• "Nobody Wants Your Children, Becky" A QAnon/Pizzagate Parody Song

  • Jan 30 2022
  • Length: 4 mins
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"Nobody Wants Your Children, Becky" A QAnon/Pizzagate Parody Song

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  • It is said that hours, days, weeks, and months of research into right-wing conspiracies can make one a little unbalanced. We at First Question podcast can confirm that, sadly, that is exactly what happened to Dominique.

    As Dom sat, recovering from the omicron variant of covid19, feverish and alone in her home office, with piles of audio editing and research to do, it occurred to her...

    What if she wrote a song?

    A song that expressed the very specific kind of frustration that one can only feel when they've been researching and debunking QAnon conspiracy theories, pizzagate, and hashtag savethechildren.

    You see, Dom's been telling folks til she's practically blue in the face that "clover gender," a new fun and fresh lgbtqi+ inclusive rebranding of pedophiles as a protected class, and a sinister basement torture dungeon in a pizza parlor without a basement aren't real...

    ...That no one is selling children, cleverly disguised as industrial cabinetry on popular mid to high-range home decor aggregation sites...

    ...And that adrenochrome is a boring neurotransmitter and not some miraculous wonder drug that keeps the empty hearts of "elites" beating long past their expirations dates.

    But much to their chagrin, Dom has learned time and time again that debunking isn't as sexy as LARPing some wide-reaching, over-the-top conspiracy theory during a global pandemic when there's nothing else to do, so what did Dom do with that information?

    Dom turned her debunking into something fun enough...nay...SEXY enough to compete with the nefarious pull of misinformation: a song!

    In this song, Dom sits down with fictional characters "Becky" and "Brad," in order to break the bad news to them: that contrary to apparently popular belief, nobody actually wants their children, let alone a shadowy cabal of global "elites," perhaps not even "Becky" or "Brad."

    Listen to Dom's fever-inspired parody song, "Nobody Wants Your Children, Becky," and hopefully it will do what Dom intended and make you laugh off the crazy.
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