Episodes

  • Season 3: Oops All Arnold! Postmortem

    Season 3: Oops All Arnold! Postmortem
    Aug 1 2024

    Season 3: Oops All Arnold! postmortem episode! In which Shane & Ryan unearth the remains of all the season 3 games and plop them on the examining table so they can pay their final respects(?)! Also: Ryan edits 2 minutes-worth of coughs out of the podcast, Shane creates a whole-ass program for his quiz (showoff), Ryan botches the outro, and more!

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

    Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
    Jul 25 2024
    Episode 30- In which Shane & Ryan talk to the hand in order to watch and play the games of Jonathan Mostow’s (and let’s face it, Arnold’s too) obvious money laundering scheme disguised as the long-awaited sequel to one of the most beloved action movies of all time (what could possibly go wrong?!): Terminator 3 colon Rise of The Machines! Also: Ryan ponders the reasoning for Skynet’s sunglasses kink, Shane makes a killer My So Called Life Reference (remember that show? DO YOU?!), Dueling Shaq/Harrison Ford impersonations, and more in this action-packed Season 3: Oops All Arnold finale!
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    2 hrs and 38 mins
  • True Lies

    True Lies
    Jul 18 2024
    Episode 29- In which Shane & Ryan Ride on horses in an elevator in order to watch and play the game of noted aquaphile James Cameron’s movie about marriage and zany terrorists: True Lies! Also: Ryan gets triggered by Fred Flintstone, Shane fights his fiercest battle yet against “with a missile” or “on a missile”, I love the Nineteen Nine-A-Tees, and more!
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Last Action Hero

    Last Action Hero
    Jul 11 2024
    Episode 28- In which Shane & Ryan put on their red shirts, blue jeans, and brown leather jackets in order to watch and play the games of yet another John McTiernan action epic...epic FLOP, that is (ZING!): Last Action Hero! Also: Ryan correctly identifies the Nexus Event for our current dark timeline, Shane can’t tell the difference between Aretha Franklin & Tina Turner (please don’t cancel us!), Arnold loves(?) reciting pro wrestling promos, and more!
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    2 hrs and 12 mins
  • Terminator 2: Judgement Day

    Terminator 2: Judgement Day
    Jul 4 2024
    Episode 27- In which Shane & Ryan grab a sack of quarters, hop on to the same motorized scooter and head to the Galleria in order to watch and play the games of James Cameron’s global smash hit odd couple buddy action movie sequel: Terminator 2 colon Judgement Day! Also: Ryan FINALLY turns his ire toward George Thorogood, Shane FINALLY turns his ire toward Edward Furlong, feature spotlight on the amazing Earl Boen, and more!
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    2 hrs and 43 mins
  • Total Recall

    Total Recall
    Jun 27 2024

    Episode 26- In which Shane & Ryan get their @sses to Mars in order to watch and play the games of Paul Verhoeven’s ultra-violent three-titted 5 alarm sci-fi banger: Total Recall! Also: Ryan is particular with title grammar (shocker), Shane finally starts to display the signs of early onset Schwarzenegger-triggered Stroke Syndrome, it’s time to pick a bone with birthday psychics, and more!

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    2 hrs and 12 mins
  • Red Heat

    Red Heat
    Jun 20 2024

    Episode 25- In which Shane & Ryan slip into their towels and take a violent stroll through a Siberian bath house in order to watch and play the games of Walter Hill’s spectacularly forgettable buddy cop comedy that unfortunately really does exist: Red Heat! Also: “Contra with our d**ks out”, Madea’s Revolution X, Shane REALLY likes bath house scenes, and more!

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • The Running Man

    The Running Man
    Jun 13 2024

    Episode 24- In which Shane & Ryan put on their leotards lined with xmas lights and hop in their dune buggies in order to watch and play the games of Paul Michael Glaser’s take on Stephen King’s take on OTHER writer Robert Sheckley’s take on reality TV-centric dystopian futures: The Running Man! Also: Ryan does a tight minute on our prison system, Shane debuts the John Wick Alarm, the definitive difference that makes a computer store “good” is finally revealed, and more!

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    1 hr and 54 mins