A young Southerner makes a schoolboy error in The North and finds himself in the firing line of some thuggish OAPs with horrific consequences.

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The Sixth Mass Extinction is closing in on the animals in The Wind in the Willows. How is this even possible? Badger explains all...from the grave.

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Toby Gulch finds himself in court as his joke experiment to cross the species divide and transition into a toad takes a more serious turn.

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Brexyt Is Icumen In examines the disturbing reaction of the villagers of Oughtiton when a suspected saboteur doesn't put any bunting out on Brexyt Day. A classic of the folk horror genre.

TRIGGER WARNING: ample use is made of a Morris Dancing field recording.

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When the cosmic abomination Cthulhu decides to diversity his portfolio and invest in civet-digested Arabica coffee beans, the future of humanity and independent coffee shops becomes imperilled. Dedicated to Lovecraft devotee, Andy Miller.

Written, performed, recorded & produced by Neil Fitzgerald

Credits & Acknowledgements:

Sample of Molly Burch's Downhearted used with kind permission of the artist and Captured Tracks/Omnia Music Group

Sample of Danger Beach's Apache used with kind permission of the artist.

Closing song: Small Sur's cover of Little Wings' Fall Skull also used with kind permission of the artist.

Originally appeared as episode of 'The Latte Art Catastrophe' in 2018.

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A despairing journalist tries to steer the so-called 'Elvis of nose-tweaking, T-shirt tugging and cultural theory' Slavoy Zizek away from the magnetic conversational pole of Castro's penis.

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A failed attempt to ride the New Nature Writing gravy train with A Year In A Puddle.

TRIGGER WARNING: mention is made of 'Driver Tizer', 'hedge-porn' and tree fetishism.

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Credits & Acknowledgements: All sound FX sourced on Freesound.org and are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. For links to individual files, see link. The following sound FX are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. All sound FX sourced on freesound.org. For links to individual files, see: docs.google.com/document/d/1Psou6…/edit?usp=sharing

Other music samples used under Fair Usage rights include:

Charley Patton - High Water Everywhere Pt. 1

Real Estate - Pool Swimmers

Das Rheingold - Prelude - Solti/VPO

End song: No Demons Here - Every Second Darker is used with kind permission of the artist.

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SERIES FINALE! The waking nightmare life of Sir Kazuo Ishiguro and its enslavement to one of his characters.

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