UNLOCKING 🔐 this archive EP from 2023.... a fan fav!!!

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This week we:

• Recap the ACM awards
• smoke clove cigarettes with hideous chihuahuas in Hollyweird
• Post instagram carousels inspired by Kelsea Ballerini and regret it
• Are jealous that shania performed at Lukas Gage's wedding
• Lose our voices like Morgan Wallen
• Notice how much I resemble Wynonna Judd in drag....
• "Measure members" with Cole Schafer 🤢

And more, obviously!

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EPISODE #28

KFM BEST OF 2022

KFM: COMPLETE

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KFM ALBUM OF THE WEEK: Crystal Gayle - S/T

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Yesssss mama's we're back with a special Stagecoach Music fest recap edition of the show...

• MIRANDA LAMBERT DEBUTS NEW SONG "WRANGLERS" AND BRINGS OUT REBA MCCENTIRE TO WOW US ALL
• MORGAN WALLEN BRINGS OUT ALL HIS LITTLE BROSKIES TO DANCE AND HOP AROUND THE STAGE IN A MANLY WAY.... EVERYONE SOUNDS AWFUL OF COURSE :)
• HORRIBLE VIBED TROUBADOR PAUL CAUTHEN UNDESERVEDLY HAS LANA DEL REY AS A GUEST ON HIS WARBLE HEAVY VERSION OF "UNCHAINED MELODY"
• POST MALONE MAKES HIS FULL FLEDGED DEBUT AS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF A CIGARETTE DOING A HIGHLY ENJOYABLE FULL BAND SET OF CLASSIC COUNTRY KARAOKE
• DASHA SOUNDS RLY BAD DOING AN OUT OF BREATH VERSION OF HER TIK TOK HIT "AUSTIN" BUT HONESTLY I WOULD ALSO SOUND RLY BAD IN THAT CONTEXT SO .....
• MEGAN MORONEY SOUNDS LIKE IF LINDSAY LOHANS SPEAKING VOICE WAS A SINGING VOICE 🤩 I HOPE TO JOIN HER "EMO COWGIRL" FAG MOB ONE DAY SOON
• THE ENTIRE WEEKEND IS BASICALLY AN ALL STAR DRUG DEALER REVUE FROM SHROOM DEALER BAILEY ZIMMERMAN, TO RENOWNED METH CHEMIST HARDY TO ACTUAL FORMER DRUG DEALER JELLY ROLL AND CURRENT MARIJUANA ADDICT PAUL CAUTHEN
• ALL THIS AND OF COURSE..... MUCH MUCH MORE!

I made a SPOTIFY PLAYLIST of all the highlights from my fav artists at Stagecoach this year

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On the free feed this week we travel back in time! Its Aug 31 2022.... I had just seen Jessie James Decker live.... Shia Lebouf had just "converted" to cool guy catholicism.... I took your calls on the topic of "rly dirty cars" .... sounds random but people said this was a good episode at the time 🤷‍♀️ enjoy!

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Welcome back users and moochers!!

It's another free edition of KFM, rounding up some new releases for ya... 

- MORGAN WADE puts her jail tatted hand around KYLE RICHARDS' waist in a lesbian PDA equivolent of a full blown coming out

- POST MALONE's new country style is annoying me 

- Waylon's Grandson STRUGGLE JENNINGS is armenian coded

- MIRANDA LAMBERT's Velvet Rodeo comes to a close and her new song with Enrique Iglesias tip toes her dangerously close to an official flop era 

- TY HERNDON's tooth is giving him hell and Terri Clark and Kristen Chenowith are worried about him as we all are!!!

- Why I support the new extremely random country music tribute to Tom Petty album

- Why country music chicks are obsessed with singing about California King beds 

- Why BAILEY ZIMMERMAN is the worlds most successful highschool weed dealer 

And much more!!!

SAMMY SAYS: C+ 

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Yeah.... i know! its mid january..... whatever 

It's my Top Ten Songs of 2023!!! (12 with two honorable mentions) 

I hemmed and I hawed but finally I whittled down my big ol list to these ten bangers. From Chris Stapleton to Gabby Barrett, from Dougie Poole to Carter Faith. Songs you heard on the radio all year long and songs for niche indie bitches like myself ;) , as usual we cover a WIDE SWATH here at KFM country radio....

Next episode, I will get you guys the patron exclusive Best Of 2023 MegaMIX but for now, here's the KFM Top 12 Tracks of the Year 

KFM BEST OF 2023 

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Welcome back beloved moochers!!! Its a new FREE episode of KFM ft. the one and only Celebrity Book Clubologist Lily Marotta, here to recap the CMA awards!

Both of us are recovering from Maren-19 sooo .... grab ur tissues, blow ur noses, and buckle up for a delightful rapid fire discussion of country's biggest night 😈

- JELLY ROLL WINS BIG, and looks like he cooks the finest crank in the delta

- WYNONNA HOLDS ON TO JELLY FOR DEAR LIFE, apparently she was just nervous

- MORGAN WALLEN STRIKES OUT, and looks like a fallen cop with his new haircut

- LUKE BRYAN AND PEYTON MANNING HAVE SOMEHOW SECURED THE HOSTING GIG FOR LIFE.... despite having no charisma whatsoever.....

- LAINEY WILSON SWEEPS, and confirms her status as the Mathew Mcconaughey of country

- POST MALONE STEALS THE SHOW, looked and sounded amazing

- MIRANDA STAYS HOME, as Lainey ascends the Iron Throne

- NICOLE KIDMAN SHOWS UP, country music's favorite short king accessory literally NEVER misses a country music award show

AND SO MUCH MOREEEEEE

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This week at KFM Country Radio we are launching a new series of free minisodes.... It's the

Here I'm going to recap new releases and spicy hot country news, a little taste of KFM for all the users and moochers out there ;)

We rate new releases from....

MORGAN WALLEN & THOMAS RHETT

KACEY MUSGRAVES AND NOAH KAHAN

CARLY PEARCE

MORGAN EVANS

And GABBY BARRETT

- TIM MCGRAW AND FAITH HILL'S 27TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

- OLIVER ANTHONY MUSIC WELCOMES A BABY AND CONTINUES TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK ALL DAY LONG

- DARIUS RUCKER WILL PLAY YOUR WEDDING FOR *DR EVIL VOICE* 1 MILLION DOLLARS

- KELSEA BALLERINI ACCUSED OF LIP SYNCING BY DUMB IDIOTS WHO CANT SEE

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BOO!!!!!!! It's a new episode of KFM! 

This week, I requested phone calls on the topic of spooky things that have happened to you and boy, do i regret it! Was absolutely shaking in my expensive silverlake poser boots as I spin you a completely emmylou harris based playlist. Originally I intended to do an ep that only focused on her work as a prolific background vocalist--apparently second only to willie nelson with 283 credits to her name-- however in the end I couldnt resist including a handful of my fav Emmylou solo tracks too. Love you all so much!

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THE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE MAKING OF TRIO, WITH EMMYLOU, LINDA RONDSTAT AND DOLLY PARTON (HIGHLY REC):

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