This episode is a comedic primer to teach you as much about playing D&D as you'll need to understand our podcast. It can also help you in getting started on learning to play your personal D&D campaign! Sophia tries to punch the sun, Noel resents everyone around her, Kaitlin has a snack, and Kat DMs.

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During our first episode, we're introduced to our heroes, the Guardians of the Goddess. Corbin, of the Crow Clan, has birthday tacos. Laika, of the Wolf Clan, out-hugs a master. Fra'Nika, of the Deer Clan, would like to go back to sleep. Together they solve some puzzles, fight some mephits, and learn the meaning of friendship. But not the last one at all actually.

(Also featuring sound-quality issues which are fixed in later episodes.)

✂️ Arc 1 Outtakes & Extras ✂️

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Sometimes in life, you and your friends just have to make a mortal flesh tower to get through the day. As the Trials continue, Corbin has an unfortunate encounter with a watery grave, disappears from existence, and acquires a nemesis for life--not necessarily in that order.

(Also featuring sound-quality issues which are fixed in later episodes.)

✂️ Arc 1 Outtakes & Extras ✂️

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The Guardians face their toughest challenge yet: a octa-- pentag--HEXAGONAL room. Laika continues her quest to understand human culture through Corbin, who isn't quite sure what a human is, while Fran struggles not to vomit. Meanwhile, they take on the fiend coliseum, correct past mistakes, and get introduced to the great island-city of Estra.

(Sad, regrettable sound issues continue, but this is the worst and last of it.)

✂️ Arc 1 Outtakes & Extras ✂️

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The Goddess has a quest for our guardians, and a great mystery begins to slowly take form. New enemies must be defeated: Shawn, Shane, Lampshade, and, most importantly--bread mold. Laika goes on a ghostly stealth mission, Fran laughs, and Corbin gets a clue.

✂️ Arc 1 Outtakes & Extras ✂️

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Following a trail of clues that seem to reveal more questions than answers, the Guardians investigate the Undertemple and prepare for the Festival of Lights. In the meantime, Fran impersonates a police officer, Laika dreams about that banister style, and Corbin surveys the scene of a troubling ancient escape. All this, and they also manage to irritate the wits out of the Goddess's attendants.

✂️ Arc 1 Outtakes & Extras ✂️

Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.

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As their quest to find the shade-y perpetrators continues, the Guardians go to the one place they know they'll be able to find reliable information, the beefcake barracks. Wait, no. The raging pop punk party in the hallway outside their bedrooms? No, no, no. The LIBRARY!

✂️ Arc 1 Outtakes & Extras ✂️

Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.

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As the old saying goes: when life gives you a bathroom, turn it into a devastating hole in the floor. This week on Dames and Dragons, the Guardians check on their party friends, lie to another attendant, and seek help from the Greater Beasts. Fran is a rude daughter. Laika is a bus driver. Corbin is an ant.

✂️ Arc 1 Outtakes & Extras ✂️

Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.

Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify

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