We're back with Jesse Armstrong to digest the bolus of gubbins that is season two, episode seven, 'Return'.

Did he get jerked off by his personal trainer at the end of sessions? Is he aware of any document destruction that may hinder our enquiries? Might it be better to do it over an egg?

We're hunkering, let's get down to it!

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We're here, we're back, we hope we're worth the wait. Geoff shares a tender touch with a child. Sara wishes for a tender touch with her cousin Michael DiFiori. Plus, The White Lotus, Season 3. Sorry to get all "Love, Actually" with Parker Posey, but: to us, she is perfect.

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Hello, all our babies. Sometime plans go awry. Here's what's happening:

This Weds: The next TLTW episode - The White Lotus!

Fri: The 'Succession' rewatch with Jesse Armstrong continues, a week later than planned.

Go and feel your feelings, and remember mommy and daddy love you xxxx

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Guys - you've been warned - we're getting philosophical this week. Big questions get asked, for example: if your dog craps in your garden how quickly do you clean it up? Also we were inundated with emails about Apple Cider Vinegar, so we talk through that but don't you worry, we'll get deep deep with White Lotus soon enough.

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Edited by the soon-to-be quinquagenarian, Naughty E. Porty

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Put on your puffy vest and pristine hiking boots and please give a warm Argestes welcome to Jesse Armstrong (he’s exceedingly easy to get.)

If we got kissy, might he share plot details of ‘Frat Baby 2’? Could a Cobb salad ever be worth $75? And would he like an Advil and a handjob?

It’s a culture hike, and we’re listening quite aggressively.

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(sung) What have you done for us lately? Ooo ooo ooo ooo yeah.

There was an incident at a high-end deli that changed everything, and Sara contemplates wearing a cummerbund to hide her midriff. Also: Hacks. Is is possible the most lovable part of that show is the font?

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Edited by almost birthday gal: Annabel Emily P.

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Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, and miles to go before we sleep...

This week, we're talking Tern Haven with Jesse over a round of Hank Pierce's Break-bumpers. We’re kind of like eunuch besties.

Can he recommend anything that Oprah isn’t pushing? Does he object to being fumbled by the invisible hand of the market, like a prim little matron? And does he kneel before His Majesty, the spinach?

He'd better start speechifying, or we'll send him into the bathroom, and he will stay there until we have answers. (Or until he’s done something with himself.)

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If we don't do it, who will? Who will ask the big questions? Who will travel to the dangerous corners? FireCrotch and Normcore, that's who! FireCrotch & Normcore are... who?

This week we address whether your clothes are mandatory for your child's playdate. It inches us toward divorce but we do it anyway. Because of bravery.

Also: High Potential on Disney+ - it's not about drugs! - as well as a very strong email game from all you cutie cuties.

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Edited by young blood Annabel E. Port

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