Episodes

  • Beer, Pizza, and Big Rocks: How Ancient Buildings Were Actually Made
    Nov 19 2024

    From the Great Pyramids to Baalbek, ancient astronaut theorists claim that mysterious acoustic levitation technology was used to move massive stones. But what happens when you actually look at the physics of sound? Join us as we explore the real engineering achievements of ancient civilizations, debunk the myths around acoustic levitation, and discover why using sound waves to move massive rocks would literally liquidize human organs. Plus, we'll dive into the actual historical evidence of how these magnificent structures were built - spoiler alert: it involved a lot of beer.


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    Music by Rod Kim | Cover art by Skutch

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Jericho: Aliens Love Their Bass Drops ft. Tom Nicholas
    Nov 12 2024

    Ancient Aliens claims the walls of Jericho were destroyed by advanced alien sonic weapons powered by the Ark of the Covenant. Plus: The best Veggie Tales songs, medieval siege tactics, and why aliens with faster-than-light technology probably would have just invented gunpowder instead.

    Check out our guest this week Tom Nicholas.

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    Music by Rod Kim | Cover art by Skutch

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Why Ancient People Could Actually Art
    Nov 5 2024

    From Egyptian sun disks to Mayan turtle sculptures, watch in horror as Ancient Aliens transforms religious symbols into spaceships, completely ignoring centuries of cultural context and artistic expression. Learn about the actual meanings behind these ancient artworks while questioning why Ancient Aliens thinks people from the past were incapable of abstract thought or, you know, just making cool stuff because they wanted to. Features special appearances by the sun god Ra, some very meaningful turtles, and self-described-expternally-described-as-modern-day-indiana-jones David Childress make baffling claims about cave paintings.

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    Music by Rod Kim | Cover art by Skutch

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • We Goofed: The Sandwich That Didn't Start World War I
    Oct 29 2024

    Gavrilo Princip probably wasn't munching on a sandwich when he decided to kick off World War I. This, along with other thrilling things we did wrong, is in this one. We'll also explore how we managed to confuse rocks, misplace a few billion dollars in military spending, and accidentally transport a moustached TV host to the Mexican desert - all in a day's work.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Is The City Of Teotihuacán A Literal Computer?
    Aug 28 2024

    Teotihuacán is a city that "millions of people around the world" believe looks like a computer chip. So it must be, apparently. We're joined by Quintin Smith who is much more generous than we are.


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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Die Glocke: The Nazi Time Machine
    Apr 18 2024

    This is the big one! Was Die Glocke real? What did it do? And is "anti-gravity" the bad boy of physics?


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    1 hr and 1 min
  • No, The Swastika Isn't An Alien Symbol
    Apr 10 2024

    I can't believe we even have to say that.


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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Did Nazis Ever Actually Find Mystical Treasure?
    Apr 2 2024

    Obviously not. But this raises an interesting question about why pop culture has painted nazis in this treasure-hunting way.


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    Music by Rod Kim | Cover art by Skutch

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    1 hr and 4 mins