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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are being smart and just staying out of cornfields. We watched the 2021 film from Tim Ritter, Sharks of the Corn.

I’ve had it with these motherfucking sharks in this motherfucking corn! Wait, that’s a different movie entirely. Is Snakes on a Plane a better movie than this one? Lucky you, we’ve now done both of them!

Am I saying that one is better than the other? Nah, you’re stuck here with this one. (Although, I will say that one features Samuel L. Jackson, and that’s probably all you need to know.)

Listen on to find out what kind of rating sharks killing people in cornfields will get a movie. Will this one be brilliant, a flunder (i.e., a fun blunder), or the dreaded blunder…

(Recorded on August 13, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Sharks of the Corn - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharks of the Corn trailer - YouTube

Tim Ritter — The Movie Database (TMDB)

SCHYLLING Puppet Hand Shark - Amazon

Street Sharks (TV Series 1994–1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stonehenge - Wikipedia

Leprechaun (1993) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Signs (2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Todd Martin - IMDb

Wings (TV Series 1990–1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are taking down the man, one tv show at a time. We watched the 1987 film from Paul Michael Glaser, The Running Man.

The year is 2017. Reality television has grown out of control. Sadistic game show hosts control the country. Real blood is spilled. Lives are lost. The crowd cheers on.

No, I’m not talking about what actually happened to the world in 2017. I’m talking about the Arnold Schwarzenegger film that feels a little too prescient. I know, the similarities are too uncomfortable to consider for any length of time.

But this episode shouldn’t give anybody the kind of chilling thoughts that the real world might. It’s a freaking Schwarzenegger film! That’s always a good time.

(Recorded on August 07, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

The Running Man - The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Running Man trailer - YouTube

Arnold Schwarzenegger — The Movie Database (TMDB)

María Conchita Alonso — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stephen King - Wikipedia

Squid Game (TV Series 2021- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Yaphet Kotto — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Terminator (1984) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Predator (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Demolition Man (1993) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Richard Dawson — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kissing Richard Dawson - Family Feud Supercut - YouTube

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Richard Bachman - Wikipedia

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are seriously reevaluating all of their sports hobbies. We watched the 2005 film from Neil Marshall, The Descent.

Word to the wise: if you find out your spouse is cheating on you with one of your friends, don’t go on an uncharted spelunking trip with said friend. There’s no way that outing is going to go well.

And that’s assuming you won’t run into any cave-dwelling, humanoid monsters intent on eating your flesh. Throw that nightmare into the mix and you’ve got the makings of a bad time.

Luckily for us, we can just sit back and enjoy this chilling episode of the podcast. Enjoy, and be sure to send us ideas for new movies to watch!

(Recorded on July 24, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

The Descent - The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Descent trailer - YouTube

Neil Marshall — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Shauna Macdonald — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Natalie Mendoza — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Alex Reid — The Movie Database (TMDB)

MyAnna Buring — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Saskia Mulder — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nora-Jane Noone — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The 13th Warrior (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Descent: Part 2 (2009) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nosferatu (1922) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Cave (2005) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are just trying to make it to Friday without going crazy. We watched the 1999 film from Mike Judge, Office Space.

“Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking… Just a moment.”

“’PC Load Letter’? What the fuck does that mean?”

“I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…”

I could go on and on with this brilliant film, but the best possible thing you could do for yourself is give it another watch as soon as possible. And remember, we’re putting new cover sheets on every TPS report before they go out.

(Recorded on July 17, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Office Space - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Office Space trailer - YouTube

Mike Judge — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ron Livingston — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jennifer Aniston — The Movie Database (TMDB)

David Herman — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ajay Naidu — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Diedrich Bader — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stephen Root — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Gary Cole — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John C. McGinley — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series 2013–2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Introducing Fan Mail - Buzzsprout

Kung Fu (TV Series 1972–1975) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Swingline Stapler, Rio Red - Amazon

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to outlive some sicko’s demented hobby games. We watched both Escape Room movies by Adam Robitel.

