Half-ass witchery

By: Vanessa M Rivera and Micah Murphy
  • Summary

  • It's 2 witches from opposite ends of the hemisphere talking about astrology sh** and magical sh** and how to prep for it and take advantage of all the good juju that comes with it. And also how to cover your a** when with the bad sh** comes too. It's not just mercury in retrograde that can get you all f***ed up
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Episodes
  • Half-Ass in the Rizzly Bears of Libras
    Oct 1 2024

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    Ever wondered why Libras are often seen as charming but indecisive? Join us as we explore the complexities of Libra season with humor and candor. Vanessa shares her unique perspective on how avoiding dating Libras might have altered her love life, while we recount personal stories of Libra friends and family members that reveal their multifaceted nature. From a passive yet volatile Libra brother to a charismatic cousin, we navigate the stereotypes and traits that make Libras both captivating and frustrating.

    Our journey continues with a humorous tale of a flirtatious Libra at Ruby Tuesday and the trials of Virgo season, including a sick pet and a theft incident. Despite these challenges, we celebrate the successes of our astrology and tarot business, highlighting the joy found in small triumphs. Listen in for candid reflections on life's ups and downs, offering a relatable and entertaining glimpse into our daily experiences.

    As we gear up for the spooky season, excitement builds for Halloween decorations and a special candle magic episode. Vanessa dives into justice magic for Libra season, sharing her expertise on curse reversals and divine justice using candles and herbs. We also delve into horary astrology, providing practical steps for determining outcomes of legal cases, job interviews, and more. The episode wraps up with insightful tarot readings for various zodiac signs, focusing on themes of protection, peace, and personal growth. Get ready for an episode packed with laughter, magic, and astrological wisdom!

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Half ass in Virgo: Eww sponges
    Sep 6 2024

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    Can unconventional self-care practices really make a difference? Join us on this captivating episode of Half-Assed Witchery where we celebrate the start of Virgo season with a bang! From Vanessa's exciting news about her metaphysical shop possibly being crowned the best in Tucson, to the buzz around her Tattoo Tarot Thursday event, the energy is high. Micah takes a trip down memory lane, cherishing her niece's milestone of starting high school and shares her plans to clear up her schedule for more readings in 2024. We also emphasize the importance of supporting our work and staying connected through our various services.

    Sleep, budgets, and steam rooms—oh my! Self-care takes center stage as Vanessa delves into her love for sleep, aided by her luxurious mattress, in managing her hyposomnia. Micah finds solace in financial planning, budgeting, and the oddly satisfying sponge-squeezing ASMR videos. We discuss the therapeutic benefits of steam rooms and therapy sessions, all while sharing a few laughs about the quirks of our self-care routines. It’s a chapter full of relatable moments and unique tips that underscore how even the simplest activities contribute to our overall well-being.

    As we navigate through the cosmos, we bring you an astrological forecast for Virgo season 2024. Prepare for Mercury's transition into Virgo and the Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces. We also provide tarot scopes for each zodiac sign, offering guidance and insights to help you make the most of this season. Lastly, don’t miss where you can find us online and in person for tarot readings and other services, ensuring you stay connected with us for even more updates and insights. Tune in for a magical blend of personal stories, cosmic wisdom, and practical advice!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Half-ass witchery: LeOH the Drama
    Jul 23 2024

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    Could a lavish Great Gatsby-themed birthday party reveal more about our family dynamics than we anticipated? Join us as we recount the glitz, glam, and emotional weight of my mom's 55th birthday celebration at the 1899 Social Club. This milestone was particularly poignant because her siblings never reached this age, prompting reflections on life, loss, and the future. We'll also unpack the complexities of my sister's relationship with her Sudanese Muslim boyfriend, who keeps their two-year romance a secret from his family due to traditional views on arranged marriages. What does this mean for their future together?

    Next, we're diving into the ever-controversial world of TikTok and cultural appropriation within spiritual practices. Remember the WitchTok craze during quarantine? It brought us eerie targeted ads and a newfound interest in bone collecting, but it also raised significant questions about privacy and tech influence. We'll dissect a particular controversy where a white TikTok creator claimed to channel the African deity Oshun, only to be corrected by a voodoo priestess. This incident opens up a broader conversation about cultural sensitivity and respect in modern spiritual practices.

    Finally, we navigate the thorny topic of inclusion in traditionally closed spiritual practices like Espiritismo and Santeria. Can white people genuinely be part of these communities, especially in today's charged political climate? We'll share personal anecdotes, debate authenticity versus performativity, and offer tarot readings for Leo season. From the Empress card symbolizing abundance for Leo to the Death card signaling transformations for Pisces, we've got astrological insights that promise to guide and entertain. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a whirlwind episode filled with thought-provoking discussions and a touch of light-hearted banter.

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    1 hr and 7 mins

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