Episodes

  • 13.7 We Stand on a Great Threshold (Or Not), or: World of Giants (1959), 7 of 13
    Jul 15 2024

    Emily and Andrew come to the awkward realization, no matter how adorable the low-fi special effects can get, the show being about a giant twerp, all two to six inches of him, is too much. But they do have some fun talking... and sometimes about the show!

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    31 mins
  • 13.6 Mel's Still a Little Dipstick (No Apologies)
    Jul 7 2024

    Turns out Emily and Andrew are in for more surprises as this episode retcons Mel being a jerk to lady regular character Brownie and apologizing to ... him saying he'll never apologize and he does it because he likes her. Swell. But there some big special effects swings (and stumbles). Loads of fun.

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    48 mins
  • 13.5 Quarters Used to Be Bigger Back Then (Tip Your Nurses), or: World of Giants (1959), 5 of 13
    Jul 1 2024

    Emily and Andrew are in for a big surprise when return to THE WORLD OF GIANTS because all of a sudden, there are lady folks, recognizable supporting players, and sturdy effects sequences. Oh, and no animal cruelty. It's like it's an entirely different show... except most assuredly, real life 6-inch spy Mel Hunter, is, again, very real, no matter what your mom tells you.

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    38 mins
  • 13.4 Beware the Grizzly (Always Pick the Bear), or: World of Giants, 4 of 13
    Jun 25 2024

    Emily and Andrew head into the yard to smoke some squares, hunt innocent gophers, and avoid raking leaves for as long as they can. They run across the world's totally non-fiction, real-world six-inch espionage agent... Mel Hunter. And step on him. They wish. Tune in as they discuss their regrets in not doing so.

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    29 mins
  • 13.3 What Kind of Animal Would Do This (To a Dog), or: World of Giants (1959), 3 of 13
    Jun 17 2024

    That's right, folks! MORE ANIMAL CRUELTY! Maybe they really didn't do it. Maybe. Anyway, it's the episode Emily and Andrew have been waiting for--not the animal cruelty, jeez--but the incredibly cheap incredible shrinking effects. Oh, and we get to see what WORLD OF GIANTS thinks of the ladies... Buckle up.

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    27 mins
  • 13.2 So Much Animal Cruelty (Thanks, ABC), or: World of Giants (1959), 2 of 13
    Jun 10 2024

    Emily and Andrew were planning for a relaxing afternoon in the garage, using their tools to solder, as ones do when preparing to testify against the Mob. Hope no one sends them a TIME BOMB disguised as a book-of-the-month club selection. Even worse... what if they don't have a secret agent spy Ken doll to save them!?!

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    37 mins
  • 13.1 Go Small or Go Home (The Iron Curtain), or: World of Giants (1959), 1 of 13
    Jun 2 2024

    Emily and Andrew guzzle some Drink Me and get into a Delorean Matchbox to head back to 1959 and WORLD OF GIANTS. Though they call it something else. Don't worry, you don't want to know and you'll find out. WIll you find out the MacGuffin, however? Do you like pickles on your MacGuffins? The answers to these questions and much more, on this week's exciting espionage-filled episode of ONESIES!

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    36 mins
  • 12.6 Insert Snowglobe Here (My Little Prince), or: Crashing (2016), 6 of 6
    May 26 2024

    What's this, another season without a bad episode? How ever will Emily and Andrew recover? Stay tuned to the end of this episode to find out. You don't just get to hear about next season, you also get to hear all about CRASHING's finale, which Emily knew about already because she watched ahead. Listen as they hosts try to remember numerous details, track various scenes, and keep spoilers until the last possible moment.

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    41 mins