Alright, here’s the lowdown on Kiki and Cowboy’s latest podcast misadventure:

Kiki was in some pants-related drama, and Cowboy swooped in with the kind of help that makes you question life choices. After attempting to hoist Kiki into her pants like some kind of DIY superhero, things got hilariously awkward. Picture a hot pan moment—Cowboy touched it and quickly recoiled, realizing the "help" wasn’t helping. Then there’s Kiki, needing a whole ensemble change, hinting at a long day ahead, but hey, who’s counting?

Add to that some tortoise trouble. Cowboy insists Kiki can’t handle a power tool because she might accidentally obliterate their pet's house (which, naturally, has been rearranged by said tortoise). Of course, Cowboy later tries to fix it himself, but, let's just say the results didn't go as planned. Classic "forgetful 50s" shenanigans!

Then, Kiki takes a hilarious trip down memory lane, sharing tales of woodshop classes gone awry and accidental arson. Cowboy recounts his seventh-grade woodshop experience, complete with unsupervised power tools and a Vietnam vet turned teacher, who probably had no idea his students were practically asking for disaster. Meanwhile, Kiki flashes back to her sixth-grade misadventure, where an ill-advised art project involving candles, dry paper towels, and wooden picture frames resulted in her becoming a mini pyromaniac with a flaming paper towel in hand.

As if the chaos of childhood wasn’t enough, they segue into a modern-day saga of lost AirPods. Kiki wanders around the house in search of her missing AirPod, using her trusty Apple Watch like a game of "hot and cold," only to discover—after much confusion—that she had cleverly stashed the AirPod in her bra. The epiphany, as Cowboy so eloquently puts it, was a "cleavage moment."

This episode is packed with ridiculousness, from woodshop blunders to bra-storage revelations, chaos, andgems like Cowboy's obsession with Crocs and love for Duluth Trading Company gear (yes, fire-hose pants and all).