Episodes

  • Ms. Willmann and Ms. Lane.

    Ms. Willmann and Ms. Lane.
    Feb 2 2023
    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about flying private to walk in a fashion show, meeting Tyra Banks and they have an announcement for Inside the Closet listeners! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    28 mins
  • Big Tooth Energy W/ Bob the Drag Queen Encore

    Big Tooth Energy W/ Bob the Drag Queen Encore
    Jan 15 2023
    This week we replay an audience favorite "vintage" Inside The Closet from April 2019 featuring Bob the Drag Queen. Emma and Matteo get into her origin story, drag cruises, and have Bob weigh in on a debate that's been going on for years on Inside The Closet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • Just One Day Off

    Just One Day Off
    Dec 16 2022
    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk resolutions, holiday plans, fruity friendly sports, and more! Happy Holidays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • This Comedian Needs No Introduction

    This Comedian Needs No Introduction
    Dec 3 2022
    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by the second son of New Milford PA Nick Smith to talk growing up in a small town and hating your classmates, cheating on tests like a pro, how to stick out at a hockey game, Thanksgiving, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    38 mins
  • Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea Revisited

    Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea Revisited
    Nov 24 2022
    Hello Closeteers, in light of the tragedy at Club Q in Colorado Springs, Emma and Matteo are taking a pause this week. Support victims through the Colorado Healing Fund. We'll replay segments from an audience favorite "Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea," about overwhelming food choices and neighbors having loud sex, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    16 mins
  • Bottoms Make The World Go Round

    Bottoms Make The World Go Round
    Nov 18 2022
    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk shadow banning, the slippery slope of bottom shaming, gas station kombucha and Republicans with alleged gay-face, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • I Think Saddam Hussein Is Living In My Gut

    I Think Saddam Hussein Is Living In My Gut
    Nov 10 2022
    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about Courtney Love’s (and Emma’s) ill-fated attempts to find Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, scenic and terrifying experiences in small planes, Emma’s mission to transform her gut health and how (and when) to handle hecklers, and more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    35 mins
  • My Brain Is Off But I Got Nice Toes

    My Brain Is Off But I Got Nice Toes
    Nov 3 2022
    Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo and Emma chat about the ins and outs of steaming your eyeballs, (un) & affordable healthcare, good teeth, drinking problems, and cool kids. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins