Does the shape of your pregnancy bump determine the gender of your baby? Langston and David discuss this classic old wives tale with Brandi Denise (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon). Rib cages, BMI, gravity, and much more are talked about in the episode. Plus, what do two male podcast hosts know about pregnancy? TikTok trends of hot daddies "back in the day", ultrasound guessing, and surprise pregnancy stories occur. Plus, the funniest people on earth were mean high school boys. We are not medical professionals, but WebMD may have a run for their money.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about fast food menu pairings targeting Black communities and if it's intentional.

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AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

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PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

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Are we all living in the matrix? Langston and David sit with Josh Johnson (The Daily Show) about this conspiracy theory that many billionaires subscribe to (looking at you Elon). Talks of the Matrix franchise, bunkers, déjà vu, and the Mayan calendar occur throughout this episode. Should we be having these flashbacks so often? How many people are considered "too many" for a bunker colony? These questions don't get answered, but we do learn that Langston doesn't want any of us to know the year he graduated high school.

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PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

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Hey, Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week! Run it back with this classic. Bye, b*tch!

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Langston and David answer an email from someone speculating the link of CTE to R&B artists. Plus, Langston and David exchange K-Ci & Jojo videos.

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AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

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SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

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Are church ladies who speak in tongues suppressed hoes? Langston and David answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory and go deep into Black churches and what "giving yourself to the Lord" means. The guys also ask themselves what God means to them. Don't worry, this existential conversation is temporary as soon as we hop into "post-ghost cobbler" and how what all these church hoes need is just a meal at Denny's.

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ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

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Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Black gay men using white women as beards.

WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre

DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Langston and David present a mid-year remix of our favorite guests as we move full force into a new season of My Momma Told Me. We got bits from Will Ferrell, Mandal, and Miles Gray. We promise you are going to love these selections.

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DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic

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HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about luxury brands incepting Black people with ideas of white supremacy.

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