origins 🏀

This week’s Pour Choices 🍺

A spicy debate on the 2nd Amendment

And a classic game of Million Dollars, But…

Whether you’re still stuffed from Thanksgiving or decking the halls, this episode has something for everyone. Grab a drink, settle in, and let’s get into it! 🍻

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:42 – CHRIS’S ANT FOLLOW UP
6:48 – DAVID’S AN @$$HOL3
17:00 – POST THANKSGIVNIG LIFE?
18:28 – THIS OR THAT? $3X TOY OR FIREWORK?
23:43 – THIS OR THAT? ROLLERCOASTER – OR HORROR MOVIE?
28:08 – GUESS THE STATE FROM THE A.I. GENERATED IMAGE
32:20 – DISNEYLAND VS DISNEY WORLD
33:17 – CHRISTMAS HOT TAKES
41:34 – 20 WORD STORY
42:59 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
47:20 – GETTING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
49:41 – JERRY JEUDY’S OLD TWEETS
51:10 – HOW THESE NBA TEAMS GOT THEIR NAMES – PACIFIC DIVISION
56:08 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
59:03 – 2nd AMMENDMENT
1:01:49 – MILLION DOLLARS, BUT…
1:04:33 – OUTRO

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Slurpies, Sawdust, and Salary Wars: A Wild Ride!

Buckle up, folks—this week’s episode is pure chaos, and we’re not apologizing for it. Ever wondered what sawdust and Rice Krispie treats have in common? Or what happens when someone really has to go and a Slurpie is nearby? Yeah, we went there.

We’re keeping the laughs rolling with some ridiculous games:

🗣️ Who said it: Donald Trump or Mr. Burns?
🐴 My Little Pony or Pornstar?
🐾 Guess these animals' life expectancy!

On top of all that nonsense, we dive into fantasy football team names, revisit Doordash disasters, and play salary roulette with fictional characters. Plus, we uncover the origins of NBA team names (Northwest Division, anyone?) and drop the top 10 NFL teams with the highest winning percentage.

Oh, and for the linguists out there? We butcher how to pronounce Florida town names. 🙃

This week’s Pour Choices is smoother than the segues in this episode, and we tackle weird flexes and regrettable knowledge in Ask Reddit.

Pour a drink, grab some Rice Krispie treats (sans sawdust, please), and join us for a ride you didn’t know you needed! 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:34 – SAWDUST IN RICE KRISPIE TREATS
4:32 – PISSING IN SLURPIES
6:38 – WHO SAID IT – DONALD TRUMP OR MR. BURNS?
10:37 – MY LITTLE PONY OR PORNSTAR?
16:22 – GUESS WHAT THESE THINGS ARE
30:48 – FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES
33:24 – GUESS THESE ANIMALS LIFE EXPECTANCY
40:08 – MORE DOORDASH WOES
42:18 – WHICH FICTIONAL CHARACTER HAS A HIGHER SALARY?
44:49 – HOW THESE NBA TEAMS GOT THEIR NAMES – NORTHWEST DIVISION
52:50 – TOP 10 NFL TEAMS WITH HIGHEST WINNING PERCENTAGE
55:57 – HOW TO PRONOUNCE FLORIDA TOWN NAMES
1:01:29 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
1:03:31 – WHO DECIDES WHAT A “DEFECT” IS?
1:04:49 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR WEIRD FLEX?
1:12:49 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S ONE THING YOU COULD HAVE LIVED WITHOUT KNOWING?
1:15:33 – OUTRO

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GOBBLE, GOBBLE! Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone! This week, we’re bringing the heat with an action-packed episode full of laughs, debates, and absolute chaos. We kick things off with some life lessons (what advice would you give your 18-year-old self?) before diving headfirst into the holiday spirit.

🎤 Rapid-Fire Thanksgiving Trivia? You bet.
🍗 Why turkey? Yeah, we’re wondering that too.
🏆 Thanksgiving Draft? We’re picking the ultimate holiday dream team.

Chris even shares his go-to Thanksgiving meal (spoiler: it’s not turkey!), and we tackle one of the most ridiculous debates yet: “Blind people can’t hear”—wait, what?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We’ve got Black Friday horror stories, memorable Thanksgiving moments, and a deep dive into how Central Division NBA teams got their names. Plus, Chris tries explaining movie plots… poorly.

This week’s Pour Choices features a beer that’s too wild to describe (and David still hasn’t recovered). And our Ask Reddit questions are chef’s kiss:

What’s the worst pain you’ve ever experienced?
What’s the funniest Urban Dictionary definition?

Now, grab a plate, a drink, and settle in—this Thanksgiving episode is stuffed with all the fixings (and a whole lot of nonsense)! Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:26 – WHAT PIECE OF ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR 18-YEAR-OLD SELF?4:33 – TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING!
9:26 – RAPID FIRE THANKSGIVING TRIVIA17:25 – SONGS GETTING STUCK IN YOUR HEAD
23:45 – WHY TURKEY?
28:07 – CHRIS RUDD
30:40 – GO TO THANKSGIVING MEAL
34:28 – BLIND PEOPLE CAN’T HEAR
35:00 – THANKSGIVING DRAFT
40:47 – BLACK FRIDAY HORROR STORIES
44:48 – MEMORABLE THANKSGIVINGS
47:15 – HOW THESE NBA TEAMS GOT THEIR NAMES – CENTRAL DIVISION
52:53 – EXPLAIN A FILM PLOT POORLY
1:01:03 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
1:03:38 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST PAIN YOU’VE EVER EXPERIENCED?
1:08:59 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION?1:16:57 – OUTRO

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‘TIS THE SEASON! Or is it...? Welcome back everyone! This we talk Christmas, and when the season starts. Is it the day after Thanksgiving? Is it November 1st? Let’s debate! We’ve got games! 6, 12, 18, 24; Blind ranking Christmas movies; “Real or Fake – Soccer players”; and getting rid of 10 U.S. States. We’ve also got Chris’s Top 5 most hated things, and a 30 second rant about each of them! We talk the new Call of Duty, NFL mid-season award odds, unbelievable NFL stats, and how the NBA southeast teams got their names. This weeks “Ask Reddit” is – if video killed the radio star, what did the internet kill? Join us for all this and more! Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:55 – 6, 12, 18, 24
4:32 – TOP 5 MOST HATED THINGS
21:07 – WHEN DOES CHRISTMAS SEASON START?
26:52 – BLIND RANK CHRISTMAS MOVIES
30:07 – CALL OF DUTY
37:22 – REAL OR FAKE – SOCCER PLAYERS
41:52 – GET RID OF 10 U.S. STATES
47:33 – HOW THESE NBA TEAMS GOT THEIR NAMES - SOUTHEAST
55:44 – ASK REDDIT – IF VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR, WHAT DID THE INTERNET KILL?
59:28 – UNBELIEVEABLE NFL STATS
1:03:41 – MID SEASON NFL AWARD ODDS
1:14:03 – OUTRO

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