Episodes

  • 14 June 2021
    Jun 14 2021

    They're back. The podcast that will make you scratch your head and laugh but not for the right reasons. They're 1.5 metres apart and masked up...wink wink

    Marty's a dad now. So they talk about that for a bit. They talk about the idiots claiming that COVID isn't a thing. There's more pandemic talk. Stu airs his grievances about Facebook Marketplace too. It's alright, but don't listen to us.

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 12 September 2020
    Sep 14 2020
    Would you look at that, we hit the half-century! Another fortnight in lockdown, another sub-par podcast from these two idiots that have no right to comment on the stuff that they do. This time it's more COVID rubbish, modern TV shows, censorship of The Simpsons, Tarantino and more... Don't listen to us.
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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • 29 August 2020
    Aug 30 2020
    Well they've squeezed out another turd of a podcast for your listening ...pleasure? If you find pleasure in this then you must be a masochist. We talk about COVID lockdown again, politics, Marty is OBSESSED with Instagram Reels, Stu transitioning into becoming a grandpa and some other pointless drivel that can only be a waste of time. Don't listen to us.
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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • 15 August 2020
    Aug 16 2020
    In the midst of a pandemic, the two idiots Marty and Stu have utilised the wonder that is modern technology to shit out a podcast that is equal parts low effort and low quality. They discuss how annoying the mainstream media is, politicians being supported like they're sports coaches, Stu's ongoing issues with his shower, Marty's twitter ban, Jordan Peterson's current situation, Joe Rogan, the YouTube comments on our videos, and more...
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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 21 June 2020
    Jun 23 2020
    Episode 47. The two idiots talk about the public's response online and offline to the BLM movement, Stu did a float, movie wankers, Joe Rogan's $100m deal, 2nd wave of COVID and a whole lot more GARBAGE. Why on earth would you want to listen to this?
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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • 8th June 2020
    Jun 8 2020
    Episode 46. The two idiots discuss the concept of racism, popularist responses, how terrible Twitter is, Marty gets stumped when unpacking why he doesn't want children and lots more D grade comedy and conversation. Don't listen to us.
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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • 2nd May 2020
    May 3 2020
    This time on episode 45 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue, the idiots have a laugh about Trump, The Office, After Life 2, Friendlyjordies and a whole bunch of other ridiculous rubbish. Don't listen.
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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • 17 April 2020 *CORONA VIRUS EDITION* (ft. Matt Witkowski)
    Apr 17 2020
    *CORONA VIRUS EDITION* Today we have very special guest Dr. Matt Witkowski join us on this special edition of the podcast! He is currently working in a COVID-19 testing facility in NYC, and has kindly agreed to give us his insights on this whole crazy thing! This is one you actually should listen to.
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    2 hrs and 18 mins