When did we all stop loving the simple things in life? When did the pure pleasure of a video game or, I don’t know, going for a walk in the park become boring and passé?

Everything now is all trap myself in this, escape from that. How could the ultimate adrenaline rush become facing certain death for ephemeral thrills?

Maybe these questions just prove that I’m not the thrill-seeking type. Call me boring, but after watching these two films, boring is what I’d rather be. Beats dying at the hands of some murderous lunatic.

(Recorded on July 12, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Escape Room - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Escape Room trailer - YouTube

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions trailer - YouTube

Taylor Russell — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Logan Miller — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tyler Labine — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Resident Evil (2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Isabelle Fuhrman — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Purge (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nik Dodani — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Atypical (TV Series 2017–2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Marathon Man (1976) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Oh, Dustin. Try Acting. - Shakespeare Geek

Nine to Five (1980) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to save the universe with MAXIMUM EFFORT! We watched the 2024 film from Shawn Levy, Deadpool & Wolverine.

What do you get when you combine the Merc with a Mouth and Weapon X? That’s right: it’s one of this year’s biggest blockbusters (and the veritable savior of Marvel, if you listen to some reviewers).

It’s the epic team-up that everyone has been craving since our dear Ryan Reynolds first donned the skintight red suit. And would you be surprised that it features the ever-popular Multi-verse?

Enjoy this episode about the movie that got your beloved hosts off their butts, into a theater, and back onto their butts (in cushy recliner seats, no less).

(Recorded on July 31, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Deadpool & Wolverine - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Deadpool & Wolverine trailer - YouTube

Shawn Levy — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ryan Reynolds — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Hugh Jackman — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Emma Corrin — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Robert Downey Jr. — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Daredevil (2003) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Blade (1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Chris Evans — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Fantastic Four (2005) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tom Holland — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kevin Feige — The Movie Database (TMDB)

X-Men (2000) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Blade (2025) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are dunking ourselves in questionable goo to save the world. We watched the 1994 film by Mike Binder, Blankman.

Watching Blankman is like becoming Blankman: you feel like a nerdy film buff while you’re doing it, and by the end of the movie, you’ll end up feeling like you can take down crime.

It’s like giving yourself superpowers! The sheer excitement of discovering something that should, by all rights, be terrible is actually kind of good. And it’s heartwarming as hell.

This month’s B-movie episode is surprising all the way through. It’s the sort of thing that reminds us why we all got into this movie game. Listen on to find out what we graded this one!

(Recorded on June 26, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Blankman - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Blankman trailer - YouTube

Damon Wayans — The Movie Database (TMDB)

David Alan Grier — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Robin Givens — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Batman (TV Series 1966–1968) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Short Circuit (1986) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Short Circuit 2 (1988) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

*batteries not included (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Psycho Goreman (2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Turbo Kid (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are taking down crime with our trusty WWI baton and duct tape. We watched the 2009 film from Peter Stebbings, Defendor.

Who watches the watchmen? Well, in this case, it’s a decked out Woody Harrelson with a troubled past and a taste for taking down crime. Evildoers, you’ve been warned.

Is he the Batman that many of us might wish were actually real? No. Can’t say that he is. But would any of us actually want any of those bad guys running around and creating havoc? I think not.

I’ll take my Defendor, thank you. And you’ll have this episode featuring a pretty badass wannabe superhero.

(Recorded on June 19, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Defendor - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Defendor trailer - YouTube

Woody Harrelson — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kat Dennings — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kick-Ass (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Super (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Superman (1978) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tom Hanks: Hollywood Star and Typewriter Enthusiast - Typewriters.com

Con Air (1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Gran Torino (2008) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Best Co-Pilot Max | r/aww - Reddit

Madame Web (2024) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Peter Stebbings — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Elliot Page — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Iron Man (2008) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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